mtm21 wrote:*she places a huge Australian redback on his stomach and feeds the spider some popcorn*
That's weird, you must be psychic. That was going to be my next comment....
http://www.nides.bc.ca/Assignments/Inse ... es/red.jpg
To aid your imagination Zanthos of course, of the spider being placed upon your stomach and crawling slowly up your chest, eying the dark holes of your nostrils.
I should think that if you time it right and take a deep breath, you could fire it back at the person who put it on you....