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*loud velociraptor screech* Whyyyyyyyy???!

*velociraptor mating call*

*answers the mating call with a response* Joo, you just had to didn't you?

*Dumps the carcass of a small mammal in front of Shedevil and struts back and forth, screeching enticingly:* Eeeee! Eeeee! Eeeee!

*sniffs the carcass without any interest before screeching loudly at Joo*

*Glares at Shedevil, then snatches the offering up in his mouth and stalks away with a derisive swish of the tail that seems to say: "like I was interested, anyway!"*

*as he turns away she launches onto his back with a nip to his neck, as if saying 'No, come back'*

*Turns his head hesitantly back to Shedevil, letting the kill fall to the ground. Drawing in a breath, her reptilian musk overpowers his tiny theropod brain, and he emits a low growling screech. He turns further towards her and nibbles at the ruff of feathers on her neck, then runs his serrated teeth softly against her flesh without quite piercing it.*

*lets out a congratulatory screech toward the new couple in a way that suggests that she thinks very politically incorrect things about their babies*

*the loud screeching returns, this time sounding like he's in pure agony.*

*The satellite bumps gently into its mother planet, denting her surface and sending shock waves into the core of the land. Fire and ashes spread, and most of the velociraptor race is squished completely. As the satellite departs gracefully to resume orbit, she distributes a generous scattering of harmful bacteria as if to say "get a room"*

*a benevolent god protected two specific velociraptors, smiling softly*

*the loud screeching is gone now, finally put out of his misery, the velociraptor can rest in peace*

I just have to say, Joo. You rock. Lol

Just because I'm feeling in a good mood. I'm making you all lose the game.

Also, my velociraptor lived! So ha!