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PSYCHO PIXIES views on Grelins, Gods and Us:
so, im reading this book by terry pratchett called "small gods" its a fantansy type novel thing about some novice in some religious order who quite suddenly finds a turtle talking to him... the turtle of course says hes a god...... ANYWAY, the first few pages of the book grabbed me because this author thinks like i do. scattered. can you tell that i think scattered? i mean, if you want to know the general method of Pixie thought pattern, just read the first 30 or so pages of this book.
well at some point, this kid and this turtle get the theory that a god exists because people believe it does, and it gets bigger and more powerful because of people thinking it is "all powerful". wow, talk about taking the whole "to think is to create" theory to the max ya know? which of course makes me wonder.... sock gremlins, since i started telling everyone about them... more stuff vanishes and re-appears.... maybe i made them real. scary thought. there i go again.... being scattered.
so going back to the whole small gods thing. some religions believe there are "little gods" in everything. rocks, trees, water, raindrops, dirt, people, the sky, etc..... if this theory is correct, then gods that people revere could have become "big gods" because people belived in them.
but by the same token, we are killing gods by paving roads, cutting down trees or even eating a piece of broccoli. ugg..... i would hate to be a god of a broccoli bush. i mean, can you imagine? a world of green, and talk about broccoli farts. ack... scattered thoughts. must drag myself back. and if we are killing gods, does that make us stronger then those gods????? aw shit, now im in trouble because i have just said "heretical" things in the eyes of probly 50+ religions. ((please note that i really am just rambling, i really dont think i can make or break a god... i swear))
did any of that make any sense whatsoever? because it is just a random Pixie ramble.....
>>>> oh! disclaimer. the ideas and views expressed in this post are not in any way shape or form ment to represent the writers religious belief system. it is not intended to change any readers viewpoint nor is it intended as "propaganda" in the writers recent "cult" of sock gremlins worrshippers. and in fact, this cult does not even exist...YET<<<<
happy gremlin hunting!
Tha Psycho Pixie
ps: Gremlins do exist, and in fact people around the world are combating them as you read this. The tooth fairy exists too, but he isnt as nice as people think he is... And the easter bunny Really does lay eggs.
so, im reading this book by terry pratchett called "small gods" its a fantansy type novel thing about some novice in some religious order who quite suddenly finds a turtle talking to him... the turtle of course says hes a god...... ANYWAY, the first few pages of the book grabbed me because this author thinks like i do. scattered. can you tell that i think scattered? i mean, if you want to know the general method of Pixie thought pattern, just read the first 30 or so pages of this book.
well at some point, this kid and this turtle get the theory that a god exists because people believe it does, and it gets bigger and more powerful because of people thinking it is "all powerful". wow, talk about taking the whole "to think is to create" theory to the max ya know? which of course makes me wonder.... sock gremlins, since i started telling everyone about them... more stuff vanishes and re-appears.... maybe i made them real. scary thought. there i go again.... being scattered.
so going back to the whole small gods thing. some religions believe there are "little gods" in everything. rocks, trees, water, raindrops, dirt, people, the sky, etc..... if this theory is correct, then gods that people revere could have become "big gods" because people belived in them.
but by the same token, we are killing gods by paving roads, cutting down trees or even eating a piece of broccoli. ugg..... i would hate to be a god of a broccoli bush. i mean, can you imagine? a world of green, and talk about broccoli farts. ack... scattered thoughts. must drag myself back. and if we are killing gods, does that make us stronger then those gods????? aw shit, now im in trouble because i have just said "heretical" things in the eyes of probly 50+ religions. ((please note that i really am just rambling, i really dont think i can make or break a god... i swear))
did any of that make any sense whatsoever? because it is just a random Pixie ramble.....
>>>> oh! disclaimer. the ideas and views expressed in this post are not in any way shape or form ment to represent the writers religious belief system. it is not intended to change any readers viewpoint nor is it intended as "propaganda" in the writers recent "cult" of sock gremlins worrshippers. and in fact, this cult does not even exist...YET<<<<
happy gremlin hunting!
Tha Psycho Pixie
ps: Gremlins do exist, and in fact people around the world are combating them as you read this. The tooth fairy exists too, but he isnt as nice as people think he is... And the easter bunny Really does lay eggs.
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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The Hunter
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Small Gods. IMHO the best book in the discworld series.
And by reading the book "hogswatch night" You''l discover that sock gremlins indeed exist and so does the tooth fairy.
Or how about the "OH God"? The god of hangovers.
Cmon ppl... Read the books by terry pratchett. The Discworld books ROCKS!
Oh... and do not forget who the messenger of the gods is... Forget Hermes, the messenger of the gods is called " Fedecks".
And by reading the book "hogswatch night" You''l discover that sock gremlins indeed exist and so does the tooth fairy.
Or how about the "OH God"? The god of hangovers.
Cmon ppl... Read the books by terry pratchett. The Discworld books ROCKS!
Oh... and do not forget who the messenger of the gods is... Forget Hermes, the messenger of the gods is called " Fedecks".
Life is fun. Play naked with Psycho-Pixie.
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"Our enemies are resourceful and innovative".
"and so are we..."
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and people"
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I love Small Gods. The Disk World series in general is great. Basically it's what you get when you take the fantasy genre and interpret it a bit too literally and a bit too logically. Extremely funny. Terry Pratchett is awesome.
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Psycho Pixie wrote:Gremlins do exist, and in fact people around the world are combating them as you read this. The tooth fairy exists too, but he isnt as nice as people think he is... And the easter bunny Really does lay eggs.
Are you...sure you aren't writing this from a straight jacket? XD In an insane asylum? LOL
Just kidding.
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Wait Kroner. Maybe they are inverted twins. Like, when they were born they looked identical and thingnumber2 was inverted or something freaky like that....it makes sense! well not really, but still! I don't think it's fair to hurt someone because they happen to look like thingnumber2. That's discrimination! 
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