Dear So-and-so:

[Psycho Pixie]

how can it be off topic when the topic changes on a constant basis....

dear everybody,

lets change the topic so that anthony isnt off topic. That way he feels better.

Psycho Pixie

[kroner]

Dear boys,

it came to my notice today that men, in general, on a whole, dislike eating nuts. Now, I cannot imagine why you would dislike eating nuts so much? they have quite a nice flavor and make most excellent munchies on a cloudy day.

There is nothing quite so wonderful on a cld day as to wrapp oneself up in a blanket and eat nuts, while sucking down some hot coacoa with white whipped cream on top.

so lets bring this to a head shall we? why do boys dislike nuts?


Psycho Pixie

i like nuts. people are going to take that the wrong way...

[Anthony Roberts]

Dear Pixie,

I'd rather feel better with you and I [this portion of the letter seems to have been censored out], how's that sound?

Signed,
Anthony Roberts

[1959 Apache]

Dear Pixie,

I'd rather feel better with you and I [this portion of the letter seems to have been censored out], how's that sound?

Signed,
Anthony Roberts

*goes over to pixie*
Is that $%#& bothering you?

Oh, I love nuts. Cashews are my favorite. Also like pistachios, filberts (hazel nuts), almonds, macadamias, pecans, brazil nuts, beer nuts, lug nuts...

[Anthony Roberts]

*goes over to pixie*
Is that $%#& bothering you?

Dear Pixie,

In regards to Apache's recent statement, I wish to bring to your attention the way he's attempting to defend you from a $%#& like me. I believe, deep down inside, he has a scheme to help 'defend' you, the 'damsel in distress', so that he can 'get in your pants' because he 'is your hero'. I wish to point out, that -I- am your Hero, and always have been, because I'm Anthony Roberts, and that says it all.

Love,
Anthony Roberts

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Dear Apache,

Don't make me cut off your balls. I'll cut them up and mix them in a container marked "Mixed Nuts", and feed them to every male that commented in this thread that stated that they enjoy eating nuts. They won't realise how literal they sound.

Honestly and Truthfully,
Anthony Roberts

PS: I'm joking.

[Bran-Muffin]

*goes over to pixie*
Is that $%#& bothering you?

Dear Pixie,

In regards to Apache's recent statement, I wish to bring to your attention the way he's attempting to defend you from a $%#& like me. I believe, deep down inside, he has a scheme to help 'defend' you, the 'damsel in distress', so that he can 'get in your pants' because he 'is your hero'. I wish to point out, that -I- am your Hero, and always have been, because I'm Anthony Roberts, and that says it all.

Love,
Anthony Roberts

I wonder if you know how much you sound like the comic book guy from the Simpsons just now...

Anyway... ~I~ am the hero here, not you comic book guy anthony.

[Revanael]

*wanders into the topic, knocks over all the guys, and runs off with all the girls*

OK, I may not be anyone's hero, but I still win. At least til you all wake up.

[Anthony Roberts]

I just read the letter, using the Comic Book Guy voice in my head. You're right, it does sound like him, ESPECIALLY the beginning part, because he always says "In regards to" (And "You do realise").

As for ALL the girls, I don't think so. I think they should get to choose themselves. (You watch, they'll all choose Thomas. How unfair.)

[1959 Apache]

I believe, deep down inside, he has a scheme to help 'defend' you, the 'damsel in distress', so that he can 'get in your pants'....

I must admit the thought of getting into Pixie's pants may be interesting to some, I just don't think they'd fit me. You know, those nuts things. As for the damsel in distress theory, I doubt Pixie falls into that category. I was thinking more of the two of us teaming up to do serious bodily harm to you. It just seems like the right thing to do. But she doesn't need my help, she can command batalions of gremlins with a few kind words. That alone should be enough to strike fear. It is the gremlins who have already gotten into her bed, much less her pants.

[Anthony Roberts]

Pixie! I wanted to be your FIRST! You've abandoned me! Now I'm extremely jealous that I may go crazy*! BAHHH!

*Crazier than I already am.

[Pirate Lass]

And where is pixie during all of this?

Off doing naughty things with her boyfriend and could care less.

[Bran-Muffin]

Again? Jeeez wasnt he just there this weekend??

[Psycho Pixie]

Again? Jeeez wasnt he just there this weekend??

well, yes, he was there this weekend, and visits whenever possible, and i get to see him AGAIN this weekend because he loves me adores me, thinks i am awesome in be....ah... well awesome in all ways.

in regards to all the notes to me, about me and regarding "my pants":::


Dear boys,

I am the pixie, Pixie is not single, nor will she ever be single AGAIN. Pixie is happily in love with a MAN that does NOT play Cantr....

While pixie is flattered that all you boys wish to "be her hero" or "get into her pants" those things shall NEVER EVER EVER happen. you may dream, you may frett, you may wish and you may fantasize all you like. BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. Well, ok. you might accidently get to be pixies hero, pixie seriously doubts it will happen.

So, cease disist, stop, and discontinue attempting to say that you will get into pixies pants, or that you are pixies favorite, because Pixie luvs all you boys, each in your own special way. JUST NOT THAT WAY.

In closing, pixie would like to say, thank you to apache for trying to defend her.... Anthony and muffin boy, behave or you get no pixie chats.


sincerly,
Tha Psycho Pixie

[Anthony Roberts]

Dear Pixie,

What the hell is a Pixie Chat? I don't get them anyway, so why would it matter. And I don't want in YOUR pants. You don't know my master plan at all. I wish to get close to you, then at the last second, jump upon Pirate and steal her wallet. Soon after, I will run from your house, pounce upon a horse, and gallop off to the nearest Payless Shoestore. Here, I will purcahse myself some good running shoes, which I will then use to win a 100 metre race worth $100,000. With this prize money, I will then donate $90,000 to Cantr for a better server(s). With the remaining $10,000, I will pay Pirate back, buy a new computer, and purcahse Brandon a blow up doll which he so very much requires.

Love, always and forever,
Anthony Roberts

[Pirate Lass]

Dear Anthony,
You have waaaaay to much time on your hands if you are thinking up such plots. Maybe the PD needs to find another job for you to add to your list.


Lass