Cantr II Discussion Forum

If that's racism then I'm a racist.

..and so's the stand up comedian I got it from. ...and the rest of the two hundred students who laughed at it.

Could be. I don't think it's racism, because Americans aren't a race, but it's bigotry.

I could care less, but if there's going to be a standard then this qualifies as offensive.

If it was a joke that would be one thing, but in the context of some of your other posts I think you are a bigot.

Theres a lot of bigots about then. Pretty much every comedian I've been to see in the last few years has had at least one 'American Joke' in his/her act, yeh they always get laughs. If thinking your country is a joke makes me a bigot, crucify me!

Is it different than the French joke earlier?

Like I said I could care less.

Hell, you don't even like your football coach, and he volunteers his time to put up with ingrates like you. Why would anyone expect you to respect anyone, America or your own mother.

In a lot of places they would, and rightly so.

If you weren't so keen on having a go at me Stan, you would have noticed that that particular joke went straight over your head. I was talking about the England football team, which last time I looked I didn't play for, who's coach is a Swede.

And I agree Stan, you could care a whole lot less.

edit: And I love my Mum. Very much! (go on stan, you know you want to have a go at that one. It's been handed to you on a plate.)

I'm just toying with you like you enjoy doing. Having trouble taking it?

Come on, bud...I thought you were tougher than that.

Edit: I love my mom, too...what's to go after?

Stan wrote:I'm just toying with you like you enjoy doing. Having trouble taking it?

No, noe at all. keep it coming. I'm loving winding you up stan. Heres my example...

Edit: I love my mom, too...what's to go after?

...your a tube!

Oh, I see... ...I'm the one that's wound up.

Your spelling and grammar has gone to crap...and... ...it's because I'm wound up.

I don't even know what the heck "your a tube" means.

Sounds really nasty, though. That one's a zinger alright. Hold on let me think of one that can match that...you got me on defense now 'cause you're so smart and witty...um...

Ok...here goes.

You're a flirp.

How's that?

Your spelling and grammar has gone to crap...and... ...it's because I'm wound up.

My spelling and grammar was crap beforehand. You are wound up, take a look in the mirror stan...

Stan wrote:Oh, I see... ...I'm the one that's wound up.

In denial.

I don't even know what the heck "your a tube" means.

Offended.

Sounds really nasty, though. That one's a zinger alright. Hold on let me think of one that can match that...you got me on defense now 'cause you're so smart and witty...um...

Fuming.

Ok...here goes.

You're a flirp.

Nervy.

How's that?

Thats perfect Stan.

You'll notice when I'm wound up when i add after every scentence I speak stan. Just like your doing now.

Shame theres no audio laughter track to go with it. Then I would know exact where I'm supposed to laugh.

I have to admit, seriously, you are funny as hell.

You win.

Oh and look, you and finish off by posting a sarcastic coment to insure you win. Shame I noticed ey, otherwise your sweating forehead might have just been taken as the winter sun makeing you a bit hot.

EDIT: he'll probably stick around now to make sure he gets the last coment in, or maybe not know I've posted this.

Stan wrote:I have to admit, seriously, you are funny as hell.

You win.

Wonderful! Now you're both friends again! How about we get back on topic to celebrate?

Fine by me.

...why do the french all have sun burnt armpits ?

I don't know, why?