Excuses, Excuses

[Snake_byte]

Oh that was the sewer.

It happen to Cloepatra...

[Misato]

Hm? Oh, sorry I wasn't listening.

Someone tell my nephews to stop trying to choke me. T.T lol

[Snickie]

<BAMTHREADREZ>

I would, but it's been more than two years since you made that request, so you're probably dead now.

Clean up the cat puke from the couch.

[Misato]

Yeah, I would, but I'm too busy trying to keep the dogs away from all the new kittens since you set those tom cats lose. :p

Bring my chars on the dead char thread back to life!

[Snickie]

And make zombies? THAT'D BE SO AWESOME!!!!! But I can't, 'cause we already buried them.


Paint my toenails green with a fluorescent green smiley on each of them, just like Cantr.

[Cantrvingeon]

I would, but then I would be forced to see myself every time you go barefoot. Ten times over.

Keep my characters lit up constantly, forever!

[Snickie]

I would, but I don't know where all your characters are, and anyways, then you'd be spending so much time playing all those characters that you wouldn't have time to paint my toenails.

Invent a time machine so that I can go back in time and do all that homework I was supposed to do over the break. And do it before 20:00 EDT tonight.

[Misato]

Honey, if I could invent a time machine I'd use it myself and change the events leading up to my chars deaths.

Buy me a horse!

[Snickie]

I'm still trying to pay for all my band fees! I can't afford a horse too!


Pay my band fees for me.

[Misato]

Really? o.O I can't even afford a horse! lol

Bathe my dog for me.

[Cantrvingeon]

Impossible! I've never even seen a dog (or horse) in Cantr! Do they exist there? We should save all this money buying animals and animal bathing products and donate some money to the game, so that tame versions of such animals might be implemented in the future...

Now, bring me some lozenges. I have a cold.

[Bowser]

Sorry, no can do. A lozenge, often referred to as a diamond, is a form of rhombus. Cough tablets have taken the name lozenge, based on their original shape. All the cough tablets I have are square. Will that work?

Can someone go make me a sandwich?

[gejyspa]

Sorry, fresh out of sand.

I can really use someone to clean my desk before Passover.

[Sunni Daez]

Sorry, I'll have to 'pass' on that.. just had my carpets vacuumed.


Would you change the kitty litter please?

[Misato]

I would, but I'm totally allergic to kitty litter.

Give me $20 for gas. Pretty please?