Funny OOC Player Quotes

[the_antisocial_hermit]

<Randi> and I've been told she's fiesty LOL
<Randi> which is prob right...
<Hermitess> hehe
<Hermitess> yea, or she wouldn't chuck potatoes at sleeping people
<Hermitess> or force people to try new things despite their fears
* Hermitess giggles
<Randi> Of getting his potatos soggy....good grief!!! O_O
<Randi> lol
<Hellzon> "getting his potatos soggy" <-- Is that what you kids call it these days?
<Randi> LMAO
<Randi> lol
<Randi> noooo
<Hermitess> rofl
<Randi> He doesn't want to swim cause it will get his potatos soggy LMAO

[Cookie]

<MJ> watup
* Shell-Shell stays quiet
<MJ> ???????
<Shell-Shell> im already in trouble...dont want to make it worse now do I
<Shell-Shell> but Hello!
<Shell-Shell> ^^
<Shell-Shell> me Shell-Shell
<MJ> Why are you in trouble?
<Shell-Shell> dont even want to go there
<MJ> Please...
<MJ> I hear your pain
<Shell-Shell> really.....
* Shell-Shell listens
<Shell-Shell> cause I cant
<MJ> of course
<Shell-Shell> me sorry about your friend
<MJ> oh, Jack?
<Shell-Shell> me knows what its like to lose a friend
<Shell-Shell> just ask Trae
<Shell-Shell> she knows what Im talking about
<MJ> Yeh
* Trae nods
* Shell-Shell starts to cry
<Shell-Shell> I miss him
<Shell-Shell> im sorry
* Shell-Shell calms down
<MJ> They hadto cut me from the car
<Shell-Shell> is it my fault though
<Shell-Shell> me sorry
*** Mylon has joined #cantr
<Shell-Shell> me real sorry
<MJ> it was fairly horific
<Mylon> So... How does one make rope?
<Shell-Shell> im sorry about your friend
<Shell-Shell> and I dont know how to make rope
<MJ> thank you
<Shell-Shell> just think about the good times
<MJ> i will
<Shell-Shell> I know it hurts but....
<Shell-Shell> hey
<Shell-Shell> what my dad tells me when I lost my friend
<MJ> its ok though
<MJ> show must go on
<Shell-Shell> "get over it and move on..."
<Shell-Shell> then started listening to depressing music
<Shell-Shell> and well....
<MJ> besides i have somebody now
<Shell-Shell> heyt
<Shell-Shell> ????
* Shell-Shell lost
* Shell-Shell really confused
<MJ> to help me through it
<MJ> my girlfreind i mean
<Shell-Shell> oh.....thats good
<MJ> her names gill
<Shell-Shell> I had no one when my grandmother died
<Shell-Shell> nice name
<MJ> yeh thats what i said
* Shell-Shell holds out hand
<Shell-Shell> me Shell-Shell
* Shell-Shell gives MJ a hug
<Shell-Shell> it be ok
<MJ> ok
<Shell-Shell> sorries
<MJ> no wories
<Shell-Shell> okes
* Shell-Shell lets go
<MJ> at least we survived the radiation poisining
<Shell-Shell> ....WHAT! 0.0
* Shell-Shell suprised
<MJ> from the nuke in the trunk
<Shell-Shell> ??????
<MJ> the one jack put in there
<MJ> ...jack bauer
<MJ> my freind
<Shell-Shell> what the heck were you doing with a nuke!?
<MJ> transporting it
<Shell-Shell> to where... and why
<MJ> the airport
<MJ> jack was in the military
<Shell-Shell> oh....well that explains alot
<MJ> yeh, we were catching a plane to iran
<Shell-Shell> you in the military too??
<MJ> no, i was going out there as his freind
<MJ> we were going to start the war
* Shell-Shell peaks out
<Shell-Shell> war on what
<MJ> iran
<Shell-Shell> oh...im sorry
<MJ> ok thats understandable
<Shell-Shell> im really sorry
***MJ is know known as Cookie
<Cookie>Well that was fun
<Shell-Shell> I feel like a dork
<Cookie> yeh i would if i were you

[SekoETC]

XD Had to read a second time before catching what's going on. And that "how does one make rope" in the middle of a touching car accident story is funny in it's randomness.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

<Randi> you're potato guy is as bad as her lol
<Hermitess> lmao
<Hermitess> no, he just doesn't feel like a man
<Hermitess> lmao
<Randi> it's terrible. lol
<Randi>
<Randi> awwwww
<Hermitess> on top of the being paranoid
<Randi> hehe....that can be fixed you know.
<Hermitess> hey!
<Randi> LMAO
<Hermitess> leave his soggy potatoes alone!
<Randi> LOL
<Randi> well it could...
<Randi> lol
<Hermitess> lol

[west]

So I'm posting myself. Big deal. Someone needs to bring the funny.

nitefyre: And about to leave for Thailand tomorrow mornin'.
nitefyre: At least I got my vacation cash in before hand.
west: my goodness
west: that should be fun
nitefyre: Yeha, I think so
west: a word of advice: most of the prostitutes are apparently men masquerading as women
nitefyre: I'll keep that in mind
west: so it's like cantr, basically

[nitefyre]

Yeah, Bangkok.

[Nixit]

So I'm posting myself. Big deal. Someone needs to bring the funny.

nitefyre: And about to leave for Thailand tomorrow mornin'.
nitefyre: At least I got my vacation cash in before hand.
west: my goodness
west: that should be fun
nitefyre: Yeha, I think so
west: a word of advice: most of the prostitutes are apparently men masquerading as women
nitefyre: I'll keep that in mind
west: so it's like cantr, basically

That end caught me off guard I almost spit out my gatorade.

[Dee]

LOL

[Sunni Daez]

[Mafia Salad]

That end caught me off guard I almost spit out my gatorade.

Gatorade always struck me as a drink for the ever active lifestyle of the net addict. I could just see their next commercial.

It starts off with a profile of fingers furiously typing away on a silver keyboard, set to a pure black background. A pounding heartbeat is heard as the camera switches to close-ups of little green droplets of sweat developing on knuckles and temples of this avid typist. Cue the pounding techno music.

The camera starts jumping between four different rooms, each a single bright color with nothing but a matching desk, chair and computer as well as a user in each of them. Close-ups on furrowed brows, gritting teeth and hands rapidly working keyboards, mouses and joysticks. All covered in drops of Gatorade sweat that contrasts the color of the room their in.

The person in the black room takes a break from the action, and flips his face to the sky as he squeezes half of an upside down bottle of the Gatorade into his mouth.

He then takes control of the mysterious game they are playing to the dismay of the other three people. Punches his sweat covered fist into the air in a sign of victory. While the other three people show their frustration or disappointment. Cut to the Gatorade logo and "is it in you" catchphrase. Then it finishes off with one of the losers punching his monitor off of the desk.

[Nixit]

Nice.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

<Anti> Why do I have an urge to put Peanut in a catapult?
<wichita> It would be funny

* Maelstrom is now known as Mael|Lab
<Under_Priest_Peanut> Hey LOSER!
<Under_Priest_Peanut> I win.
* wichita points and laughs
<Under_Priest_Peanut> hahahahahaha!
<Hermitess> lol
<wichita> And people say we are rude and don't have a life here
<wichita> sheesh
<Hermitess> we are and we don't?
<Hermitess>
<Under_Priest_Peanut> wichita you're rude and don't have a life here!
<wichita> hmm
<Hermitess> lol
<wichita> Well, when you are right, you're right
<Under_Priest_Peanut> And when I'm wrong, I'm still right!
<wichita> You should post on the forum more often then
<wichita> You would fit in
<Under_Priest_Peanut> Nah.
<wichita> I think you made Maelstrom cry
<Under_Priest_Peanut> Aww.
<Under_Priest_Peanut> Does little Maelstrom need a big hug?
<wichita> heh
<Under_Priest_Peanut> </moo>
<Under_Priest_Peanut> j.k
<wichita> Alright, alright, simmer down everyone!
<wichita> No need to be shouting
<Under_Priest_Peanut> Hmm.
<Under_Priest_Peanut> I think I might be having mood swings.

[Peanut]

Objection, I concur!

[the_antisocial_hermit]

<Hermitess> ack, need to take my medicine >.<
<Maelstrom> or else...?
<Maelstrom> lycanthropy...
<Maelstrom>
<Shay> go take it Hermi
* Hermitess is going to take it
<Hermitess> and no, I'm not a werewolf
<Nixit> take it goood
* Hermitess had to get something to drink to take it
<BlackCanyon> No... it keeps her becoming this wild nymphomaniac...
<Hermitess> <.<
<Hermitess> shhh!
<Hermitess> lol
<BlackCanyon>

[Nixit]

<Hermitess> ack, need to take my medicine >.<
<Maelstrom> or else...?
<Maelstrom> lycanthropy...
<Maelstrom>
<Shay> go take it Hermi
* Hermitess is going to take it
<Hermitess> and no, I'm not a werewolf
<Nixit> take it goood
* Hermitess had to get something to drink to take it
<BlackCanyon> No... it keeps her becoming this wild nymphomaniac...
<Hermitess> <.<
<Hermitess> shhh!
<Hermitess> lol
<BlackCanyon>

I've been in an OOC Funny Player Quote even though mine wasn't really relavent to the main funniness. Awesome.