Page 1 of 1
Consider this
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:30 am
by joo
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:38 am
by Andu
Wut
diamond = not metal
your text = no sense
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:40 am
by SekoETC
ROFL

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:22 am
by Litchin_flip
I'm just going to pretend like that was logical.

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:45 am
by Dudel
WTF!? I fail the humor see miles per wall, iron.
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:02 am
by SekoETC
It's meant to be absurd. According to KoL wiki "Diamond being "one of the hardest metals known the man" is taken from a particularly stupid GameFAQs post that went on to become a meme." The rest is just expanding on that.
It's like saying "if X is Y and Z is A then how much is the fish at B market?" The answer is C pounds because a car has four wheels. Or because there are three pancakes in the fridge. In any case all arguments must be given basis (even if the basis was completely irrelevant, and in the case of X and Z being unrelated to each other, you can only offer an unrelated argument).
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:05 am
by BlueNine
Today I proved that this post is most logical post ever. The research is as follows: I built a wall of 1+1=2 and crashed this post into it at 400 miles per hour, and this post was unharmed. I then built a wall out of this post and crashed 1+1=2 moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. I then crashed this post made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. I crashed 400 miles per hour into this post traveling at 1+1=2. Western New York was powerless for hours. I rammed a wall of logic into a 400 mile per hour this post, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. I shot this post made of 1+1=2 at logic moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. I spun 400 miles at this post into 1+1=2 per wall of logic. The results were inconclusive. Finally, I placed 400 this posts per hour in front of a logic made of wall traveling at miles per 1+1=2, and the result proved without a doubt that this post is the most logical of all time, if not just the most logical known to man.
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:24 am
by SekoETC