Political repercussions of the "Anti Gremlin Act"
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:40 pm
I did it! I created another political debate. IF you believe gremlins are real, this effects you, if you are still in denile about gremlin society existing.... Deal with it, they are real, I know, I live with them.
A recent bill working its way through congrees is causing an uproar in the gremlin world. The "Anti Gremlin Act" or AGA as its being nicknamed will require every household to report the presence of any and all gremlins found in or around their home. Regardless of sub type, breed or activity level.
This action, brought about by recent studies by government scientists, indicated that ALL gremlins breeds are on the level of intellegence as hamsters, and are found to be a menace to society as a whole. This action, if pushed throught will make all gremlins except for a small population in some small rural areas, get tagged, registered, and then spayed or neutered. The idea being to keep this "pest" in the "controlable" catagory of a population.
Opposing Scientists and private run study groups argue that gremlins as a whole demonstrate an intellegence level equal to humans and in fact are in the "byzantine" era of their technological advancment. The opposing Scienists are voicing very loudly their opinion that the governement is only trying to prevent the growth of an emerging intellegent species that may someday rival our own.
The general feeling is that if this action gets passed, then future intellegent species we humans meet will recieve the same aggressive and controlling treatment. Already, a group has been formed called the ARG, American Regulation of Gremlins, to find gremlin tribes and begin the sterilization processes deemed nessisary by the Government.
Your comments on this action please.
Psycho Pixie
A recent bill working its way through congrees is causing an uproar in the gremlin world. The "Anti Gremlin Act" or AGA as its being nicknamed will require every household to report the presence of any and all gremlins found in or around their home. Regardless of sub type, breed or activity level.
This action, brought about by recent studies by government scientists, indicated that ALL gremlins breeds are on the level of intellegence as hamsters, and are found to be a menace to society as a whole. This action, if pushed throught will make all gremlins except for a small population in some small rural areas, get tagged, registered, and then spayed or neutered. The idea being to keep this "pest" in the "controlable" catagory of a population.
Opposing Scientists and private run study groups argue that gremlins as a whole demonstrate an intellegence level equal to humans and in fact are in the "byzantine" era of their technological advancment. The opposing Scienists are voicing very loudly their opinion that the governement is only trying to prevent the growth of an emerging intellegent species that may someday rival our own.
The general feeling is that if this action gets passed, then future intellegent species we humans meet will recieve the same aggressive and controlling treatment. Already, a group has been formed called the ARG, American Regulation of Gremlins, to find gremlin tribes and begin the sterilization processes deemed nessisary by the Government.
Your comments on this action please.
Psycho Pixie
Some people just have too much time on their hands...
