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Jayne's Math Skills and more
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:51 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: I don't understand why we didn't leave that sumbitch in a pool of his own blood.
MAL: We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
JAYNE: Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
MAL: Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:52 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: Testing. Testing, Captain, can you hear me?
MAL: I'm standing right here.
JAYNE: You're coming through good and loud.
MAL: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:53 pm
by rklenseth
KAYLEE: There's no call to be snappy, Jayne.
JAYNE: You about to jump on a movin' train?
JAYNE: Time for some thrilling heroics.
JAYNE: These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:53 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: I think that fellow we ran into did everyone on board, killed them all, then decided to take a swim through space, see how fast his blood would boil out of his ears.
WASH: You're a very "up" person.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:54 pm
by Bran-Muffin
JAYNE: Testing. Testing, Captain, can you hear me?
MAL: I'm standing right here.
JAYNE: You're coming through good and loud.
MAL: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
Loved that part
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:54 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: It is my very favorite gun.
MAL: She has a name.
JAYNE: So does this. I call it Vera.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:54 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
MAL: But she was naked! And all... articulate!
WASH: Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:55 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:55 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: Instead of us hanging around playing art critic till I get pinched by the Man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day?
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:57 pm
by rklenseth
MAL: Well. Looks can be deceiving.
JAYNE: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:57 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: I'll be in my bunk.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:58 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?
WASH: Wacky fun.
JAYNE: You wanna go, little man?
WASH: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
JAYNE: She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 pm
by Bran-Muffin
cant ya combin these into one long post?
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. Might have to use some of that "math" we've been hearin' about.
WASH: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.
JAYNE: She's in Congress?
WASH: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 pm
by rklenseth
JAYNE: Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.