This is court...

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:45 pm

Well... when you think about it... it's more fun to see you squirm then know how the show ends. :twisted:

I accuse tnp of drinking the last of the milk. I wanted cereal, dang it!

Snake_byte · Postby **Snake_byte** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:49 pm

Well I was trying to come up with a recipe for fried milk... Hasn't really turned out yet.

I accuse tnp of losing Bo Peep's sheep.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:22 pm

Loose nothing! Those things were delicious!

I accuse tnp of not finishing the food that was on their plate.

FiziKx · Postby **FiziKx** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:14 am

Oh.... I thought I was supposed to 'FINNISH' it. However, it IS now a legal citizen of Finland.

I accuse tnp of kicking mah dog

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:24 pm

Um...he kicked me first? ^_^;

I accuse tnp of giving me cavities. T.T

FiziKx · Postby **FiziKx** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:52 am

By the way. Those aren't cavities, it is TAR. Don't yell at me though... you're the one who took a piece of the toast without asking. It's your problem that you ate the tar. Now you're probably going to have to go to the hospital because you have tar toast in your stomach... AND YOUR TEETH (Which will probably fall out now) :evil:

I accuse tnp of breaking into my grandmother's old shed.

Snake_byte · Postby **Snake_byte** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:13 am

Sorry, my band needed a place to jam.

I accuse tnp of adultery.

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:43 am

You don't understand! He was grieving! I just...comforted him...

I accuse tnp of giving people heart attacks.

Snake_byte · Postby **Snake_byte** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:46 am

It's not my fault I'm ugly....

I accuse tnp of defacement of public property

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:51 am

Ugh. I painted a mural! I made it better! It's not my fault you people don't appriciate art.

I accuse tnp of destroying my mailbox.

Snake_byte · Postby **Snake_byte** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:55 am

My friend had the bat, I was only driving.

I accuse tnp of poaching fish with dynamite.

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:00 am

No, that was my brother. I wasn't even there at the time.

(my brother actually did that once. only, he used to much and all that came out of the water were pieces of fish. lol)

I accuse tnp of murdering my brother's girlfriend. (more power to you! ^_^)

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:06 pm

He begged me to kill that bitch.

I accuse tnp of smoking crack.

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:11 pm

(i'm throwing you the biggest party of all time for ridding us of her. lol)

They made me do it! Really, they held me down! T.T

I accuse tnp of selling them the crack.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:19 pm

The morons bought it... and it was mostly baking powder.

I accuse tnp of going swimming in toxic sludge.

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