Jayne's Math Skills and more

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:51 pm

JAYNE: I don't understand why we didn't leave that sumbitch in a pool of his own blood.
MAL: We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

JAYNE: Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

MAL: Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:52 pm

JAYNE: Testing. Testing, Captain, can you hear me?
MAL: I'm standing right here.
JAYNE: You're coming through good and loud.
MAL: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:53 pm

KAYLEE: There's no call to be snappy, Jayne.
JAYNE: You about to jump on a movin' train?

JAYNE: Time for some thrilling heroics.

JAYNE: These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:53 pm

JAYNE: I think that fellow we ran into did everyone on board, killed them all, then decided to take a swim through space, see how fast his blood would boil out of his ears.
WASH: You're a very "up" person.

Bran-Muffin · Postby **Bran-Muffin** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:54 pm

JAYNE: Testing. Testing, Captain, can you hear me?
MAL: I'm standing right here.
JAYNE: You're coming through good and loud.
MAL: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

Loved that part :lol:

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:54 pm

JAYNE: It is my very favorite gun.

MAL: She has a name.
JAYNE: So does this. I call it Vera.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:54 pm

JAYNE: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

MAL: But she was naked! And all... articulate!

WASH: Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:55 pm

JAYNE: See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:55 pm

JAYNE: Instead of us hanging around playing art critic till I get pinched by the Man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day?

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:57 pm

MAL: Well. Looks can be deceiving.
JAYNE: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:57 pm

JAYNE: I'll be in my bunk.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:58 pm

JAYNE: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?
WASH: Wacky fun.

JAYNE: You wanna go, little man?
WASH: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

JAYNE: She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Bran-Muffin · Postby **Bran-Muffin** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 pm

cant ya combin these into one long post?

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 pm

JAYNE: Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. Might have to use some of that "math" we've been hearin' about.

WASH: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.
JAYNE: She's in Congress?
WASH: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 pm

JAYNE: Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

Jayne's Math Skills and more

Jayne's Math Skills and more

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