Non Cantr Jokes

[tazer]

Split from Jokes, this is for all NON CANTR RELATED JOKES! I dont care if its crude racist prejudice sexist whatever they are jokes not meant to be taken seriously!

I'll start:

There was a girl named Susan who went to a catholic church school. She had a late night and fell asleep in class. The nun asked her: Who is your Saviour?

The boy behind her saw that he fell asleep and poked her with his pencil and she yelled JESUS CHRIST! That's right said the nun. She than fell asleep again. The nun asked her later in class who created the universe? The boy behind her came to the rescue again and she yelled OH MY GOD!

Finally at the end of class she had fallen asleep again. The nun asked her; what did Mary say after she had her 14th child? The boy behind her poked her with his pencil and she stood up and yelled IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!

Let the carnage begin

[Armulus Satchula]

What happened when Hercules went to mount Olive?

Popeye got pissed.

[tazer]

Who's the best Jewish cook?

Hitler

Why don't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike?

Because it could be your bike
or worse it could be your black guy

[SekoETC]

Here's one I heard in Human-age:

- Knock knock!

- Who's there?

- Broken pencil.

- Broken pencil who?

- Doesn't matter, you wouldn't get the point anyway.