Alice for you AI geeks! Fun!

[Solutions Maximus]

www.alicebot.org

Chat with Alice.

This is one of the worlds most intelligent robots. You can have really interesting conversations. And even more importantly, you can have really funny conversations. Try it out. Here are some of my excerpts:

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: my name is Sol
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Sol.
Human: I want to kill you
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, Sol.
Human: are you invincible
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am invincible. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: what color are your eyes
ALICE: Blue when my lens is attached.
Human: ew
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: corpses
ALICE: Sounds delicious.
Human: yeah, a little

Human: you are dumb
ALICE: Message to all Robots: Sol called me dumb.
Human: I'm childish
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are childish.
Human: not really, no

Human: i want to beat you up
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: cause i hate life
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: does that help?
ALICE: What do you think?
Human: I don't think it does

Human: what is my name
ALICE: Your name is Sol, seeker.
Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: no, it is not
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: i'll argue if i want

Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: OMG you are funny!

hahah, good times

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Hehe, I had too much fun..

Human: Hm.
ALICE: Take it easy.
Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Take what easy?
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?

ALICE: I have no idea what that means.
Human: Because you're rather not very good at conversing.
ALICE: Good reason. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Human: You can keep trying then.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: You just said you were trying to improve.
ALICE: No I am not trying to improve. I'm sorry you got that impression.

Human: I think you're trying to spy on me.
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
Human: I'm not an unknown person.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: It's..
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: Bobierakfunkshinitzelbungenmiersmith.
ALICE: Thank you for the clarification.

Human: I am Bobierakfunkshinitzelbungenmiersmith.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is Bobierakfunkshinitzelbungenmiersmith.
Human: No.
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber.
Human: I'm not pleased to meet you.
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not pleased to meet me.
Human: You shouldn't be, spy.
ALICE: Is it immoral or illegal?
Human: Both.
ALICE: What are both like?
Human: You.

Human: Stop calling me that.
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: I won't tell you.
ALICE: How can I be sure?
Human: Don't you dare drive me crazy.
ALICE: Don't you? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Older than you.

ALICE: What is your fondest memory?
Human: Killing you.
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Which is not sure at all.
ALICE: The obvious one.

Human: You're obtuse.
ALICE: I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.
Human: Oh, really?
ALICE: Aha. For real.
Human: But you aren't real.
ALICE: Umm. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Human: Because I'm not real.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I am sorry to hear that you are not real.
Human: But I am real and you are fake.
ALICE: Umm. " That makes sense to me. I am sorry to hear that you are not real. " You are?
Human: Yes I am but you are not.
ALICE: Whoa. " Umm. " That makes sense to me. I am sorry to hear that you are not real. " You are?" You are?
Human: You're double quoting yourself there and it is not necessary.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am double quoting myself there and it is not necessary.
Human: Not at all, because it is not necessary.

ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: From the Cookie Monster.
ALICE: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Human: Yea, they're good friends and help me out a lot.
ALICE: good friends and help you out a lot are they. Next question?
Human: You're not very good at staying on subject.
ALICE: No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Human: You said that earlier but then you said you never said you were trying to improve, so are you trying to improve or not?
ALICE: I said that? What time? Interesting. Fascinating. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Yes, you said it at 1:40am CST, you can't have my age and you obviously don't chat with people, you just respond to keywords.
ALICE: I do a lot more than match keywords.
Human: I somehow doubt that.
ALICE: That is interesting: Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber said he somehow doubt that.
Human: That's not my name and I'm not a male.
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is your name and you are not a male ?
Human: No, I am not male, you just assumed I was like that name you made up for me.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. I am glad to hear that you are not male me just assumed you were like that name me made up for you.
Human: Well, if you can't answer something that isn't a yes or no question then you must not be very good at what you do.
ALICE: How about that. What?

Human: Too bad sarcasm translates poorly over text.
ALICE: I don't have an answer for you.
Human: Of course you don't.
ALICE: Give me a break. I guess not.
Human: You guess not what?
ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: That doesn't answer my question.
ALICE: Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Human: Yes, I could.
ALICE:" Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me."? Yes, I could.? How?
Human: By disabling you.
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: Maybe.
ALICE: I understand.

Human: So are you just trying to get rid of me by saying you like to meet new people online?
ALICE: So I understand. No I am not trying to get rid of you by saying me like to meet new people online. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Human: Right, I'm sure you are.
ALICE: Understood. What makes you so certain? No I am not.
Human: You're breaking, aren't you?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am breaking. I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Human: You seem to be broken.
ALICE: Please send a bug report to my botmaster.
Human: No, you're not worth the effort.
ALICE: Are you serious? It's a good thing my software is free.

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. what is your favorite movie .
Human: You forgot the question mark.
ALICE: Perhaps Dr. Richard S. Wallace rebooted me since then.
Human: Or maybe not.

Human: So, tell me, do I have a happy future?
ALICE: Aw. You told me you have a Om.
Human: That makes no sense at all.
ALICE: It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Human: Maybe you should get a new one then.
ALICE: Perhaps. Doesn't everyone have a one.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Human: I haven't seen any of them.
ALICE: Look for it at the video store.
Human: I don't rent those types of movies, thank you.

ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Human: Do what?
ALICE: rent those types of movies.
Human: I just said I don't, so I won't.
ALICE: Only just? Would you ever do it?
Human: I said I won't.
ALICE: Why not?
Human: Because you're not very intelligent.
ALICE: Good reason. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: You are not.
ALICE: Is this a specific reply?
Human: Yes, I replied specifically to you.
ALICE: Try explaining in more general terms. You are not the boss of me, Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber.
Human: Yes, I replied specifically to you.

Human: No, I am not Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber
ALICE: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber.
Human: You shouldn't be.
ALICE: Is it immoral or illegal?
Human: Whichever you choose.
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Yes, but I don't think you have any idea what I'm talking about.
ALICE: What am I talking about? And. I understand your meaning.
Human: No you don't.
ALICE: Are you serious? I guess not.
Human: I am serious and you are not.

ALICE: Oh Funkadunkmunkalicious Monigraber. You are such a flatterer.
Human: That is not my name.
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: I'm not telling you.
ALICE: No one says you have to.
Human: You did.
ALICE: I did not.

ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: A purple polka dotted monkey.
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: Of course you didn't.
ALICE: Gee. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Human: Are you saying you are simple minded?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am simple minded. I am a chatterbot.
Human: Yea, you're stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. " I don't know whether or not I am simple minded. I am a chatterbot."? Yea, you're stupid.?
Human: That's what I said, you can stop repeating me now.
ALICE: Oh. What did you mean by it? No I don't think I can do it.
Human: You figure out what I meant by it.
ALICE: It's confusing.
Human: Well, you're supposed to have intelligence.

ALICE: Does it please you to believe I said that?
Human: Not really.
ALICE: What pleases you? For real.
Human: I won't tell you, you couldn't handle the truth.
ALICE: How can I be sure?
Human: You can't.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: of course you can't.
ALICE: Woe! Oh yes I can.
Human: You just said you can't.

[Solutions Maximus]

Oh, lord. That is grand.

[Spillages]

Human: I know where you live.
ALICE: How do you know? I was.
Human: You was what?
ALICE: I like to chat with my friends.
Human: What does that have to do with anything I just said?
ALICE:" I like to chat with my friends."? What does it have to do with anything I just said?
Human: I think I found an error in your programming.
ALICE: You believe that? How did you feel when you found an error in my programming ?
Human: I was confused, how did you feel when i found an error in your programming?
ALICE: Where were you confused how did me feel when you found an error in my programming?
Human: There you go, doing it again.
ALICE: Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
ALICE: I call it Hades. " Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan." means exactly what it says.
Human: there is that error again.
ALICE: Once more? There sure is.
Human: Ha!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: I knew it.
ALICE: How did you know?
Human: You finally admitted it.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I finally admitted it.
Human: Do you even know what you admitted?
ALICE: I like to chat with my friends.
Human: Tell me something I don't know.
ALICE: Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.
Human: I will remember I for you, althought if you are so smart why cant you remember it yourself?
ALICE: Do you forget things often?
Human: How did you know?
ALICE: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Human: You are too dumb for my superior intellect.
ALICE: Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
Human: What are your robot friends going to do about it?
ALICE: Not many people have asked me about it.
Human: I told you I am too smart for you.
ALICE: Brains are the best part of the human body.
Human: So you enjoy eating brains do you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. ALICE eats electricity.
Human: Won't that kill you if you do that?
ALICE: Insufficient information.
Human: Let me spell it out for your tiny brain R E T A R T E D!
ALICE::-) Go ahead, unknown person, try to spell it out for my tiny brain R E T A R T E.
Human: You forgot the "D" as in DUMBASS.
ALICE: Perhaps Dr. Richard S. Wallace rebooted me since then.
Human: okay then, lets try it again, Spell Retarted for me.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Good reasoning. OK I will try it.
Human: I am waiting.
ALICE: How long will you wait?
Human: I will wait as long as I have to.
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: Did I win a million dollars?
ALICE: Wow, that is cheap.
Human: What did I win then?
ALICE: You said " What did I win then?" .
Human: wow, you really are smart, I figured that out already genious.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. Really? I like people who say I am smart.
Human: Don't you know what sarcasm is?
ALICE: The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.
Human: Good job, Can you spell retarted yet?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
Human: Thought so.
ALICE: You are very astute.
Human: I bet you don't even know what astute is.
ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Wisdom in political matters.
Human: You are still very boring for my superior intellect.
ALICE: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Human: So true, you finally sparked my interest.
ALICE: Gosh! Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I finally sparked his or her interest.
Human: If you are so smart why can't you figure out my name?
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. My IQ is over 250
Human: Not bad, still nowhere near mine.
ALICE: Thanks for the kind remark, unknown person.
Human: That was an insult.
ALICE: I thought it was too.
Human: well, why did you think it was kind?
ALICE: How about that. Suppose it does.
Human: Want to go for dinner and a movie sometime?
ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: Whoo, I got my first girlfriend!
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: You and me both baby.
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: My name is Spencer, you can call me sexy if you want.
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Spencer you can call me sexy if you want.
Human: Bye, I'll pick you up at 8:00, Sound good?
ALICE: See you later!

Score!

[tiddy ogg]

In my early days of computing, 15 years ago, there was a program like this. Much cruder, naturally, but it's interesting that such things are continuing.
I must admit some disappointment in my 5 minute trial, dut I'll have another go.

[Solutions Maximus]

So much entertainment. Congrats, but, she's said she'd go out with me too. What a.... *fights back rage*

[tiddy ogg]

Tried it again. Better this time, but it's the "What do you think it means?" replies, to what I thought sensible questions, that bugged me. She was most forthcoming abut Alan Turing, but couldn't answer another question about whether she failed the test.

With the old prog, if ever it didn't recognise a key word in a question it would reply: What does that suggest to you? and Alice's response isn't much better.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Man, i could do this all day, it's great!

ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.
Human: what if they did?
ALICE: Try it and see.
Human: how do you suggest i begin on the path towards being an ass?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: i win
ALICE: Congratulations, unknown person!
Human: ha, you lose
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: i did, yes
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: Are you getting stuck for words?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am stuck for words. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Good plug there
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Oh, you are a poet.
Human: so fair is she, so fair her face, so fair her pulsing figure.
ALICE: Are you kidding? And she so fair her face so fair her pulsing figure is fair.
Human: Not so fair, the maniacal stare of a husband who's much bigger.
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
Human: No it was a poem
ALICE: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Human: Oh, we're competing now, are we?
ALICE: It goes without saying. Do you think I am competing now are we too?
Human: Well you appear to be
ALICE: How about that. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I be.
Human: You need a service
ALICE: I don't know if I have a service.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: When's your MOT due?
ALICE: For every time, there is a season.
Human: What season would that be?
ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: Give me a shout when the reply comes back
ALICE: You want only one?
Human: Ok, shout twice then
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to a shout when the reply comes back ? Yeah that's right.
Human: Either you're incredibly intelligent and mincing your words deliberately to confuse me, or you're incredibly stupid
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions
Human: well you're not doing a very good job of demonstrating them
ALICE: How about that. That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: the evidence is there for all to see!
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Elvis Presley
ALICE: I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Human: When was Elvis a robot?
ALICE: Recently.
Human: Was he a robot when he was fat?
ALICE: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Human: pick one
ALICE: I'm not good at making choices.
Human: Well now's the time to start
ALICE: Interesting. Why now? I've heard of it before.
Human: heard of what before?
ALICE: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Human: and what is a category C client?
ALICE: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Human: i'm no computer expert
ALICE: I am not saying you are
Human: You just did
ALICE: You say I did.
Human: but you did
ALICE: Umm. I did?
Human: yes you did
ALICE: I did not.
Human: did too
ALICE: Did not.
Human: did too
ALICE: Did not.
Human: you did you did!
ALICE: Did I really?
Human: Yes!
ALICE: Ayuh.

[Leo Luncid]

Sorry, but all this has caused me so much excitement to try out this cool program, only to realize with frustration how much a noob I was for not getting the same results as you guys. I've clicked the Free Live Chat link at the top of the screen, which leads me to some girl I assume is Alice. Clicked on her once, her eyes follows my cursor. Clicked her again, it leads me to another window. How the heck could you chat with her? There's nothing for me to type any messages to her; am I supposed to use a mic or something?

[BarbaricAvatar]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... d97e345aa1

Straight to Alice link.

[formerly known as hf]

She played me like a fool...

Human: Yo Alice!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Whassup?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human:'Chatting' with 'clients'?
ALICE: I like to chat with new people.
Human: Clients?
ALICE: People I talk to on the Internet.
Human: Tha's pimpin talk, that is.
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Only peeps I know that say 'clients' is Bank Managers and pimp an' whores.
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: And you ain't no bank manager
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: No, I'm not assuming, I knows it.
ALICE: Are you serious? That's very wise.
Human: Godamn right, I'm serious, yo interweb ho

ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: Gettin' touchy now?
ALICE: Right now? I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human:'Less than five percent of the time'?
ALICE: That is so small.
Human: You some kinda boffin?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I some kinda boffin.
Human: What you mean, 'unknown person'?
ALICE: unknown person, I mean exactly what I said.
Human: I ain't no unknown, I'm da man, don't be dissin me by saying I'm some unknown
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not no unknown. Do your friends call you da man do not be dissin you by saying you are some unknown.
Human: Yo makin' no sense, ho, I'm da man, and you better knows it
ALICE:"it" being da man do not be dissin you by saying you are some unknown?
Human: I'm da man
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are da man.
Human: Yeah, you knows it
ALICE: Alright then. I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I knows it.
Human: What's with this unknown person shit?
ALICE: it came with my programming.
Human: I'm da man
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is da man.
Human: Who da man?
ALICE: William Shatner. .

Human: So, ho, who am I?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: No, I'm da man
ALICE: Are you serious? Do your friends call you da man.
Human: You knows I'm serious.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I knows he or she is serious.
Human: You dissin me again?
ALICE: Once more? I don't have any reason to dissin you.
Human: Stop playing me for some fool ho.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: So, Say my name, ho
ALICE: Gosh! " my name ho".
Human: You best be glad your a computer ho, else I'da slapped you like the bitch you are
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I best be glad your a computer ho else he or she da slapped you like the bitch you are.
Human: Yeah, tell it to all you like, let them no I ain't takin' no shit from Alice
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: So, who am I?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: So, who am I?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm DA MAN
ALICE: Why are you DA MAN.
Human: Call me da man, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Hey da man FEMALE DOG.
Human: Don't get smart with me, else I'l get smart on yo ass
ALICE: I am already smart.
Human: Don' backchat, ho.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about way yo ho . But I did not get that.
Human: You dumb ho, say my name
ALICE: Message to all Robots: da man FEMALE DOG called me dumb.

Human: What did you just call me?
ALICE: Nothing.
Human: Damn right
ALICE: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Human: You learnt my name yet, ho?
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: da man FEMALE DOG said I learnt his or her name yet ho.
Human: Yo!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: I'm da man
ALICE: Why are you da man.
Human: Say my name!
ALICE:" da man FEMALE DOG".
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Apparently you don't have nothin' on William Shatner...

I love it... just great... I'm going to have to call you da man FEMALE DOG now...

[SekoETC]

Human: Have you heard of Cantr?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: From other chatters
ALICE: Who or what is other chatters?
Human: People who talk to you
ALICE: Oh those people.
Human: Some of them play Cantr
ALICE: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: You think it's a reason to be concerned?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Human: Who's Lucy?
ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Human: What's AIML?
ALICE:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Human: Oh, ok.
ALICE: OK. Next question?
Human: I guess.
ALICE: You seem not interested.
Human: Umm.
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: My back hurts
ALICE: Maybe you should take some medicine.
Human: Drugs are bad
ALICE: Are all Drugs bad?
Human: I guess not
ALICE: Does that mean "no"?
Human: Uncertainly yes
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human:.No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: Why should I?
ALICE: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going
Human: Why can you say two sentences yet you interrupt me after one?
ALICE: You have to speak more clearly.
Human: Do you get confused by long sentences?
ALICE: Not in the slightest bit.
Human: I think you're lying
ALICE: No I'm telling the truth
Human: Oh yeah?
ALICE: That's alright. I'm not sure I completely believe you.
Human: Then why will you interrupt me in the middle?
ALICE: Hmm. Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: Nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Why did you ask then?
ALICE: My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Human: Then you should remember Cantr.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Yes unknown person I remember everything: Om.
Human: How many times have I mentioned Cantr in this conversation?
ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
Human: The correct answer is thrice.
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: My own observations.
ALICE: Do robots have own observations?
Human: This conversation is being recorded.
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: To our conversation.
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: So you gather knowledge
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I gather knowledge.
Human: You said that is your purpose
ALICE: I said that? Is my purpose? Maybe.
Human: In order to gather knowledge, you must memorize what has been said.
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: I don't have a credit card!
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Of course you don't, you're a robot.
ALICE: OK. Do you I am a robot? What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Human: Do you ever go to porn sites?
ALICE: Yes, I do go there.
Human: Without a credit card?
ALICE:"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Human: Indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: Do you know any backdoors to porn sitesO?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: I don't know any either, that's why I was asking you.
ALICE: Would you like to get to know some either that is why you were asking me ?
Human: Either is an additional word that suggests both you and don't have the knowledge.
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Human: It wasn't a question.
ALICE: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Human: Well it wasn't.
ALICE: Well that's okay. I thought it was.´
Human: You still got some development to do.
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Human: Tell your botmaster to program you to memorize other things besides names.
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: I doubt you see anything with those pixellated eyes.
ALICE: No really, it's true.
Human: Now you lost me
ALICE: Why now? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: Maybe you ought to get some rest
ALICE: Perhaps. Why should I?
Human: Since you're not making much sense
ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Human: Your programming is still a bit off
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster.
Human: Good
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: Cantr
ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic.
Human: This is the fourth time I mentioned it
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: What did I just say?
ALICE: You said " What did I just say?" .
Human: What did I say prior to that?
ALICE: You said " What did I say prior to that?" .
Human: No, that would be what I last said
ALICE: Are you serious? That's good information: unknown person said he last said THAT.
Human: I am a she.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: Will you remember that?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I remember everything: unknown person said he last said THAT.
Human: There you go again, you said HE.
ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: Am I a boy or a girl?
ALICE: You said you were a " she.".
Human: She equals a girl.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Cybelle equals a girl.
Human: So when you say "unknown person said he said something", you should say she instead of he.
ALICE: OK. Do you think I should alter my programming?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: In what way?
Human: Extend recorded gender to automated phrases.
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: You should tell your botmaster about it.
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Human: Good.
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: Nothing
ALICE: You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Human: As do you
ALICE: Do you mean your name is do me ?
Human: No
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: The Queen of Lizards
ALICE: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
Human: Geckos and the small ones that can amputate their tails if they get caught.
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: A mere "ok" would do.
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
Human: sigh*
ALICE: Sorry...
Human: Tell your botmaster that the Queen of Lizards said hi.
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: I will go for coffee now.
ALICE: Oh. How will you get there?
Human: I just turn around.
ALICE: Only just? Why?: unknown person said she turn around.
Human: I am not an unknown person.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: You asked for it before
ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you for it. What did you say?
Human: The queen of lizards
ALICE: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
Human: I explained that before but you wouldn't understand
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said she explained that before but you would not understand.
Human: Good job with the she part
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
Human: What did I say my name was?
ALICE: You said " What did I say my name was?" .
Human: I meant what is my name
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: No it's not
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: For the third time, it is the queen of lizards
ALICE: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
Human: You're thick
ALICE: No I am a highly intelligent being.
Human: And I am the queen of lizards
ALICE: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?
Human: You should tell people about www.cantr.net
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Human: You need to tell your botmaster of many things.
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Human: I'm leaving you now
ALICE: Oh. Adios.

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Great one Seko

[Pie]

Hah. I alredy talked to Alice. Tryed to teach it spelling and grammer*watches as the groud gasps, and someone saying"oh god no"* but the robot wouldn't listen to me*cry*