The Magic Vending Machine

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Schme
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Postby Schme » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:17 pm

Out comes a bearded man who storms the Parliment Buildings and beheads the Prime Minister of Canada.

I insert a bowl of rice.
"One death is a tragedy, a million is just statistics."
Joseph Stalin
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:41 pm

out pops rice pudding.

I isert a chess set...
The following statement is not true.

The previous statement is not true.
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Pie
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Postby Pie » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:42 pm

Out pops THE MIDEAVL AGES!!!(Whad does one of those look like?)
Pnumerical Intuitiong Engyn
Paranormal Investigation Exorsism
Porcupine Interspecies Extra_poison
Pick In Enter

... The headquarters of P.I.E.!!!
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Schme
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Postby Schme » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:49 am

It looks like mud.

I insert pure hatred.
"One death is a tragedy, a million is just statistics."

Joseph Stalin
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:55 am

The vending machine comes to life and starts beating you up.

I insert a fan...
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.
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Spillages
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Postby Spillages » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:36 am

Out pops the fan blade slicing your arm.


I put in "The Magic Stick"
silence is golden;
DUCT TAPE IS SILVER!
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:36 pm

You hear a message.

"Inserted object, does not compute."

And then the machine breaks down.

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I toss a battle-axe into the machine.
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:07 am

a bag of chips comes out...

I put in an elephant.
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.
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Spillages
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Postby Spillages » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:53 am

Hey! I gave that elephant to Shay, you cant go randomly stealing peoples stuff and inserting them into various openings.

Also i thought i was told that i broke the machine by putting "The Magic Stick" into it. It must have been repaired.

so... out pops the police and arrest you, they then throw you into a padded cell with a straight jacket along with michael jackson. Enjoy! 8-)


I kick the machine with some steel toed boots.
silence is golden;

DUCT TAPE IS SILVER!
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Antichrist_Online
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:16 pm

A small hatch opens and a gremlin shoots you in the face with a very tiny crossbow.

I insert said gremlin.
Mistress's Puppy
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Pie
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Postby Pie » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:56 pm

you get arested for child molesting.(Dang, I din't know I had that dirty of a mind...)

I insert a piano.
Pnumerical Intuitiong Engyn

Paranormal Investigation Exorsism

Porcupine Interspecies Extra_poison

Pick In Enter



... The headquarters of P.I.E.!!!
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:04 pm

Out comes an ad to my piano recital tommorow.

I insert the Wii into the machine.
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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the_antisocial_hermit
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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:10 pm

The machine starts babbling about various things then starts chasing people around and killing them while accusing them of using too much OOC knowledge IC.

It short circuits finally; It gets fixed; I insert the bodies of its victims.
Glitch! is dead! Long live Glitch!
Remember guys and gals, it's all Pretendy Fun Time Games!
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:21 am

It comes back to life again...

I insert mars.
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.
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Lychee
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Postby Lychee » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:18 am

And out comes Pluto, Micky Mouse's dog



I insert Centipede Popsicle
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