Funny stuff
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:34 pm
I saw a gif of a brick being thrown into a washing machine and that was funny.
Someone posted a link to the video too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307jRiE6t5I
I also saw a funny thing in real life last night when some drunken guy come to ask if there were any salty snacks available. He was too full to have pizza slice or a hot dog. One of the other girls I was working with told him he could have pickles for free, gave him a paper cup so that he would scoop pickles into that but the guy was so wasted he didn't figure out what it was for. He started eating directly from the container do the girl was all, "hey, you can't just put the spoon in your mouth and put it back in the container!" and the guy was like "oh, sorry" and he left. Then we had to throw away all the pickles and wash the spoon and the container. Fortunately we had plenty more pickles in the cooler.
Another funny thing happened just a moment ago. I was playing Literati with some stranger and when I made a 7 letter word, he was like "fuck you you stupid cunt!" and I was like "Sore loser?" and he was like "go suck your father's dick" and I was like "If you think I'm going to leave a rated game just because you talk shit, think again" and he just continued swearing at me, and I kept scoring higher, and he called me "stupid american trailer trash" to which I said "I'm not even american, you lazy fuck" and then he resigned and booted me from the table. Easy win. But he had 8 wins and one loss so I bet everyone else he played with left the table after he started swearing at them.
Someone posted a link to the video too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307jRiE6t5I
I also saw a funny thing in real life last night when some drunken guy come to ask if there were any salty snacks available. He was too full to have pizza slice or a hot dog. One of the other girls I was working with told him he could have pickles for free, gave him a paper cup so that he would scoop pickles into that but the guy was so wasted he didn't figure out what it was for. He started eating directly from the container do the girl was all, "hey, you can't just put the spoon in your mouth and put it back in the container!" and the guy was like "oh, sorry" and he left. Then we had to throw away all the pickles and wash the spoon and the container. Fortunately we had plenty more pickles in the cooler.
Another funny thing happened just a moment ago. I was playing Literati with some stranger and when I made a 7 letter word, he was like "fuck you you stupid cunt!" and I was like "Sore loser?" and he was like "go suck your father's dick" and I was like "If you think I'm going to leave a rated game just because you talk shit, think again" and he just continued swearing at me, and I kept scoring higher, and he called me "stupid american trailer trash" to which I said "I'm not even american, you lazy fuck" and then he resigned and booted me from the table. Easy win. But he had 8 wins and one loss so I bet everyone else he played with left the table after he started swearing at them.
