QueenofBlades wrote:Kay, deviating from philosophy real quick: ....
Thank you. I do feel slightly guilty for laughing at....wait, no I don't. I really needed the laugh tonight. Thanks.
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SumBum wrote:Caesar wrote:Thought:
"Did I make myself public enemy #1?"
Sorry to disappoint, but not with me. I like spiders, too.
Why did you have to come spoil my fun?!
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SumBum wrote:Caesar wrote:SumBum wrote:Caesar wrote:Thought:
"Did I make myself public enemy #1?"
Sorry to disappoint, but not with me. I like spiders, too.
Why did you have to come spoil my fun?!
Sorry.... Um, I hate spiders and you are evil?
That better?
Good. Now please continue hating me.
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Once there was a big fat nasty spider right in front of my room's window. It made a giant web, seemly overnight. I didn't had conversations with it though. It was a way weird nasty spider. It disappeared though, maybe noticed that the neighbour (me) wasn't much receptive. Worse, he looked weird at her holding a can of bug spray. I was looking for a photo of it, but I only got more nasty spiders. Ack, watch out for those (with a flamegun).
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Wiro: If Sibling did as she has threatened I would not hold it any more or worse then any other form of death. Death in this family is just death, there is no ceremony to it as that is for the living to make amends to a corpse for the bad things they had done to the actual living person. We do not believe people should have that chance.
BUT SPIDERS ARE FUN!
Florida has really cool and RATHER BIG Wolf Spiders about EVERYWHERE! They are SO COOL! They are rather timid if you generally leave'em be but some will let you feed or even pet them!
(I would suggest against it though because it becomes habit forming for the spider)
They like dark warm places so chill in sheds, attics and the house when the AC is off and the windows open on a nice summer night. They are night hunters, eating NASTY bugs and even other spiders.
If not for my mother and her arachnophobia there would be a FEW (At least 3) in this house free to be about until they ate each other and only the SUPER SPIDER REMAINED... WELL, if I didn't have pets too.
Wolf Spiders are "guilty" of attacking house pets, you see. The spider isn't poisonous or anything but they have GIANT FANGS which cause some SERIOUS DAMAGE, especially sense they bite more then once. House pets are stupid and more curious then natural animals so they see a big fuzzy thing on the ground and go up and give it a sniff. Then you hear a yelp or yowl, respectively, and see that they have giant gashes, plural, on their face when you go to see what is the matter. The spider, however, is not that aggressive unless hunting/protecting young/trying to mate/etc. BUT you'll only see a Wolf Spider, mostly, when it is trying to find a meal. (They don't spin webs and are a form of tarantula.)
BUT SPIDERS ARE FUN!
Florida has really cool and RATHER BIG Wolf Spiders about EVERYWHERE! They are SO COOL! They are rather timid if you generally leave'em be but some will let you feed or even pet them!
(I would suggest against it though because it becomes habit forming for the spider)
They like dark warm places so chill in sheds, attics and the house when the AC is off and the windows open on a nice summer night. They are night hunters, eating NASTY bugs and even other spiders.
If not for my mother and her arachnophobia there would be a FEW (At least 3) in this house free to be about until they ate each other and only the SUPER SPIDER REMAINED... WELL, if I didn't have pets too.
Wolf Spiders are "guilty" of attacking house pets, you see. The spider isn't poisonous or anything but they have GIANT FANGS which cause some SERIOUS DAMAGE, especially sense they bite more then once. House pets are stupid and more curious then natural animals so they see a big fuzzy thing on the ground and go up and give it a sniff. Then you hear a yelp or yowl, respectively, and see that they have giant gashes, plural, on their face when you go to see what is the matter. The spider, however, is not that aggressive unless hunting/protecting young/trying to mate/etc. BUT you'll only see a Wolf Spider, mostly, when it is trying to find a meal. (They don't spin webs and are a form of tarantula.)
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The one that I saw was kinda like this one. Only far less colossaly big and evil.
Btw this little nature's evil bitch is from Australia. (Well, of course. A gigantic evil spider could only come from two places, either Australia or South America. Seriously, what was God thinking when he thought about Platypuses and Anacondas? I thought God hated snakes!)
Btw this little nature's evil bitch is from Australia. (Well, of course. A gigantic evil spider could only come from two places, either Australia or South America. Seriously, what was God thinking when he thought about Platypuses and Anacondas? I thought God hated snakes!)
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Reasons I don't like spiders and bugs in general:
They are nasty sneaky things! They don't even have the courtesy to you let you know you're dying until you're dead, they lay eggs in you, and they creep under your flesh for nefarious purposes.
I once found a termite under the skin in my wrist, on that really soft white part near where the big blue vein is there? It was dead, thank Goddess, but it had wedged itself in so tight I had to cut it free.
Weird bit was I never noticed it going in, just saw it after it was in and dead. Through my skin. Ickles.
They've also a nasty habit of crawling to the bath and the toilet and trying to sneak into your naughty bits, I don't know why, but I do not want to birth spiders thankyouverymuch. Spider rape?
They make that nasty crunching sound when they go deadies, which makes me want to retch every time, as their last sort of vengeful 'Fuck you' at their murderers. And don't even get me start on bees and wasps.
So, though there are a lot more reasons, I tire, and those are the general ones that incite a violent ire in me that leaves me running for whatever poisonous household chemical or cleaner is closest, because of course we never have RAID to protect ourselves with, that is designed to kill the little nasties, that would be too logical, so if you'll excuse me, I now have to go squirt windex on a wasp in the living room window and heap shaving cream on a spider before he gets away behind the toilet (and yes, though they are alliterations they are both absolutely true examples of some dire situations I've been in).
Also, biggest run-on sentence ever. :]]
They are nasty sneaky things! They don't even have the courtesy to you let you know you're dying until you're dead, they lay eggs in you, and they creep under your flesh for nefarious purposes.
I once found a termite under the skin in my wrist, on that really soft white part near where the big blue vein is there? It was dead, thank Goddess, but it had wedged itself in so tight I had to cut it free.
Weird bit was I never noticed it going in, just saw it after it was in and dead. Through my skin. Ickles.
They've also a nasty habit of crawling to the bath and the toilet and trying to sneak into your naughty bits, I don't know why, but I do not want to birth spiders thankyouverymuch. Spider rape?
They make that nasty crunching sound when they go deadies, which makes me want to retch every time, as their last sort of vengeful 'Fuck you' at their murderers. And don't even get me start on bees and wasps.
So, though there are a lot more reasons, I tire, and those are the general ones that incite a violent ire in me that leaves me running for whatever poisonous household chemical or cleaner is closest, because of course we never have RAID to protect ourselves with, that is designed to kill the little nasties, that would be too logical, so if you'll excuse me, I now have to go squirt windex on a wasp in the living room window and heap shaving cream on a spider before he gets away behind the toilet (and yes, though they are alliterations they are both absolutely true examples of some dire situations I've been in).
Also, biggest run-on sentence ever. :]]
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