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Deserted Island
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:46 pm
by Gyrus
Here i was surfing around Comedy Central Jokes i found this,
Please add you comments about "What 3 Cantrians will do" I will add mine later
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman, 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman, 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman, 2 New Zealander men and 1 New Zealander woman, 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman, 2 American men and 1 American woman. One month later, the following things have occurred....
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together, having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who called them both “bloody wankers” and is checking out all the other men.
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
The American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is mproving. The two American men have committed suicide.
PS: You may change the nationalities, do not be offensive please. Or you may add three Turks
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:34 pm
by west
...the two Turkish men are hitting on Finnish girls via YIM, and have forbade the woman from wearing her headscarf in parliament?
(tell me if this is offensive, I hope it's not)
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:42 pm
by mortaine
You see the two Cantrian men "talking to a woman in her twenties" privately. Both are getting laid in many creative and descriptive fashions involving leather corsets and coconut bras.
Both think the other guy is trading for hematite or carrots.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:09 pm
by ephiroll
The three people from Cantr are standing on the beach with a finished dugout laying on the sand in front of them while they scratch their heads and one of them says, "Well, we finished it, now how do we use it?"
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:07 am
by Gyrus
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Cantrian men and 1 Cantrian woman
One month later, the following things have occurred....
Indeed Cantr, is not a homogeneous environment, So those people may act differently according to the place they live.
Karnon (Blackrock ) Forest
One Cantrian man put laws, everyday and makes it harder to stay in the forest forthe other man, the woman just watches the events
Karnon Fields
One man falls in love with the wmoan, the other man becomes jeolous, and the woman flirts with both.
Some deserted place (can be seen easily)
One Cantrian man killed the other Cantrian man for the Cantrian woman.
Akypor
The two Cantrian men living happily together, and talking about politics always, and the woman try to show herself to them.
PS: The list can grow, so i am looking for the comments.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:08 am
by kinvoya
Two Cantr Programming men run out of ideas for naming towns and come up with this:
http://www.k12.nf.ca/woodlandelem/our_school/dildo.html **
The Cantr Programming woman beats them senseless and quits in disgust.
**
Actual place in Canada. Can I help it if they're odd?
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:00 am
by Sunni Daez
Two Cantrain men stand about, discussing how they should build a boat and leave the island....The Cantrain woman, builds it and leaves them there...
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:38 am
by SekoETC
lol
It all depends on wether the Cantrian woman can write, yes, write. And if at least one of the guys can write, she will end up whispering with the one that writes better and if they're both good then they'll go on a road to have a groupie. Otherwise they'll probably die out of "a heart attack or similar" in two weeks. Or if the woman is a poor writer but the guys not, the guys will end up making fun of the woman and being "close friends" cracking suggestive jokes but probably never ending up whispering together in the second meaning of the word.
And if there were Turks then probably one of the guys was very much married with the Turkish woman and the lonely guy was hitting on all the other women on the island, telling them they're very pretty but it's ok if we're just friends (and inquiring them every day if they'd been masturbating last night and things like that).
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:55 am
by Floyd
Whatever happened to that fan club idea?!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:21 pm
by Doodle_Jack
The three Cantrians would learn eachother's names and forget which one was female again...
Then they would make bone tools.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:55 pm
by SekoETC
...One of the Cantrians suggests building sand castles and the others start whining how it's impossible because it hasn't been implemented yet. Then one of them sends a suggestion to get more things that can be done with local resources.
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:29 pm
by McManus
kinvoya- Our community of Dildo is situated in a deep narrow cove at the entrance point of Dildo Arm
hahaha
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:38 pm
by Psycho Pixie
one Cantrian man watches the other cantrian man flirt with the cantrian woman, the cantrian woman repleadely tells the cantrian man who flirts with her that she is a cantr lesbian. All of the Irishmen laugh while they drink and the irish woman desides that maybe with the cantrian woman she has a chance for some good fun.
pixie