Cantr II Discussion Forum

Last week when i got home from work, my radio was on, my light was on, my bed was actually "sortof" made, and there was a pile of clean clothes on my bed.

the gremlins were apologizing for kidnapping me.

this morning I woke up because something pounced on my belly... It wasnt the cat, because the cat wasnt in the room. It HAD to be a gremlin. I went outside, fed the horses and when i came back, my light was on(i didnt turn it on) my bed was a mess, i am restless but not THAT restless when i sleep, and the dog and the cat were hiding on the couch in the living room as if something had terrified them.

the gremlins are playing jokes again.

while i was checking my charrys this morning, i heard odd noises in the floor. I went outside and peeked under the house. Low and Behold, there they were.... Gremlins, mounted on rats again, practicing manuvers. The are getting ready for another war.

Why do the insist on using my house as a base of operations?


signed, the exaperated...

Pixie

They worship you, pixie.... sometimes a bit too much, but they still worship you

Claivuus wrote:They worship you, pixie.... sometimes a bit too much, but they still worship you

you voted that they dont exist and that i am crazy, yet you say they worship me?

you are nuts.

pspi

*scribbles on a piece of paper for later reference*
Pixie.... Is.....A..Nutcase...
There we go.

You want to hear something sad. 2 people besides Pixie actually believe in Gremlins.

*shakes his head* I'm really starting to believe that Pixie does believe in Gremlins.

*slips a shrink's number into Pixie's pocket*

Edits: THE MADNESSSSSSSS!

I believe you Pixie!!!!

I believe you!!!
I also found out that the tooth fairy is with them.. they take the teeth to make their weapons with..

As Chris would say...LAY OFF THE CRACK PIPE!!! spank you...*walks off*

I voted yes for statistical purposes, because I believe whole heartedly in gremlins. Having inadvertantly purchased an old gremlin birthing site, has reinforced that belief.

There needs to be another option, though. I believe in gremlins AND I think Pixie is a nut case! She has a firm grasp on what it means to let your mind go. I respect that!

Just remember, if you don't believe in gremlins...........you will.........sooner or later.............

The people have spoken........Pixie is nuts.

Did we really need a poll to figure that one out?


Just kidding pixie

Pixie may be nuts, but the typo gremlins NEVER leave me alone.

I've introduced them on an IRC server I wander around...

Some of you don't get it.
It's not the gremlins, it's the drugs. So pay attention.

I am back for the moment to say....that yes, gremlins do exist....why haven't you believed her yet? You all KNOW they're out therre.....<<<<see? typo gremlins just made me do that....BELIEEEVE

Mavsfan911 wrote:Some of you don't get it.
It's not the gremlins, it's the drugs. So pay attention.

I resent that. I am proud to say I have been drug free the majority of my life. in fact if you did the math... 99.7% of my life has been free of mind altering drugs. so HA!

I dont even KNOW what a crack pipe looks like. I assume it looks like a tobaccoo pipe with a crack in it.

and the vicoden didnt count, i stopped taking that as soon as possible because the gremlins started vanishing... I knew something was very wrong then.

Pixzie

Hehehehehehe *villianous grin* Taking the data that Pixie said she was 28 on the other topic over there somewhere...

28.00x.9970=27.91 years free of drugs

28.00-27.91=0.09 years with mind altering narcotics

365(days in a year)x0.09=32.85 days when the mind was altered by narcs.



It has in my conclusion, in parallel with Professor Mavs, had a permanent impact on her mind.