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Funny OOC Player Quotes

Postby Bran-Muffin » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:49 am

Let me get things started here :lol: :lol: come on people join in.

Brandon: Hey
Thomas : Hello.
Brandon: Uh is it just me or is the game having troubles?
Thomas : Is it?
Thomas : Describe.
Brandon: Cant log in
Brandon: Wrong password error
Thomas : Hold on.
Thomas : omg
Thomas : I have just made a major mistake.
Brandon: uh oh?
Thomas : Yeah.


Chels : Joo r i3ad i3oi!!


Kev: well, officer....there's this guy who runs a town that doesnt really exist but i dont know the person who plays the man who runs the town that doesnt really exist, so i have to sing


Missy: who was moaning?
Roz: stop braking things chris
Roz: bran was moaning
Roz: i smacked him
Roz: he liked it
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Postby Lone Wolf » Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:19 am

I warned Brandon about this thread

billythekiddca: I just realized that you are going to be in trouble with your thread man
Brandon: how?
Brandon: thomas wont care
Brandon: only like three of us new about the mess up
Brandon: so no one else will know what i or he was talking about

10 minutes later:
Brandon: >.>
Brandon: wonder if thomas is going to get mad
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Postby Revanael » Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:39 am

Oh dear.
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Postby Lone Wolf » Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:51 am

brandon: sorry :P went to watch some golf real quick
Lonewolf: ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Golf!!!!!!!!!!! you are bored


Roz: my tewuila
Roz: tequila
Roz: just took a shot
Roz: woo-hoo
Lonewolf: damn you
Lonewolf: email me some
Roz: sorry
Roz: lol
Lonewolf: damn it, where do you live, I can drive there
Lonewolf: lol
Roz: ********* (Deleted for post)
Lonewolf: Northern central or souther
Roz: southern
Roz: lol
Lonewolf: I can be there in about 2 1/2 days
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Postby Bran-Muffin » Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:57 am

Sierra : this is scary, no text box is safe now
Brandon: lmao
Sierra : *looks around for the cursor ready to quote her every word*
Brandon: did i create a monster?
Sierra : mommy help me eek
Brandon: if you dont stop it im quoting these
Sierra : u didn't already? whoa cool, so wassup
Brandon: nothing :twisted:
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Postby Revanael » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:39 am

Oh dear, you've created a monster.
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Postby Lone Wolf » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:34 pm

Lonewolf: *Sighs* Finally things have calmed down in
cantr
Lonewolf: My finger hurts *click click type type, click
click click*
Joo r i3ad i: lmao
Joo r i3ad i: things are boring right now
Lonewolf: every thing just stopped lol
Joo r i3ad i: earlier they were good
Joo r i3ad i: but now *sigh*



Lonewolf: sooo...........drinking and
sex..........sounds good to me
Joo r i3ad i: lol
Lonewolf: or atleast you wouldn't mind it like that
Joo r i3ad i: sex
Joo r i3ad i: drinking then more sex?
Lonewolf: always more sex, for every beer you drink you
get 2 rounds in the sack, for every shooter you get 4
rounds
Lonewolf: hit the tequila man
Joo r i3ad i: lol


Lone Wolf
Here is one for you:

Akypor Forest North requires females. Age no preference. Must like horses.


jeslange
:lol: Was that intended to sound so perverse?


Lone Wolf
no, she just has to like horses... like a pet, you dirty woman :lol:


Mufin deBranne
Whoa.. thats just... dirty :lol:

And i thought i was bad :twisted:

*clears throat* Anyway if you only knew..............

$2 and I'll tell all

I only except money orders, cash, and visa
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Postby jeslange » Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:19 pm

I don't remember if these were the exact words...

Cosmo: How do you react when you get an e-mail from the P.D.?
Jess: Panic
Jess: Conspire on how to get my chars out of the country
Jess: Realize that won't help
Jess: Actually read the e-mail

Cosmo: Why might some players be uncomfortable with the Players Dept?
Jess: 'Cause it's called the P.D.?
Cosmo: Like "Police Department?"
Jess: Yeah
Cosmo: Hmmm...
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Postby Anthony Roberts » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:15 pm

Thomas: Are you available?
Anthony: "Available"? I hope you're not asking me out.
Thomas: Shut up and do what I tell you.
Thomas: ;)


Anthony Roberts: Yes. Your character. My character. In a locked building. What COULD the possibilities be?!
Missy (Cantr): LoL
Missy (Cantr): Geeze
Missy (Cantr): I don't know
Anthony Roberts: They could braid each others hairs :)
Missy (Cantr): Oh that would be so much fun. :)


Jos Elkink (Cantr): nail me what you have now, though
Anthony: ...Excuse me...?
Jos Elkink (Cantr): mail! mail! mail!
-- Anthony Roberts
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Postby rklenseth » Tue Jun 15, 2004 4:43 pm

Thank God no one has stuff on me. :D
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Postby west » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:04 pm

That's because you're a recluse, Richard K Kaczynski

radiofreewest: look, after monday i'm completely done with freshman year
cheshierekat: goodnight then
cheshierekat: sleep well
radiofreewest: but i've got tons of shit to do before then
cheshierekat: dream of large women
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Postby Cheshierekat » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:08 pm

Roz: how's the lawn?
radiofreewest: fairly mowed
radiofreewest: but i gotta trim today
Roz: lol
Roz: I would love to have a lawn
radiofreewest: wait, we are talking about actual grass lawns, right?
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Postby rklenseth » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:11 pm

I know someone that looks like the Unabomber.

Oh, and his brother lives in Upstate New York too but I'm not him. I don't have a beard yet and I don't make bombs.

I just think too much so I ramble on to the point where people stop reading and so I post all the good, juicy stuff at the end of my posts.
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Postby Cheshierekat » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:13 pm

radiofreewest: i should put that up
radiofreewest: will she kill me?
Roz: lol
Roz: yes
Roz: probably
radiofreewest: awesome
Roz: she kills me all the time
Roz: *dead*
radiofreewest: i pet dead people
When people tell me that great minds think alike, all I can do is look at them and think "oh you dirty, dirty bastard"
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Postby west » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:15 pm

darchiel: don;t do anything I wouldn't do.... well that leaves you open for a bit
radiofreewest: what wouldn't you do?
radiofreewest: honestly
radiofreewest: :mrgreen:
darchiel: ummmm.....other women
radiofreewest: well
radiofreewest: i've seen evidence to the contrary
darchiel: boobs are fair game



thomas_pickert: Is German useful?
radiofreewest: for passing German class, yeah
radiofreewest: I like it better than many foreign languages
thomas_pickert: It's such a small country.
radiofreewest: and everyone should know at least 2
radiofreewest: don't you live in Germany?
thomas_pickert: Oh, yes.
thomas_pickert: Thanks for reminding me.
radiofreewest: It was to confirm for myself, not for you
radiofreewest: are you a german native?
thomas_pickert: Yes.
thomas_pickert: Unless I am the long lost child of a foreign billionaire.
radiofreewest: which is possible
thomas_pickert: Who's about to pass on.
radiofreewest: There's a Thomas Pichert in my fraternity here in Chicago
thomas_pickert: Is he rich?
radiofreewest: he's not German, though
radiofreewest: no
radiofreewest: not that I know of
radiofreewest: besides, he's 19 years old
radiofreewest: too young to have a son your age
thomas_pickert: 19 years and already an imposter-


cheshierekat: it didnt show up as a new post
cheshierekat: either that or i'm blind
cheshierekat: oh my god! I"M BLIND!
cheshierekat: somebody stole my eyeball
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