Favorite Quotes

[Solutions Maximus]

hehe, i came back just in time to see my ancient topic brought back from the dead. Wow

[kronos]

Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Anon

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Murphey

The Golden Rule: The man with the gold makes the rules.

[tiddy ogg]

In a world full of audio visual marvels, may words matter to you and be
full of magic.
Godfrey Smith
[quote="kronos"]Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
[quote]I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
[/quote]
Anon
[quote]Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
[/quote]
Murphey
[quote]The Golden Rule: The man with the gold makes the rules.[/quote][/quote]

[the_antisocial_hermit]

"No lesson seems to be so deeply inculcated by the experience of life as that you should never trust experts. If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome: if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent: if you believe the soldiers, nothing is safe. They all require to have their strong wine diluted by a very large admixture of insipid common sense." -Lord Salisbury writing to Lord Lytton, June 15, 1877

Came across this in a book I was cataloging today. Thought it was interesting. It wouldn't fit on my signature, and I wasn't about to cut down characters by making 'you' into 'u'.

[SekoETC]

NoLessonSoDeeplyIndulged byXperiencOLifeThanNeverTrustXprts.
IfUBlieveDocs,nuthingsWholesome;theologians:ntngInnocent;soldiers:ntngSafe.
TheyAlReqTheirStrWineDilutedByVLrgAdmixtureOInsipidCmnSnse

Cut a few letters and that would make a great password!
Edited for line breaks.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Haha, that's good Seko. But I won't butcher it to put it as my sig. So I found this thread again.

[Money]

My favorite qoute is by lord cutler beckett in pirate of the caribian

Its just good business

also googles motto

Dont be Evil

[trexdino]

You can have the Model T in any color, as long as it is black. - Henry Ford

You plan to make a ship sail against the wind by lighting a bonfire under it's deck? - Napolean

[HoH]

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
H. L. Mencken

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."
J. M. Barrie

"We are all failures at least, all the best of us are. "
J. M. Barrie

"We either live together.... or die alone." -Matthew Fox, Lost.

"It's really too bad a lot of crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes."
J. D. Salinger, Catcher In the Rye

"Here's lookin' at you, Kid." -Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca

"Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching."
-Scott Adams

Last four are my all-time most quoted by me...and that's without all the Mike Birbiglia...I'll post that some other day.

[toon]

"It's like trying to put a sock on a rooster; you can do it, but it ain't gonna be easy." - Unknown

[Leo Luncid]

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick.
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: I just found something funnier than twenty-four.
Patrick: Let me hear it.
SpongeBob: *muffled giggle* Twenty-five.
*both laugh intensely under their hands*

Oh, there's no way I could completely recreate that scene this way. Like any other good scene, it has to be watched in order to enjoy in its full glory. Still, I find it pretty good to mention it here myself.

SpongeBob: Why don't you go home, Patrick? You could play the Under the Rock All Day games!
Patrick: *gasps* Well at least I don't polish my finger nails!
SpongeBob: *same* You take that back!
Patrick: *mockingly* Finger nails, finger nails, finger nails!
SpongeBob: You don't even have finger nails!
Patrick: *hesitates* I cannot believe what I'm hearing!
SpongeBob: How could you hear it!? You don't have ears either!
Patrick: *stammers* Well, uh... Holes! Holes!
SpongeBob: Conehead!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: Pink!
Patrick: *yells in frustration* I'm gonna get in the Fry Cook games and its going to be easy!
SpongeBob: Fine!

Again, another of those scenes, but anyone who've seen it before can recall.

[DELGRAD]

"Say that to my face"
"I said, your a coward and a pisspot. Now what are you gonna do about it?"
"Nothing, I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you."
"Drunks are so cute"

New quote.
"Your welcome on my boat. God ain't"

Those moments on, I loved it.
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My favorite however is my signature.

[Lyd]

My favorite movie quotes:

Mame

"Life is a banquet and most poor sons'-of-bitches are starving to death."


One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Chief Bromden: "Hmmm...Juicy Fruit"


Cannery Row

<Fauna> The stars say that you are gonna be - oh... that you are gonna be President of the United States!

<Mack> I don't believe it.

<Hazel> I don't wanna be no President!

<Fauna> You got no choice; the stars have spoke. You'll just have to go to Washington.

<Hazel> But I don't want to! I don't know nobody there!

<Fauna> I'm sorry, Hazel.

<Hazel> Ain't there any way I can tell 'em I won't do it?

<Fauna> No.

<Hazel>: [sobbing] A thing like this could ruin my whole life!

[Antichrist_Online]

Voltaire (musician)
"What you want is rarely, if ever, what you need..."

[Voltenion]

Homer Simpson: "To Alchool! The cause of AND solution to all our life problems!!"