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Tangential
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Postby Tangential » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:57 am

*he covers his ears as mikki screams* WHERE'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA!!! *he takes out his sexual harassment handbook guide from his back pocket*
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Postby Dogonabun » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:08 am

*He stumbles out of his house in a panda suit*
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
*He rushes back into his house, holding a cat.*
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Postby Zanthos » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:25 am

*yawns and comes out, seeing all the commotion*

What is it this time? volcano? terrorists? wait... is it OLD PEOPLE!?!

*sees butters dead body*

Oh... murders! *screams* Oh my god! they killed butters!

well enough crazy sh!t happens around here... who wants to play some videogames!
Person: Akamada doesnt control the animals.
You see a wild boar attack Person.
Person: I still dont believe you.

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Postby Bowser » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:25 am

Thats not sexual harrassment, sexual harrassment is when you are trying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
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Postby toon » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:23 pm

*kicks CF in the face* Don't bite me. *tosses a piece of candy on the groun* shut up and go eat.
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Postby Sparkle » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:03 pm

OMG You guys are tooo funny. Especially Mikki. I knew the bear would come out soon. lol
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Postby CantrFreak » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:24 pm

*glomps Toon and spits him out in his spit-cannon at Tang*
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Postby toon » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:56 pm

*he wipes himself off with a towel and throws a baseball at CF* Don't ever do that again.
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Tangential
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Postby Tangential » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:20 pm

*he throws his arms down, wiping himself off* Yuck.. CF, you jerk. *he grabs the Christmas poo and throws it at CF*
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Postby CantrFreak » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:23 pm

*gets hit by the baseball, knocking him to the ground so the more damaging projectile misses him*

GUNDAM 01, EXIA! PILOT, GOVERNOR CANTRFREAK!

*suddenly the Exia gundam rises out for nowwhere as the rest of Celestial Being descends upon the town*
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Postby mikki » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:05 am

*standing away from everyone, she points and laughs* Hahahaa... You got hit with a spit ball made of toon... *she covers her mouth trying to hide all the laughing*
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Postby toon » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:08 am

*walks over and sipes the spit off on mikki* Don't laugh. You jsut got slimed.
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Postby mikki » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:10 am

*she dodges the slime and runs away* You can't catch me toon... *she laughs*
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Postby toon » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:13 am

*yawns and wipes some of the spit on a baseball and hit Mikki in the back with it* Spit ball.
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Postby mikki » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:15 am

*the ball hits her in the back of the head, but bounces off and hits toon in the face* HA That is what you get.. *she rubs the back of her head*
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