Funny OOC Player Quotes
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Re: Funny Things Said OOC
This happened a few months ago:
Strange arab guy: أي شيء عشوائي
Me: What?
Strange arab guy: أي شيء عشوائي
Me: I can't understand you, sir...
Strange arab guy: Aren't you أي شيء عشوائي ?
Me: No...
Strange arab guy: What? No? *He gives me this creepy look*
Me: *Raises one brow*
Strange arab guy: Okay...
Me: *I walk away, with the strange guy staring at me, somewhat pissed, obviously not believing that I'm not أي شيء عشوائي *
How creepy is that?
Strange arab guy: أي شيء عشوائي
Me: What?
Strange arab guy: أي شيء عشوائي
Me: I can't understand you, sir...
Strange arab guy: Aren't you أي شيء عشوائي ?
Me: No...
Strange arab guy: What? No? *He gives me this creepy look*
Me: *Raises one brow*
Strange arab guy: Okay...
Me: *I walk away, with the strange guy staring at me, somewhat pissed, obviously not believing that I'm not أي شيء عشوائي *
How creepy is that?
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Threads merged (apparently).
Yeah I did that..probably should've posted.
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Yeah I did that..probably should've posted.
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
I can post in red italics too!
Edit: You're just not very successful in it. /EchoMan
Edit: You're just not very successful in it. /EchoMan
Last edited by joo on Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:56 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Italic, red font is normally reserved to distinguish moderation from regular posts. So unless you are moderating the thread, please refrain from using these settings.
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Oh Noes!
"Noes" makes me think of "Jos".
Oh right..I need a funny OOC player quote.
"Noes" makes me think of "Jos".
Oh right..I need a funny OOC player quote.
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
granted
Snickie wrote:Italic, red font is normally reserved to distinguish moderation from regular posts. So unless you are moderating the thread, please refrain from using these settings.
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Today, during jazz class. Top-to-bottom.
You hear Band Teacher play some music on a used soprano saxophone.
You see Snickie entering Band Room, coming from Practice Room.
Snickie says: "What note are you trying to play?"
Band Teacher says: "B-flat. But this one is sharp compared to the other. See?"
You hear Band Teacher play some music on a used soprano saxophone.
Snickie says: "-grimaces- You need to push the mouthpiece in. That sounds more like an A than a B-flat."
You see Band Director almost attack Snickie using a soprano saxophone.
Band Teacher says: " -adjusts his mouthpiece accordingly after pretending to hit Snickie with it-"
You hear Band Teacher play some music on a used soprano saxophone.
You see Snickie entering Band Room, coming from Practice Room.
Snickie says: "What note are you trying to play?"
Band Teacher says: "B-flat. But this one is sharp compared to the other. See?"
You hear Band Teacher play some music on a used soprano saxophone.
Snickie says: "-grimaces- You need to push the mouthpiece in. That sounds more like an A than a B-flat."
You see Band Director almost attack Snickie using a soprano saxophone.
Band Teacher says: " -adjusts his mouthpiece accordingly after pretending to hit Snickie with it-"
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
[1:04:06 PM] Doug Roberts: Cool swords are expensive, and Liam would always be bugging me about it
[1:04:23 PM] Doug Roberts: He got a cool wooden cutlass instead
[1:04:55 PM] Silence B.: Be careful... that could be used like a waster
[1:05:14 PM] Doug Roberts: Well, if I get hit with it, and it hurts, I know what losing 1% life feels like
[1:05:25 PM] Silence B.: haha
[1:05:39 PM] Silence B.: he would give you a cookie to heal
[1:06:22 PM] Doug Roberts: Mmm, cookies.
[1:06:36 PM] Silence B.: oh, no... I'm waking up the beast?
[1:07:00 PM] Doug Roberts: My beast is sound asleep
[1:07:20 PM] Silence B.: I don't know how to read that, lol.
[1:07:34 PM] Doug Roberts: Um..er...not like /that/
[1:07:48 PM] Silence B.: sorry... the honey rum
[1:08:32 PM] Doug Roberts: Oh my..
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Oh my..
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Just fresh out of MSN... You made my night!
"CK says
We'll see. He's probably already forgotten about her.
S says
Forgotten about who? X?
CK says
Yep
S says
Unlikely....she does cut a nice figure after all
CK says
*chuckles* She's a weirdo.
S says
Yeah...but thats a given, baring in mind the player
CK says
Freudian slip?"
"CK says
We'll see. He's probably already forgotten about her.
S says
Forgotten about who? X?
CK says
Yep
S says
Unlikely....she does cut a nice figure after all
CK says
*chuckles* She's a weirdo.
S says
Yeah...but thats a given, baring in mind the player
CK says
Freudian slip?"
"She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.”
"For a short moment there, you almost sounded human."
"For a short moment there, you almost sounded human."
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
Another chapter:
The Jedi won this time (yes, only this time)
[23:21] * Jedi_Master_Jos is now known as JediMaster_Josh
[...]
[23:23] * JediMaster_Josh holds a green lightsaber.
[23:23] <JediMaster_Josh> For Cantr! *runs toward Glyder*
[23:24] <Faith> xDDD
[23:24] <Darth_Theda> XDDDDD
[23:25] * Darth_Theda laughs evilly again, holding her red lightsaber
[23:25] * Darth_Glyder sighs, eats a cookie, and begins the long tedious process of picking which color lightsaber to use.
[23:25] <Darth_Theda> Glyder xDD
[23:26] <Darth_Theda> Red! Come on! You have to fight!
[...]
[23:26] * Darth_Glyder shakes his head...
[23:26] <Darth_Glyder> no no no, red is too cliche..
[23:27] * Darth_Glyder looks over his shoulder and see's that JediMaster_Josh is a very slow runner
[23:27] <Darth_Glyder> DARK COBALT BLUE!
[23:28] * Darth_Glyder turns on the lightsaber
[23:28] * Darth_Glyder shakes his head
[23:28] <Darth_Glyder> no no no...
[23:28] <Darth_Glyder> YES
[23:28] * Darth_Glyder rushes towards JediMaster_Josh
[23:29] <JediMaster_Josh> I was only slow for dramatic effect!
[23:30] <Darth_Theda> xDDDDDDDD
[23:30] * JediMaster_Josh force jumps and goes toward Darth_Glyder from above.
[23:30] * JediMaster_Josh brings his lightsaber down on Darth_Glyder.
[23:31] * Darth_Glyder rolls out of the way and goes back to his lightsaber rack to grab another... banana yellow!
[23:31] * Darth_Glyder knows Jedi_MasterJosh's weakness
[23:31] * JediMaster_Josh is distracted staring at the lightsaber.
[23:32] * JediMaster_Josh uses the force to become invisible.
[23:32] * Darth_Theda attacks to JediMaster_Josh with giant evil cookies
[23:32] <Darth_Theda> XDDDD
[23:32] * Darth_Glyder waves the yellow one in one hand while trying to sneak closer, then loses sight of him
[23:32] * JediMaster_Josh runs away from the cookies.
[23:33] * Darth_Glyder throws evil dark side lightning bolts in random directions
[23:33] <JediMaster_Josh> /me becomes visible again and force pushes Darth_Theda, then force pulls Darth_Glyder.
[23:33] <JediMaster_Josh> whoops lol
[23:34] * JediMaster_Josh brings down his lightsaber to attack Darth_Glyder as he comes closer.
[23:36] * Darth_Glyder laughs loudly knowing Echoman has been missing the most epic lightsaber battle ever...
[23:36] * JediMaster_Josh is about to chop Darth_Glyder in half, then stops and runs after Darth_Theda.
[23:37] * Darth_Glyder still doesn't notice JediMaster_Josh and walks over to poke Randi in the same spot.
[23:37] * Darth_Theda makes appear a barrier around herself and prevents the attack of JediMaster_Josh, beginning to cast rays of red light to him
[23:37] <Darth_Theda> XDDDDD
[23:38] * Darth_Glyder turns and see's the action.. he turns off his banana yellow lightsaber and scratches his head with it.
[23:38] * JediMaster_Josh uses a force shield to protect from the red light, then force pulls Theda.
[23:38] <Darth_Glyder> you're pretty good, Master.. but you need a better color for your light saber.
[23:39] * JediMaster_Josh force pushes a rock toward Darth_Glyder.
[23:39] * Darth_Glyder screams loudly and charges towards Josh, lighting the banana yellow one on the way
[23:39] * Darth_Glyder is rocked
[23:39] * Darth_Glyder falls on his butt
[...]
[23:44] <Darth_Theda> Imperator Greek, you are welcome to the Dark Side
[23:44] <Darth_Theda> XDD
[23:44] <Imperator> \o
[23:44] <Imperator> For The Empire!
[23:45] <Darth_Theda> Yes!
[23:45] * Darth_Glyder starts turning random lightsabers on and off, trying to find the right color
[23:46] * Darth_Glyder sorts faster and faster turning the lights on and off, on and off.
[23:46] * Darth_Glyder has an epileptic seizure
[23:46] * Darth_Theda starts to dance with the color lights of the lightsabers
[23:46] <Darth_Theda> XDDD
[23:46] * JediMaster_Josh pulls the yellow banana lightsaber toward him and holds it in his other hand.
The Jedi won this time (yes, only this time)
"Nunc id Vides, Nunc ne Vides."
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
JediMaster_Josh is currently accepting challenges!
And students.
And students.
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
[2011-12-06 05:49] <@Theda> Good night
[2011-12-06 05:49] * @Theda (Theda@NewNet-6D32C8BA.dynamic.mundo-r.com) Quit (Quit: )
[2011-12-06 06:17] <@EchoMan> Good morning (hard to believe Theda and I live in the same time zone)
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Re: Funny OOC Player Quotes
"Nunc id Vides, Nunc ne Vides."
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