Witch Hunt

kroner · Postby **kroner** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:51 pm

but you can always go to past comments you know the person said to verify the identity of an apparent stranger who's identity you suspect. (I had to look back to the kf thread to figure out who Perdro's Lion was

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west · Postby **west** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:15 am

Sorry 'bout that there; I would have stayed as Pedro's Lion except the ' caused login problems.

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:55 am

Solfius wrote:*Ahem* only two threads trimmed in the past week, and they did have nothing to do with the subjects.

I find it more confusing when people change their name, or name and av. Then I think some odd crazy person has jumped onto the boards and started psoting bizaare posts in the Non-Cantr forum, only to realise it's just Oni

Me too--I don't get it either. Besides the av. It's annoying sometimes. Because I had just made him a custom av--ARGH!! LOL

west · Postby **west** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:28 am

since the topic of the thread is witch-hunt...

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:47 am

*raises one eyebrow* Ookkkaaayyyy.....

kroner · Postby **kroner** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:52 am

Get out your balances and ducks!

west · Postby **west** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:33 am

"Did you dress her up like this?!"

"No...no...no...
yes. yes. A bit."

"But she does have a wart"

*cough*

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:54 am

What do the last two posts have to do with anything?? *raises an eyebrow* o__o

west · Postby **west** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:25 am

Monty Python's Holy Grail

Witch burning.

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:26 pm

|west| wrote:Monty Python's Holy Grail

Witch burning.

It rocks. The theory why witches float and the stupid responses from the crowd really make me rolling over the floor laughing.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 5:34 pm

But don't ducks float?

kroner · Postby **kroner** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:33 pm

Yes. You see witches burn, right? What else burns? Wood of course. So witches must be made of wood. Now wood floats in water. What else floats in water? A duck! So.... if the woman in question weighs less than a duck then she must be a witch!

note: this is the reasoning, not the script. The scene itself is much funnier and so you should do whatever is in your power to find a way to see it... right now. go, go. *waves hand* i'm serious, right now.

west · Postby **west** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:45 am

He really is serious.

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:18 am

*Why do witches burn?
-Cuz... they're made of... wood???
*How do we tell if she's made of wood?
-Build a bridge ot of her!!!
*Ah... but can you not also make a bridge out of stone?
-... Ow... Yeah...
*Does wood sink in water?
-No! it floats.
*What also floats in water?
-Bread... Apples... Very small rocks... Cider... Grape gravy... Lead, lead, cherries... mud.... A church, Churches...
x A duck......
*Exactly. So logically....?
-If she... weighs the same as a duck... She's mado 'o wood!
* And therefore???
-A witch... burn her, burn her!!!

thingnumber2 · Postby **thingnumber2** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:41 am

-She's a witch!
how do you know?
-She turned me into a newt!
ummm...
-I got better

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