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Great Bumper Stickers You've Seen Lately

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:00 am
by notsure
"Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time."

:?

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:06 am
by Pie
"I'm not old. I'm a recycled teenager"
:wink:

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 am
by Zanthos
"I still have the body of a teenager...
...But its in my trunk and starting to smell."

My friend has that on his car...

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:58 am
by Antichrist_Online
"Sticks and stones may break my bones...
... but whips and chains excite me."

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:50 am
by rain21
"There are 3 kinds of people:
those who can count and those who can't"

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:00 am
by west
"I wish I was funny"

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:41 pm
by Racetyme
I saw one that pissed me off and made me want to do some yelling.

"In case of rapture this car will be unmanned"

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:55 am
by Sparkle
"Don't like my driving? You can report me at 1-800-Bite-Me"

A cop was behind me and I thought he wanted to pull me over, but he got on the side of me just to comment on that. He said..."Yeah, I'll call it." and him and his partner started laughing...had to get rid of it though...long story. lol

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:50 am
by Racetyme
Wait, that was your bumper sticker?

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:51 am
by Sparkle
lol yeah...wait....why...hey! Whatever you heard it wasn't me! :twisted:

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:16 am
by DELGRAD
"1-800-FUCK-OFF"
"93.3 The Wolf" local radio station
"If you can read this thank a teacher. If you can read this in English thank a vet"
"Press one for English. Press dos for go the fuck home."
and more, but why bore you.
Oh. Do not flame me for the last two. You can read English. I am also working on learning Latin, Polish, Spanish and German. Mostly Latin.
Who here likes Latin? I like Latin. A beautiful language Latin is.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:18 am
by Zanthos
I like latin, but i suck at it. Actually i suck at all languages.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:12 am
by Talapus
Here is one I saw in one of the campus parking lots today.

Buckle up!
It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.



And the one on my car.

-WARNING-
Beware of gross ignorance
144 times worse then normal ignorance

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:02 am
by DELGRAD
Zanthos wrote:I like latin, but i suck at it. Actually i suck at all languages.

I do not know if your native tounge is English, but mine is.
To me Latin out of ;Latin, Polish, Spanish and German; seemed to be most natural. Latin words just sound right. The words sound, feel and look right to me.
Born and raised American English, little South and mostly mid West.
Latin like fine crystal has a ring to it.

I was looking to learn Polish for the game.
I wanted to see if I could play the polish group.
While looking for Polish I found Latin.

Can not see going further as this has nothing to do with bumper stickers and I need to go watch "The Shield". I tape "The Sheild" so can fast foward the commercials. Yes I still use VHS. Haven't a DVR or cable connection to my PC.

I will shutup now.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:56 am
by Zanthos
yes english first language, though latin is my favorite. i had more success en espanol though, but thats not saying much. i had a C- average in 7th and 8th grade latin, and a B- in spanish 9th, 10th, and 11th grade.