This is court...

[Sunni Daez]

I only borrowed them without permission, I ll give them all back after I wear them.

I accuse TNP of letting their dog eat my sandwich.

[Unqualified_Nobody]

But he was hungry. He probably needed it more than you

I accuse tnp of trespassing and loitering in my backyard

[Dust Puppy]

That's your backyard? I thought I'd died and gone to heaven!

I accuse TNP of not responding to this accusation.

[Unqualified_Nobody]

But I am

I accuse the next person of farting really loudly

[Dust Puppy]

That wasn't a fart, it's my alarm that plays a random loud sound every morning so I can't get used to it and sleep through it.

I accuse the next person of littering.

[Unqualified_Nobody]

Don't worry. The plastic bits are eaten by the squirrels

I accuse the next person of slapping a homeless person (assault)