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From nothing to l33t programmer...
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:51 pm
by BlueNine
Hey, I'm wondering if there are any places that could teach someone who knows nothing about programming up to a skill level where I could make lil apps for myself. I've heard Java and VB are the easiest to learn and am probably looking to learn java more than VB (so i can make greasemonkey scripts for things) but most tutorials I've looked up start off assuming you have some knowledge of a language.
Any halp will be appreciated

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:33 pm
by Dudel
Been thinking about learning java script myself. If only for, as you also imply, shits and giggles. However, I also haven't bothered to much to try.

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:54 pm
by lordcooper
PYTHON is a good language for beginners, and there's quite a few newbie guides out there.
Re: From nothing to l33t programmer...
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:24 pm
by joo
BlueNine wrote:Hey, I'm wondering if there are any places that could teach someone who knows nothing about programming up to a skill level where I could make lil apps for myself. I've heard Java and VB are the easiest to learn and am probably looking to learn java more than VB (so i can make greasemonkey scripts for things) but most tutorials I've looked up start off assuming you have some knowledge of a language.
Any halp will be appreciated

Your first lesson:
Java != Javascript
Java is
programming language, which runs independent of a browser, however may be used to create applications that are emedded in a browser (Java Applets). Java source code needs to be compiled into machine code before it can be executed. Java was created before Javascript, and thus Javascript was named after it in an attempt to "ride on the coattails" of Java's success, as well as being due to some trival similarities between the two syntaxes.
Javascript a
scripting language which was created to allow web pages to be interactive. Javascript is almost always used in a web browser, however there a few exceptions. Javascript source code is saved as it is and interpreted in real-time when it is loaded, for example into a web page.
Greasemonkey scripts are written in Javascript, which is one of the easiest to learn (for me) languages I have encountered. Additionally, there is a wealth of information on the internet about every aspect of JS due to its widespread use on the internet.
To learn Javascript with minimal commitment and effort, I would suggest one (or both) of the two following starting points:
http://www.javascriptkit.com/javatutors/primer1.shtml
http://www.w3schools.com/js/default.asp
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:13 am
by Gran
BASIC.
*smacked by every single programmer in the audience*
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:17 am
by Ryaga
GranAttacker wrote:BASIC.
*smacked by every single programmer in the audience*
If you're writing a roguelike.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:49 am
by Dust Puppy
This programming language is the easiest and 1337est one, period.
On a more helpful note, if you don“t find anything online, go to a library and see if they have one of these "... for dummies" books.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:08 am
by joo
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:01 pm
by BlueNine
Bah and there was me hoping that they were the same...so if I want to be able to make lil apps that I run from my desktop I need to learn Java and if I want to be able to do this greasemonkey shabaz I need to learn Javascript?
From 1 thing to learn to 2

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:10 pm
by Armulus Satchula
lordcooper wrote:PYTHON is a good language for beginners, and there's quite a few newbie guides out there.
Its also a very old but tell maintained language that is good for professionals too. Its free to program in and there is a plugin for Eclipse called pydev which makes developing in it easier.
Could also get
http://www.c-jump.com/ to help you learn the basic flow of code.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:59 pm
by joo
BlueNine wrote:Bah and there was me hoping that they were the same...so if I want to be able to make lil apps that I run from my desktop I need to learn Java and if I want to be able to do this greasemonkey shabaz I need to learn Javascript?
From 1 thing to learn to 2

You can write desktop applications in Javascript using Adobe AIR as a platform. Working example:
http://joo.freehostia.com/cantrspy/2.4.7/.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:07 pm
by BZR
Try C#, it's very beginner-friendly IMO.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:20 pm
by Cdls
I am starting with Phrogram, its been really helpful in learning the basics of programming and will be helpful in transitioning into future programming languages.
http://phrogram.com/
Re: From nothing to l33t programmer...
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:35 pm
by Elros
BlueNine wrote:Hey, I'm wondering if there are any places that could teach someone who knows nothing about programming up to a skill level where I could make lil apps for myself. I've heard Java and VB are the easiest to learn and am probably looking to learn java more than VB (so i can make greasemonkey scripts for things) but most tutorials I've looked up start off assuming you have some knowledge of a language.
Any halp will be appreciated

I personally recommend VB if you are looking to make easy applications that work on windows. If you are looking more towards online type programs then java might be better...
You can download VB Express for free and get started. It has very indepth tutorials for begginers that is included with the program. VB is lots of fun and easy to use.
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:16 am
by chase02
Assembly? XD