Cantr II Discussion Forum

Post any conspiracy theories here....like one of my favorites, that the sewer systems are a complete seperate country, in which all criminals are sent to the United states penal colony...

What? Never heard that one...

I like the conspiracy dedicated to covering up the fact that half the world is trying to kill me. o_o;; Although it's not really a theory, and it's not even that good of a conspiracy if I can uncover it ^_^

Oh!! Here's one that's funny. My friend Nicole brought this to my attention.

Have you ever wondered what all the lines on a barcode meant? Well, wonder no longer! To find out, get an item that has a barcode on it. Look at the number six on it (if it doesn't have a six, go get something else that does). Notice that two thin vertical lines make up the number six. Now, look at the dividing lines at the beginning, middle, and end of the barcode. See the two thin lines there? Curiously it seems to spell 666! Now check out the Bible, Revelations 13:16-17, it states: "Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the number of its name." The end comment suggests that no one can buy or sell any goods unless he has the mark (that is the number) of the beast. Could this mark be the 666 on all barcodes, and few items come with out barcodes!
It could be a coincidence!
It could be my imagination!
It could be the work of the devil!
Or it could be that Nicole and I are entirely insane! LOL

I'll bet on the last one, though.

Here's another one! Boy am I full of these...I love them! LOL

During one of my deep thought sessions while I was pondering the meaning of life, I thought back to the good 'ole Mary Poppins and a nagging question wouldn't leave my mind. And that question is, what the hell does supercalafrajalistic mean? I know Mary gives a nice definition of it, but I don't buy it. Why would she come up with such a long and confusing word if she could just use a few common words? I suddenly realized that it must have a hidden meaning! With that on my mind, I locked myself in the computer room researching the word, "supercalafrajalistic". After researching it for several days, I found out that it must be some obscure drug lingo. Yes, our good friend Mary Poppins was a drug addict, or at least a drug addict wanna-be. I then searched the Internet talking to all the drug aware people I could find that weren't under the influence of them (there weren't many--LOL), found out that supercalafrajalistic was actually a slang word meaning, "to take a large dose of a narcotic while using an umbrella indoors." Since Mary Poppins seems to always carry around an umbrella, I'm sure she "supercalafrajalisticed" many times during her life. This news depressed me for several seconds, before I realized that I always hated that damn movie.

LMAO is all I have to say...but it makes sense! No wonder she was always so perky!

Girlie - take my advice - get out of Indiana now before you end up in the asylum (or just go play cantr more).

heheh - from someone whose whole family lives in the IN/IL area.

There is no truth to your fears. All is well.[size=0]You are being watched at this moment[/size]

I know their not true!

Just some fun over-analyzing life.

trolling the web for obscure stuff

bet you didn't know that that supercalifrajalistic thing is totally bogus.
totally.
even if it is drug lingo, it's a simple cart-follow-horse thing

they took it FROM mary poppins, not the other way around...

on the other hand: Nebraska

1. is probably the code name for a vast federal penetitiary.
a. never met anyone who could prove they were from Nebraska
b. never seen a Nebraska license plate.
c. what the hell is in Nebraska anyway?

CONCLUSION: Anyone who says they've "been to nebraska" or just moved here from Nebraska JUST GOT OUT OF FEDERAL PRISON. Watch out for them.

Curses....Oni figured out that we're all out to get him. You know what that means.

we're switching meetings to wednesdays. Next week's topic: Covering the Obvious: How to reassure Target Alpha that he's not really the center of a vast underground conspiracy designed to kill him.

Oh, here is one...the war against Iraq was not based on the American Governments sympathy for the Iraq people, it was just a way to get a loyal regime who can supply them with oil.

Oh, wait...this all seems to crazy to be true.

Elvis is living in my eyelashes

The boogieman is living up my left nostril.

My left nostril is actually a nuclear device.

i doubt that one, actually
as cute as the 'no blood for oil' thing is
if the war was about oil we'd have been better off attacking saudi arabia.

besides, gas prices in the US are still freakin' high. not that I drive anymore.

All generalizations are false.
including this one.

Pirog wrote:Oh, here is one...the war against Iraq was not based on the American Governments sympathy for the Iraq people, it was just a way to get a loyal regime who can supply them with oil.

Oh, wait...this all seems to crazy to be true.

they're my finger nails and I'm keeping them *curls fingers into nail hidden fist, carries hand to a hiding place*