Funny OOC Player Quotes

[Cheshierekat]

Yes, it's George. *big grin* I found him, and now he goes everywhere with me. I even have him all over my myspace. Isn't he just the best little bear ever? Don't you just want to spank him?

[jeslange]

P1: (I'm) like a dog?
P1: I dunno the saying; but A dog will have his tail in his ass, trying to fetch and stuff to go please the master; but a cat, just doesn't follow "commands"
P2: I don't think of you as being like a dog
P1: Something for comparison's sake.
P2: a dog

[Mavsfan911]

czneddie: What's cracklin
mountain_lion05: nothin at all... bored as hell
czneddie: Ah
czneddie: Hell's boring?
czneddie: News to me.
mountain_lion05: yeah
mountain_lion05: and hot
czneddie: Any hot chicks?
mountain_lion05: smoking hot...hot hot hot hot, burning hot chicks
czneddie: Awesome
mountain_lion05: they're on fire
czneddie: LETS GO TO HELL
czneddie: Hott damn
mountain_lion05: im goin to hell, whos goin with me?
czneddie: ME
czneddie: Damnit
czneddie: Lets crash
mountain_lion05: yeah, and BURN!
czneddie: HOOOOO YEAH
czneddie: We'll rock it.
mountain_lion05: a one way ticket
mountain_lion05: to HELL
mountain_lion05: *cough*
czneddie: Nah man, we'll hitch back
mountain_lion05: i wonder if hitchhiking is allowed in hell?
czneddie: Dude its hell.
czneddie: And Satan is my pal.
mountain_lion05: hey
mountain_lion05: thats a good motto
mountain_lion05: Satan can be fun.
czneddie: YES
czneddie: Share his chciks
mountain_lion05: Satan can be fun. Share his chicks. No dicks, please.

[nitefyre]

Jon (4:18:34 PM): Shut up, bitch.
Anthony (4:18:45 PM): I was told to shut up. I'm not talking
Jon (4:19:10 PM): You comply to being called bitch? Sweet.
Anthony (4:19:13 PM): ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-
Jon (4:19:21 PM): Bitch, don't say anything.
Jon (4:10:37 PM): Very good, bitch.
Jon (4:21:09 PM): Ok, later, my bizatch.

Hoah *whips his bitch*

[trage]

Oh my gosh Jon can say bitch! Who cares......

[kroner]

Jon (4:18:34 PM): Shut up, bitch.
Anthony (4:18:45 PM): I was told to shut up. I'm not talking
Jon (4:19:10 PM): You comply to being called bitch? Sweet.
Anthony (4:19:13 PM): ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-
Jon (4:19:21 PM): Bitch, don't say anything.
Jon (4:10:37 PM): Very good, bitch.
Jon (4:21:09 PM): Ok, later, my bizatch.

Hoah *whips his bitch*

"Shut up" is in the command form, which is implicitly directed at the listener (Anthony). Acknowledgement of this fact has nothing to do with the names you tack on at the end and is not necessarily acknowledgement of those names.

[nitefyre]

Oh wait I forgot, due to all the crap posted here, that funny had to be part of the requirements. Woops. So I don't think my post counts, so why are you even responding to it?

So nevermind the post.

[SekoETC]

Since I never get anything quoted I gotta do it myself... Though actually nitefyre said the funny stuff in here... but I know some friggin funny stuff too!!!

czneddie: Your name's too hard to pronounce so I just say Seko, ok?
czneddie:
okarrdess: It's Eel-on-uh. Except that the vovels are short.
okarrdess: LOL my name is creepy!
czneddie: But...but that's Tj's name.
czneddie: Creepyguyinblack
okarrdess: I was all huh for a second.
czneddie: How do you spell it?
czneddie: Illona?
okarrdess: *frown* Ilona. One L.
czneddie: I was so close
czneddie: I deserv a cookie
okarrdess: Hey, I remember how your name is written, where's my cookie huh?!
czneddie: You stole all the cookies from the cookie jar though.
okarrdess: LOL though three letters ain't so tough.
czneddie: Isnt it like 5?
czneddie: I-L-O-N-A
okarrdess: Silly, I meant your's!!!!
czneddie: Oh you mean Jon
czneddie: gfifajdsf;d *hits self*
okarrdess: LMAO

[SekoETC]

Having my own fun again... Sudden inspiration to make some ASCII art with a story, duration 15 minutes.

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okarrdess: ><> <><
okarrdess: Kissing fishies....
okarrdess: ...><> -Hi      <><
Wichita : lol
okarrdess:     ><> ....  Umm... hi. - <><
okarrdess:     .......><> - I thinks you cute.  <><
okarrdess:   ><>     uh..- <
okarrdess: Hmm fishie vanished... lol that wasn't... expected!
okarrdess:       ><> -???
okarrdess:      <>< ,,,
okarrdess:    ><o> ;;;
okarrdess: >     ??.....><>
okarrdess: .... ><:D> ><OO>
Wichita : lol
okarrdess: ><>><> -YOWZOR!
okarrdess: *snickers* - <><......<o;;;><
okarrdess: Teehee...
Wichita : Great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish!
okarrdess: :lol:
okarrdess: Oh it was just biting his tail... But now he'll get very interested
okarrdess: Then they go all..
okarrdess: ...................<<<<<><<<..........
okarrdess: *insert fish porn here*
okarrdess: Oh right, they don't do that.
okarrdess: I forgot.
Wichita : =))
Wichita : do what? oh
Wichita : Fish porn would be a lot like people porn, just more cum shots!
okarrdess: It's more like... <><--...:':..;;.:':.;;;..:..
Wichita : Belgian Bukake fish.
okarrdess: <><.... .::..;..::<><;;.;:.:
okarrdess: lol
Wichita : What's that all the eggs and sperm shooting out of them?
okarrdess: ><>.... .::..;..::<><;=--.;:.:
Wichita : =)) You're killing me, Seko.
Wichita : You so carzy, Seko!
Wichita : Or crazy...you so crazy, Seko.
okarrdess: Actually...... I gots a real name you know? Seeks is just a character.
Wichita : Seko is seko. :)
okarrdess: Yay very.
Wichita : I know.
okarrdess: But I think it's about time you started calling me Ilona.
Wichita : We've only referred to each other by nicknames though.
okarrdess: Yyeah....
Wichita : Okay.  Hello there Ilona. :)
okarrdess: Hi. You're Josh then?
Wichita : Yup.
okarrdess: Hi Josh :) Nice to meet yoo
Wichita : Joyous Orgasms for Sexual Healing.
okarrdess: :lol:
okarrdess: Oookih now I'm suddenly very seko


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[Nick]

So this topic is excepted from forum rules, I assume?
Like... no swearing? Family friendly?
Should I just shut up? Does anyone even care about this anymore?

[Dee]

No, Nick, bring it on. I'm not being sarcastic. I think Seko has been warned enough before, hasn't she?

[Nick]

Not just Seko. Most of the posts, in fact.

[wichita]

Hey! You said you were going to post the fishy stuff! I didn't know you were going to drag me into it.

LOL Kissy fish was so cool. Much better than staring at the linux terminal. Tee Hee Hee.

[SekoETC]

What, now people are complaining about innocent fishies??? Sheesh, don't you have any sense of humor?

Edit:

By the way what do you call a person who shuns suggestive comic material while at the same time advertizing a movie that includes heavy language, doing drugs, drunk driving, shooting cats and dogs, and featuring a six-year-old girl addicted to nicotine, all this displayed in the form of a documentary, blurring the boundary between fiction and reality?

[formerly known as hf]

Seko's post gets an official 'HF Stamp of Approval' aka 'My computer here at home is too slow for it to be able to handle editing large posts like that'

(would make a nifty graphic if he had time)