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Your dark sinister plans over Drizzt Do'Urden?
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 9:23 pm
by SekoETC
I bet everyone grows to hate Drizzt, the main character in R.A. Salvatore books. It seems nothing and no one can kill him and with his magical sabres, he can beat anything from cave beasts to lesser gods. *Frown* I hope that he did something really nasty for a change and the died.
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:18 am
by Anthony Roberts
No, man. Drizzit rocks. You know who I hate? Cattie-Bri. I was so hoping her and Drizzit would get together, but what happened? Friggen Wulf-whatever-the-hell guy stepped in and knocked her up with a kid. HOW!? Stoud friggen barbarian. I want to run up to Mr. Salvatore's door and rip his heart out all because of a few lines in his book...
...the ones where Bruenor DIDN'T KILL the friggen barbarian. If he would of killed him, Drizzit and Cattie-Bri would be TOGETHER and making HALFMAN-HALFDROW babies, like, how cool would that be? Little Drizzit's running arouind with little swords lopping off little gnomes heads, or soemthing.
Huff.
My rant is done.
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:36 am
by ephiroll
The only char in the Forgotten Realms world that kicks more a- then Drizzt is Elminster...Elminster is also the only one that will probly outlive Drizzt.
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:47 pm
by SekoETC
I was going to write longer, but it was midnight in here and my parents started pressuring for me to go to bed. Anyway, I often fantasize about Drizzt raping Catti-Brie... It's annoying they don't do anything. It was quite delicious when the magic sword.. forgot the name.. possessed Catti-Brie and she begged Drizzt to take her, but still they freaking didn't do it! Grr! Does the drow have balls at all???
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:13 pm
by Anthony Roberts
I was pissed then too!
Stupid friggen R. A. Salvatore and his stupid friggen "Drow's don't have sex with humans! *Giggle*" - GAAAAHHH!
*Runs to his house, toothpick in hand*
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:30 pm
by Tolomus
Um... why don't you do what I do. Don't read them. *runs away*
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:22 pm
by trage
*Stabs all of you for not liking R.A. Salvatores books*-.-;;;;;
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:36 am
by Anthony Roberts
trage wrote:*Stabs all of you for not liking R.A. Salvatores books*-.-;;;;;
Hey now. I -love- his books. I've read EVERY Forgotten Realms book he wrote, except for the last three. I'm reading the first of the latest triliogy, and when I'm done, I'll read the second. Can't read the third, yet, it's not out until October
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:49 pm
by SekoETC
Oh, I like them too. I just hate the über-munchkin fighting scenes. I would like someone writing of normal drow life with all the conspiracies and slavery and such... But they simply must concentrate on the ones that leave the Underdark...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:17 pm
by Anthony Roberts
Have you not read Homeworld? That one is completly situated within the Underworld of Menz-o-whatchamacallit. It goes on about Drow life from when Drizzt was a kid. ANd it's the fourth book in the entire series. *Slaps around* Read it, and if you had, stop complaining.
Who wants to read about "Drow Life" anyway, PFFT. I want fight scenes and scheming people in their evil plots
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:04 pm
by SekoETC
Of course everyone wants to read about drow life!!! And I think I've read all the books... Hmm, or maybe not all, I don't know. It was great in the beginning when it descrived things in Menzoberranzan (sp). I'm just totally freaked over drows. My first rp char was a drow, she's still alive and has a little half-demon son. But I haven't been playing her for a while.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:00 pm
by trage
Anthony, sorry I geuss I said that wrong, I should have said "Stabs all of you who don't like R.A. Salvatores books" not "Stabs all of you for not liking R.A. Salvatores books"
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:53 am
by west
um...he's ridiculously dirivative, but whatever.
*cough*growanimagination*cough*