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Postby Psycho Pixie » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:48 pm

thingnumber2 wrote:can gremlins raise one eyebrow at a time? I can't...


yes, they have much facial movent capability. much like us humans. but their eyebrows are much bushier and blend with the rest of their facial and head hair. their "eyebrows" are actually just where their hair on their head starts. and the edge of the eye, where the eyebrow stops, is where the sideburns and cheek/chin hair begins.

a favorite expression for gremlins is the wrinkling of their nose, with the eyebrows raised.... its their look of "really? i dont believe you!!!"

you try that one.. its a bitch and a half. wrinkling your nose automatically makes the eyebrows go down. so wrinkle the nose, then lift the eyebrows... very difficult.
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Postby David » Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:26 pm

Again, not for me. I can do that easily. :) Genetics.
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Postby grayjaket » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:28 am

I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS! I think...can you draw us a picture of a gremlin? Or take a picture of one?
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:32 am

Jake wrote:I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS! I think...can you draw us a picture of a gremlin? Or take a picture of one?


i draw horribly and the gremlins are shy. sorry, no pics available .

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Postby thingnumber2 » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:38 am

Can gremlins put their feet on top of their heads? I can't...
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:44 am

thingnumber2 wrote:Can gremlins put their feet on top of their heads? I can't...


uhhh.... thats something i assume they do in privacy... maybe its a part of their courtship ritual. because i heard a few jokes about feet behind their heads so the man can play rough....

oh, thats not appropriate... *blushing*


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Postby grayjaket » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:23 am

Psycho Pixie wrote:i draw horribly and the gremlins are shy. sorry, no pics available .

PsPi


Can't you get someone else to draw it? Or sneak a camera?
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:30 am

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

another forum list put out more pages then me!!!!!!!!!


*Panics and runs in circles with terror*


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Postby grayjaket » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:38 am

Oh would that be *is bored*? MUHAHAHAHHAAH
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:23 pm

the gremlins attacked my room. i guess they were bored. I came home from work and my clothes were everywhere. clean clothes mixed with dirty clothes. shower towels on the bed, dirty socks on my dresser....


Gods, they love their little pranks.


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Postby Psycho Pixie » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:14 pm

The topic is ressurected.....

Gremlinologist "Tonka truck" massing, made a blazingly hilarious discovery today of a new species of gremlin. Since it had been heatedly debated recently that all species and breeds had been discovered. Tonka's new find has stunned the gremlinology social circles.

The new gremlin, common name "christmas gremlin" makes its mark in human society by moving any unwrapped christmas presents it can find. It takes them from their hideing places and relocates them to a totally different area. Apparently it does this for the sheer pleasure of watching humans tear the home apart looking for the $1000.00 diamond earrings... Or just the toy that you got at Big Lots. It also apparently takes delight is moving christmas decorations to different parts of the storage facility, opening boxes so that mice can get in and chew up ornaments and decorations, and in general wreeking havoc upon any and all holiday items.

There is some speculation as to weather or not this is the same gremlin that eats,steals or breaks the easter eggs. Scientists also see possible links to the Turkey gremlin and the candy gremlin.

Is this a separate gremlin? Or is one type of gremlin responsible for ALL the holiday disasters? Further investigation is required.

Psycho Pixie reporting.
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:12 pm

There is a pen gremlin at my work. We think it is useing glue and creating little pen log cabins. I bet the price for the pen houses is nice and high because its a pet store and that means lots of food laying around to steal.
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:20 am

Revive topic... not really, but I didn't want to hunt it down while researching for the book...



Muuuuwaaaaaaaaah

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Postby Phalynx » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:30 am

WIcked thread - way too funny!
R.I.P:
Blake Stone, Jizz Bucket, Patterson Queasley, Billy Sherwood, Chavlet D'Arcy, Johnson.
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:38 am

Don't go stealin' my idea's now... I really am writing the book.

HEHEHE.

don't mind me really.

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