Calming Animals

[SickGerm]

I have noticed that alot of time random animals like cows ans sheep get upset and attack random people i think there should be another option when you go to attack an animal called pet or something so the aggressive level of the animal will subside a little

[Razorlance]

>You see a lion attack a man in his twenties

>You see a man in his twenties pet a lion

>You see a lion kill a man in his twenties

Maybe not for all animals though.

[Birdsall007]

Oh I don`t know, it`d be fun to have a tame lion that you could train to attack on command

[Spider]

Oh I don`t know, it`d be fun to have a tame lion that you could train to attack on command

Now your talking

[SekoETC]

I'd rather have a baby trained to pee on command...

*aims*

Tssssssssssh!

[Birdsall007]

I'd rather have a baby trained to pee on command...

I can identify with that too, but I still want a lion that will attack on command

[SickGerm]

If somebody pets something as aggresive as a lion they could have it counter attack or something

[Spectrus_Wolfus]

you see a man in his twenties pet lion
you see a lion use the arm off a man in his twenties as a toothpick

[Birdsall007]

*Juts his chin out with an obstinate expression on his face* I still want one.

[west]

I'd rather have a baby trained to pee on command...

Anyone can pee on command. An adult can even aim better (well, guys can)

Anyone can attack on command too, but a lion is more likely to tear your arm/leg/face off than a baby or a grown man.

[Razorlance]

Yea but how many men in their twenties would the lion go through before he was tamed.

Note to newspawns - Volunteers needed to help tame lion's, Queue here.