Flood

[God]

It seems to me like everyone is so wicked these days, and nobody is listening to what I tell them.

People have suggested before in the Suggestions thread that we basically start everything over, but I haven't really seriously considered it before now. I'm open.

Drop me a line and let me know what you think? Serious responders only, please.

Love,
God

[Joshuamonkey]

I feel like this is sacrilegious.

I am and always have been extremely opposed to resetting the game and am confident that some players would leave if it were to happen because the attachment to people and places would be gone. So that's my opinion.

[God]

I feel like this is sacrilegious.

I am and always have been extremely opposed to resetting the game and am confident that some players would leave if it were to happen because the attachment to people and places would be gone. So that's my opinion.

I don't understand. Are you trying to say that I'm blaspheming Myself?

[Shedevil]

But if it flooded gerbils, it wouldn't kill everything.. unless they were rabid.. which would be cool..

[God]

But if it flooded gerbils, it wouldn't kill everything.. unless they were rabid.. which would be cool..

Believe Me, if I throw down enough gerbils, it will crush everything. Git 'er done, that's My motto.

But sure, for you, Shedevil? Rabid gerbils. Rabid, fire breathing gerbils.

We miss your creativity up here, it's a shame we ever had to cast you down in the first place. Give my best to Azazel.

[Shedevil]

He sends his best, though he agrees with the fire breathing rabid gerbils.

I would have to agree. Though we should do lunch to talk over more death and destruction. Who knew you would finally see things our way.

[God]

I get bored, you know?

Nice job with the Internet, by the way. I was so busy thinking about the scientific and cross-cultural possibilities that I forgot about porn for a minute. Otherwise, I'd never have let it get this far.

[Shedevil]

Hey.. we pick up the slack, ya know?

Between the porn and corrupting all the politicians to make life a little more interesting.

[Melodianme13]

Is this even a real suggestion?

Why would you want to have the game reset?

[Snowdrop]

This is hilarious

[God]

Is this even a real suggestion?

Why would you want to have the game reset?

You know, this is the exact same thing Noah said?

I'll tell you what. How about after, we have rainbows and I promise never to do it again? Does that make it any more palatable?

[Shedevil]

Oh come on.. you can't really expect us to be happy down here with just a single act of destruction! We need more! How about a nice plague first?

[God]

Oh come on.. you can't really expect us to be happy down here with just a single act of destruction! We need more! How about a nice plague first?

*rumble in the distance* You be quiet down there. Don't make me turn up the heat again.

Besides, I've done plagues ten times over. They're played.

[Shedevil]

I could use a little more heat.

I think I'll just let the demons out to play a little then. I need more action besides a flood of rabid, fire-breathing gerbils.

[God]

*muttering under His breath* Everyone's a critic.

*in a plaintive singsong voice* 'But how can you create plants before you make the sun? Haven't you ever heard of photosynthesis? What kind of God are you?' *rolls his eyes disgustedly* Oy vay. Are you shitting me?

Michael... people think Lucifer was the only Archangel that chapped my ass, but Michael has a real smart mouth, always has had. Real funnyangel, Michael, ha ha. I'm sure you'll be laughing hysterically when I set that DRAGON on you on Judgment Day.

Jackass.

As for you, Shedevil, you and your demon friends can go play on Aki. I don't care what happens to that place. But you set one tentacle on any of the other islands and I'll boil your face in a lake of liquid tungsten. I'm in a bad mood today.