The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

[Nalaris]

I saw the purple one in New York last week. He seemed dangerous to the movement, so I had some of my contacts place a watch on him. I'm waiting for their response now, should be here by tommorow.

I was able to find the Yellow one in the following disguise:


He appears to have access to a powerful mech suit and a scientist with poor taste in suits, based on the fact that Schme's suit is different (and therefore better) than that one, mostly because it has six arms whereas Schme's has three.[/img]

[formerly known as hf]

A search party tracing the last known whereabouts of subject codeneame 'The Raving Homo Purple One' came back with some reconaissance details:


The search party, of two men, returned with 40% losses to the group. Funeral details and a foot-sized coffin are currently being arranged.

I considered, briefly, ordering a 24/7 surveillance team to stake-out the location and relay information to HQ.
I thought a tactical strike would be more discreet. I do hope our glorious leader didn't have that C4 cache ear-marked for something more impoartant?

[Pie]

*knock knock* pizza delivery.

[Schme]

Unfortunately, Your Worthiness, we have had little succes thus far, we were able to speak to this man:

However he unfortunately passed away during our..erm.. 'enquiries'.

How very tragic and unexpected.

Please arrange a discreet funereal for the poor fellow. Very discreet. In fact, perhaps his family shouldn't be informed of his passing, to save them the grief.

I'll get the shovels.

On the positive side this man:



This gentleman has been very helpful and seems ready to inform on many people.

Our investigation continues.

Ah, Ronald, the old scallywag!

I remember one time, when I was little, he poisoned a few hundred thousand people and stole billions of dollars, and then tried to sue this guy for libel.

Oh, Ronald and his crazy shannanigans. What crazy schemes will he get up to next...

Please make sure the source is “Properly compensated” once exhausted. Thank you.

I saw the purple one in New York last week. He seemed dangerous to the movement, so I had some of my contacts place a watch on him. I'm waiting for their response now, should be here by tommorow.

Excellent work, Comrade!

I was able to find the Yellow one in the following disguise:


He appears to have access to a powerful mech suit and a scientist with poor taste in suits, based on the fact that Schme's suit is different (and therefore better) than that one, mostly because it has six arms whereas Schme's has three.

Interesting...Ghettofabulous work, Comrade Nalaris.

Please "Take action to control" this individual. I think your instincts are right.

The search party, of two men, returned with 40% losses to the group. Funeral details and a foot-sized coffin are currently being arranged.

Hehehe...Fucking nice.

....I mean, uh, how tragic. Give my regards to the families. Or don't. If you haven't time, don't bother.

I considered, briefly, ordering a 24/7 surveillance team to stake-out the location and relay information to HQ.
I thought a tactical strike would be more discreet. I do hope our glorious leader didn't have that C4 cache ear-marked for something more impoartant?

Oh, you found it! I'd been looking for that. It's a good thing, too. You have to use that stuff before the expiry date, you know. At least, that's what the Lithuanian said.

Excellent work, Comrade.

*knock knock* pizza delivery.

This pizza is cold, and the toppings are wrong. And hey, aren’t you supposed to be Algerian? What the hell’s wrong with you guys? Bring me a new one.


I must say, the Guards and the loyal members of the Party have proven their worth once again. Full kickass work, comrades.

Medals for everyone!

*knock knock* pizza delivery.

Except for you. Bring us some new pizza, and we’ll talk.

[Pie]

...... alright. *goes back to the car and gets a different pizza* this one good?

[Schme]

It's OK. Not great, but not bad.

[Phalynx]

Now go get some tubs of that nice ice cream... and it better not be melted!

[Schme]

Good thinking, comrade.

And Pie, you don't even want to know what happened to the last guy who brought melted ice cream. Don't even ask.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCpT8NbmME

I think this fellow is making fun of me. In need of re-education.

[Pie]

.... I hope i'm going to be payed overtime for this... *goes back to the automatic cooler in his food delivery car frome the pizza, pie, and icecream shop, and yells back, saying* what flavor do you want?

[Phalynx]

What have you got comrade?

[Nalaris]

My contacts inform me that the purple one was killed in an unexplained C4 related accident. I gave them a false lead on who planted them to lure them away from the Party (and towards our perpetually smiling, yellow friend).

Also, my research team (killed by an inexplicably motivated serial killer with a sense of irony, mad hacking skillz, and absolutely no connections to myself whatsoever) has discovered that 79.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[Pie]

I have the three basics, chokolat strawberry and vanilla, and then theres blue bunny stuff, with the penutbutter coverd things, and then ther's coffe, cheescake, and theres also a cinomin flavored one, and that's all i have with me. I also have the materials too make a shake, made of the coffe, some whiped cream stuff, and penutbutter.

[Phalynx]

I wanted Pistachio.... but Chocolate will do.... Comrade Leader Schme?

[Schme]

.... I hope i'm going to be payed overtime for this...

Yeah...We all hope a lot of things, don't we?

My contacts inform me that the purple one was killed in an unexplained C4 related accident. I gave them a false lead on who planted them to lure them away from the Party (and towards our perpetually smiling, yellow friend).

Nice work.

I wonder what the guy's smiling about anyway...He must be plotting something.

Also, my research team (killed by an inexplicably motivated serial killer with a sense of irony, mad hacking skillz, and absolutely no connections to myself whatsoever) has discovered that 79.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Impressive!

Keep it, Comrade Nalaris!

I wanted Pistachio.... but Chocolate will do.... Comrade Leader Schme?

I suppose so, if there's no pistachio. What is pistachio ice cream, anyways? I've heard about it, but I don't think I've ever had it. Is it the green stuff?

Anyways, chocolate's OK.

All this reminds me of Church. You know, with the food and everything?

[Phalynx]

I see Comrade Messiah Shcme.... yes I see... Lord