*is bored*

[west]

Chris, I think you mean Eh! Steve. Or Eh! Steven, when he's being suave.

[Meh]

Jonny Cash - the original country goth singer

[Meh]

A topic change? Always happy to make a change!

*drumroll*

TOPIC CHANGE!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you were somehow teleported into Times Square without any money, identification, or clothes?

Better late the never. Couldn't think of one the first day but I thought about it later.

Every problem has a simple solution.

Answer: "Ask what year it is and let the rest of the day take care of itself"

[new.vogue.nightmare]

Well, *takes over for Sho*

TOPIC CHANGE!!!

Ushuu miyakishu dre ffindashi, Grevvashtu kui Mexixuonak devronla? Mitturakunai, tse Ruikovru?

[Meh]

ְרֵאשִית בָּרָא אֱלֹהִים אֵת הַשָּמַיִם
וְאֵת הָאָרֶץ

[new.vogue.nightmare]

Hey, no reason to get all Hebrew on me now. XD

[Báng]

Ooga Booga...click click...b'geooo...opp

Tá maith shuile gorm agús tá mo chuidge gruaige dúbh.

[new.vogue.nightmare]

*beats up accented letters*

[David]

Good God. I just reset my modem and I tested my bandwidth which is now up to 3.2 Megabits...

[Meh]

Hey, no reason to get all Hebrew on me now. XD

This is the Hebrew translation:

:ץראה תאו םימשה תא םיהלא ארב תישארב

That was aramaic in the other one. (Python remember)

[new.vogue.nightmare]

Speaking of incomprehensible, here's one of the google ads on Cantr:

English Translation
Learn to read and write English. Find out more today

Now, if you had any use for that ad, how would you know?

[Meh]

English translation.

IN THE beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

*watches your eyes burn* Mwah.

[new.vogue.nightmare]

*removes contact lenses and utilizes eyedrops*

All betta

[grayjaket]

I'm gonna sing the doom song now....doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
Are you done yet?!?!?!
Doom doom doom, THE END! ooh whats that?

[Sho]

Ae Adar nín i vi Menel
no aer i eneth lín
tolo i arnad lín
caro den i innas lin
bo Ceven sui vi Menel.
Anno ammen sír i mbas ilaurui vín
ar díheno ammen i úgerth vin
sui mín i gohenam di ai gerir úgerth ammen.