Dear So-and-so:

[Anthony Roberts]

Dear Pixie,

No, dear.

Love,
Anthony Roberts

[kroner]

dear male cantr players and forum goers,
if you are so insucure that you would grovel at pixie's feet for fear of her classifying you as a boy, then indeed, you are quite immature.
thank you.
this has been a public service announcement sponsored by kroner.

[Anthony Roberts]

Dear Kroner,

It seems you've yet to have been blessed by Pixie's beauty. I pity you. Any sane man would love to grovel on his knees before the magnificent Pixie, it's what men do.

Your fellow male,
Anthony Roberts

[kroner]

well, it is true, i've never seen her, so i guess you could be right. but then again, groveling isn't usually an effective tool to gain people's respect, even hot girls.

[Anthony Roberts]

I already hold her respect and love.

(Psst: Pixie! Back me up here.)

[JJ]

LOL oh my god.... Im not insecure about being called a boy. i actually have servral nicknames, jackass, dumbass, brainless child, prostitute boy XD and hoochie mama! =P

and as for pixie...no...i personaly wouldnt grovel at her feet =P im not an easy over raging hormoned male poor anthony....having to resort to groveling XD

[Mavsfan911]

Dear Lass,
I recently ate at a restaurant, and was waited on by someone who looked EXACTLY LIKE YOU. Serious.
Mavsfan

[1959 Apache]

Dear Kroner,

It seems you've yet to have been blessed by Pixie's beauty. I pity you. Any sane man would love to grovel on his knees before the magnificent Pixie, it's what men do.

Your fellow male,
Anthony Roberts

Being specifically singled out as a man by Pixie, *pounds chest repeatedly and grunts* I can tell you that there is no grovel in this man. Further proof of your boyhood, believing that groveling adds to the making of a man. I was once married to a beautiful woman. Not once did I resort to groveling. If I had, I'd still be divorced today, but with a little less manliness about me.

[Pirate Lass]

Dears Mavsfan....

Oh, so you found my doppleganger then? I hope it was a decent resturant and she didn't do strange things to your food.

Regards,
Lass

[Mavsfan911]

Lass,
The whole meal tasted like Spaghetti O's. But, fancy Spaghetti O's of course.
Mavsfan

[west]

Dear all:
quit posting and play more cantr.
sincerely
west

[Mavsfan911]

Dear West,
You started this topic in the first place. A monster, you've created.
Sincerely,
Mavsfan

[west]

Dear mavsfan:
What we're doing now is acceptable, because it's the topic of the thread. Arguing over who's manlier for the benefit of Pixie is not the point.
Sincerely
west

my post count beat up your honor student

[Mavsfan911]

Dear West,
That is true. I have nothing more to say.
Sincerely,
Mavsfan

[Pirog]

Dear diary,

I would say that people groveling for a person they only know by the web can in no ways be called men