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Nick · Postby **Nick** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:22 pm

mortaine wrote:"Mortaine" comes from a co-ed naked role-playing game in a hot tub.

Yes, I live in *that* kind of town.

What town is this?!
I need to move.. :lol:

mortaine · Postby **mortaine** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:28 pm

Santa Cruz, California, babe. Land of vampires, surfers, and banana slugs!

Nick · Postby **Nick** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:31 pm

And naked girlies in the hot tub!

mortaine · Postby **mortaine** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:39 pm

Yep.

I think the only people I know in RL who haven't seen me naked are my co-workers. I used to work at a clothing-optional hot tub place in Santa Cruz, too-- you get over the whole "OMG! NEKKID!" thing pretty quickly around here.

We have a lot of nudists. In fact, there is no public toplessness prohibition. There's a women's center that holds an annual topless car wash fundraiser. They raise a LOT of money.

Of course, most of them are lesbians.... I haven't determined if that gets them more customers or not.

Nick · Postby **Nick** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:46 pm

The law requiring women to wear shirts was declared unconsitutional, as guys don't have to, in Canada. So now, even though it's legal for women to go topless, it's still rare. What girl would want to, when it's minus 20 frickin degrees!

Remind me to go to that hot tub place if I ever go to Cali. :lol:

Although, I think I am one of the only (straight) guys in the world that is not obsessed with lesbians. Personally, I never really got what was so alluring... I just think... where do I fit in in that equation? lol

Jetlag · Postby **Jetlag** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:26 pm

I'm trying to figure out whether it's a reflection of me or the general populace of this forum that everyone seems to have jumped on the "naked hut tub" bit, while the bit that raised my eyebrow was learning that mortaine meant "the little death" :lol:

Nick · Postby **Nick** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:34 pm

Everyone? I was the only one to reply.
And besides, I speak french anyway. No amazment to that, on my part.

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:36 pm

Ok - just to keep this topic on the right track

Anyone else got any stories about naked girls and hot tubs?

And what about guys? More guys need to get naked - and get in hot tubs...

*ahem*

honestly though in my town I'm glad nakedness is rare...

Nick · Postby **Nick** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:15 am

hallucinatingfarmer wrote:Anyone else got any stories about naked girls and hot tubs?
And what about guys? More guys need to get naked - and get in hot tubs...

I'd do it, if there was girls there too. But I'd have to disagree, no more guys would be needed.

Stan · Postby **Stan** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:38 am

Ok...it's not exactly what you had in mind, but I think it's damn funny.

A couple of coworkers and I were in Chicago on a business trip about 5 years ago. The hotel, in Shaumburg, had a hot tub and a pool. Our meetings ended early and we grabbed an early dinner. We decided to grab a few beers and head down to the hot tub to relax.

Well one of the guys forgot to bring swimming trunks...mine were actually workout shorts, but whatever. Well he decides what the heck it's only guys around here so he stripped down to these little, tight red underwear. As if the teasing from me and the other guy wasn't enough about 15 minutes into our relaxation a family of 5 with 3 boys between the ages of 5 and 10 stroll in. Well these kids start doing cannonballs in the hot tub.

Me and the other guy with swimming trunks decide to get out and head to the pool. Well the third guy couldn't get out of the hot tub because he was in these sickening underwear.

After an hour or so, I left as did the other properly suited guy.

The next day, we found out that the family decided to swim until 11:00p that night, which means that our buddy was sitting in that hot tub for about 4 hours. I can only imagine that his wife wanted to know why his underwear was now pink and 2 sizes smaller!

The icing on the cake, though, was that the kids took his towel, which had his room key in it. You couldn't re-enter the hotel from the pool area without your key...unless you went through the lobby, which meant running all around the hotel...at 11:00p...in tight red, now pink, underwear...in about 20 degree F weather...

What a classic...I'll never forget it.

Postby **wichita** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:13 am

I met a girl from Plano, TX in a hot tub after a Bush concert one night......*lights go red, cheap jazz music begins playing in background*

AoM · Postby **AoM** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:43 am

I gotta say... that was a damn funny story Stan. :lol:

Black Canyon · Postby **Black Canyon** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:10 am

wichita wrote:I met a girl from Plano, TX in a hot tub after a Bush concert one night......*lights go red, cheap jazz music begins playing in background*

Ok. I've got to ask. What exactly is a Bush concert?

AoM · Postby **AoM** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:23 am

I'm guessing it's a concert in which the band, Bush, plays music. :wink:

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:37 am

HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHa Ha Ha.

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