Anti-Jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:45 am
My bro found these on a message board...don't kill me Darth Tiberious!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your husband died in a car wreck.
A man goes to the doctor and pokes himself in the leg with his index finger. The man says "Ow! Doctor, it hurts whenever I poke myself here!" The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
Q. What's the difference between michael jackson and a toaster?
A. A toaster makes toast. Michael Jackson molests little boys.
Q. What did the rock say to the river?
A. Nothing, rocks can't talk.
Three men walk into a bar. They're all alcoholics, and they beat their wives.
What did the deaf, blind, and mute kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the little boy cry himself to sleep?
Because he had AIDS.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza man.
The pizza man who?
Pizza Man Steve.
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The Holocaust.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your husband died in a car wreck.
A man goes to the doctor and pokes himself in the leg with his index finger. The man says "Ow! Doctor, it hurts whenever I poke myself here!" The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
Q. What's the difference between michael jackson and a toaster?
A. A toaster makes toast. Michael Jackson molests little boys.
Q. What did the rock say to the river?
A. Nothing, rocks can't talk.
Three men walk into a bar. They're all alcoholics, and they beat their wives.
What did the deaf, blind, and mute kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the little boy cry himself to sleep?
Because he had AIDS.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza man.
The pizza man who?
Pizza Man Steve.
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The Holocaust.
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the bomb explodes Lol