Yeah that's become the running gag at the table over the past few weeks.
Okay: I have to tell the story!
The dumbass threw a dragon at our 3 member level 2 party, simply because he rolled it up on the dungeon crawl table. Our idiot cleric decides to taunt the Dragon becasue she wanted to test her language skills and took the breath weapon to the chest in the second round. So there is our fighter with his back against the wall, fighting a dragon in a 20 x 20 room (also the result of rolling on a table), my hobbit rogue evading his butt off tickling the dragon with a sling just trying to stay alive, and the box of bandaids laying in the corner melting in a puddle of acid. We're sitting there pissed off and rolling dice with the idiot DM saying, "But that's what I rolled in the book! That's what the book told me to use! The book says you can handle it!"
PUT THE BOOK DOWN!
Three hours later we lucked out and ended up killing it, but the phrase lives on.
"Y-O-U! It's just two extra letters! Come on, people! This is the internet, not a barn!" --Kid President