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Sock Gremlins!
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:57 am
by Psycho Pixie
and the goddess looked apon the world and said,
"this is good". she smiled down at her creations,
women, and the plants and animals, knowing she had
made the world perfect.
but her creations didnt seem happy. so she
created men. and still her creations were unhappy. so
she created chocolate. and STILL her creations were
not happy, so she created computers for her people to enjoy.
for a long time her creations were happy, they
even combined the computer games,
and chocolate together... and
all was good.
then oddly, her creations seemed unhappy,games and
chocolate just were not lasting long enough. and she,
in her infinate wisdom, she desided to distract the people from the games, and the chocolate. Thus the goddess created sock gremlins.
but she didnt tell the people about sock gremlins.
and then i came along. and i am telling the WORLD
about sock gremlins! what will the goddess do when all
the world knows about sock gremlins?????
PROBLY IMPOWER DUST BUNNIES TO TAKE OVER THE
WORLD WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS. either that or cats...
hmmmmm.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:26 am
by sammigurl61190
LMAO Only one thing wrong with that--she made men.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:21 pm
by The Hunter
sammigurl61190 wrote:LMAO Only one thing wrong with that--she made men.
You should've used the duckttape i gave to you.
Oh, and you'll grow up someday, and finally understand a thing or 2 about men. (just hoping men won't find out about YOU!).
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:01 pm
by Psycho Pixie
many thanks to Jelly Bean, who recently discovered a new type of gremlin... the "Undergremlin"... this recent discovery occured when Jim's(not YOU.. Jim) favorite pair of underwear actually got up and walked away before our very eyes. much to Jelly Bean's dismay, when she attempted to yank the underwear away from the gremin, it sprayed an extremly foul odor into the air. clogging our noses and stinging the eyes in the extreme.
It is not the first house gremlin to be discovered which has a form of defense. the bathroom gremlin also has a very strong musk which can penitrate the entire house if it is provoked. We believe the under gremlin may be a close cousin to the bathroom gremlin, and strongly recommend you use caution when approuching these noxious wild animals.
To avoid the bathroom gremlin, do not use public restrooms, as this is a favorite home for them. Avoid piles of clothing left on the bathroom floor of any friends houses, as these animals are very territorial, and will attack if they dont recognize you. To avoid the under gremlin, DO NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR MORE THEN ONCE BETWEEN WASHINGS!!! It seems they are more attracted to heavily dirty undies, especially those worn by men. And again, avoid piles of clothing in a friends bathroom.
Further information on other gremlins will be comeing your way soon! please be patient as we are still studying these wild and dangerous animals.....
**Loud noises, growls and screams erupt ** Oh gods! Its huge!!! Grab the stun baton!!! RUN! It let loose its stench!!! My eyes are burning! HELP!!!!
~This episode of Gremlin wars brought to you by....~
Your friendly neighborhood Psycho Pixie
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:12 pm
by Pirate Lass
Please oh pretty please don't encourage her...... I'll be hearing about gremlins for days...
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:52 am
by sammigurl61190
Orion, Hunter and guide wrote:sammigurl61190 wrote:LMAO Only one thing wrong with that--she made men.
You should've used the duckttape i gave to you.
Oh, and you'll grow up someday, and finally understand a thing or 2 about men. (just hoping men won't find out about YOU!).
Grow up? Grow up?
I am very mature for my age.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:54 am
by The Hunter
sammigurl61190 wrote:Orion, Hunter and guide wrote:sammigurl61190 wrote:LMAO Only one thing wrong with that--she made men.
You should've used the duckttape i gave to you.
Oh, and you'll grow up someday, and finally understand a thing or 2 about men. (just hoping men won't find out about YOU!).
Grow up? Grow up?
I am very mature for my age.
So why are you trying really hard to prove otherwise?
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:00 am
by sammigurl61190
Because apparently you don't believe me. Chris said I could have easily convinced him I was around his age.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:08 am
by kroner
Perhaps he lied....
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:28 am
by sammigurl61190
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:04 pm
by west
A mature 13 is still 13.
And besides, there are still some 18year olds who act, in fact, 13, so just because you could pass for 18 doesnt make it a good thing
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:15 am
by grayjaket
uh huh.....
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:19 am
by sammigurl61190
And just because a 17 year old, I'm not mentioning any names, *coughs the name "Kroner"* can pass as a 13 year old doesn't make it a good thing either.
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:52 pm
by metcalfedj
Why do you want to act older if you were then you would die younger lol
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:07 pm
by Psycho Pixie
Anyway..... since some people dont understand that this thread is about SOCK GREMLINS!!!! not the merits of peoples ability to grow up. I will continue MY story about MY discovery of sock gremlins when you all stop getting off the topic of these very real, very annoying and very dangerous creatures living right under all our noses!
Big smiles! biiiig smiles!!
round three of sock gremlin explorations will continue at a later time.
~Tha psycho pixie
