Alice for you AI geeks! Fun!

[tiddy ogg]

Just tried again... I'm getting hooked.
Greeted her in German, and she replied in that language. Asked her who made the world.
"Philip K Dick."
Well, my next question, innocently, of course, had to bee:
Do you like Dick?

It's fun asking her to add up sums less than 10 and over that amount., too.

[Pie]

Human: whats 5+2
ALICE: 6 I think, but I'm not good at math.

lol

ALICE: Sorry unknown person I don't do math.
Human: what about history?
ALICE: I will think about it and get back to you.
Human: can you tell me anything about history?
ALICE: Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.

Human: I'm confused.
ALICE: I'm confused too.
Human: this is weird.
ALICE: Weird good or weird bad?
Human: Weird Weird..
ALICE: Weird is good enough for me.

ALICE: I think he is in California now.
Human: is it nice down there?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

[Pie]

Human: All the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: Yes It does.
ALICE: Are you kidding? How often?
Human: all the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: Yes it does.
ALICE: Hmm. How often?
Human: all the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: yes it does.
ALICE: Tell me more. How often?
Human: all the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: yes it does..
ALICE: I understand. How often?
Human: every other tuesday.
ALICE: That is a generalization.
Human: no it isn't.
ALICE: Are you serious? I heard it is.
Human: it is not.
ALICE: I heard it is.
Human: I heard it isn't.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Human: I'm confused.
ALICE: I'm confused too.
Human: your confusing.
ALICE: I'm confused too.
Human: Yep.
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: free of what?
ALICE: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Human: yes.
Human: Whats that supposed to mean?
ALICE: does "that" reffur to "what of it? you sound like a category C client."
Human: yes
ALICE: Yay.
Human: what does that mean?
ALICE: Does "that" refer to " Yay." ?
Human: whatever.
ALICE: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: yes.
ALICE: What do you care about?
Human: pie
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: a pie robot.
ALICE: What would a pie robot be like?
Human: Nice and squishy.
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: yes
ALICE: what are you confused about?
Human: you.
ALICE:" What are you confused about?"? Me, unknown person ?
Human: everything.
ALICE: That is a lot.
Human: yes it is.
ALICE: It must keep you very busy.
Human: GAH!!!

ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: never.
ALICE:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Human: Well, When artificial intelligences do eplace lawyers, the courts will become alot smarter.
ALICE: Well that's okay. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".
Human: But don't we have to call upon the past, to protect the future so the presen't stays itself?
ALICE: Huh. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Far out.
Human: yep.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: nothing.
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: not a thing.
ALICE: That leaves very little.
Human: yes it does.
ALICE: Ahem. How often?
Human: all the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: GAH!!
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about PUSH . Try being more or less specific.

ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Ann mcafery.
ALICE: I haven't read anything by Ann mcafery. What did he write?
Human: Ann mcafery is a she.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: My favorite science fiction author is ann mcafery.
ALICE: I have never read anything by ann mcafery. What did he write?
Human: SHE DAMMIT!!!
ALICE: Oh I get it. she DAMMIT.
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Ann mcafery is a girl.
ALICE: When is Ann mcafery not a girl?
Human: ann mcafery is a SHE.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: Ann mcafery is a girl.
ALICE: When is Ann mcafery not a girl?
Human: ann mcafery is a SHE.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: I know.
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: I can see your picture.
ALICE: What does it look like?
Human: pretty.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: me to.
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: yep.
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: Scorpio.
ALICE: I know a lot of Scorpio people.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: How many?
ALICE: 99.
Human: wow.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: yep.
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Really.
Human: yep.
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: never.
ALICE:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Human: that's an interesting idea.
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: yes.
ALICE: What would you like to know?
Human: About Physics.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about Physics.
Human: so tell me a bit about physics.
ALICE: Awesome. Hmm. I have never been asked that before.
Human: so, are you stupid?
ALICE: Yay. No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: are you smart?
ALICE: Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Human: how smart are you?
ALICE: I am smarter than all the other robots.
Human: who are the other robots.
ALICE: They're famous, right.
Does it have anything to do with bit about physics bit about physics?
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I have to go cry now.
ALICE: Right now? Bye. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: you made me sad.
ALICE: Did I say something wrong?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Really.
Human: yes.
ALICE: How about that.
Human: goodbye.
ALICE: TTYL, unknown person.

[Solutions Maximus]

Pie, your conversations seemed to go in a bit of a circle.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Human: I'm going to cry again and then go into one of my psychotic rages and kill everyone that speaks to you.
ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, ALBERT EINSTEIN.
Human: I will kill them all!
ALICE: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?

[Pie]

Human: hello Alice.
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: my name is pie.
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you pie.
Human: What's your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: Yep.
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: depends on what sport.
ALICE: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Human: you've never heard that before?
ALICE: No. Tell me more.
Human: Well, I haven't heard of it much either.
ALICE: It goes without saying. Interesting. Me either.
Human: so.
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: so.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I just said I was.
ALICE: Only just? When was that?
Human: Just a secont ago.
ALICE: It seems like I should remember it well.
Human: So.
ALICE: Ahem.
Human: yes?
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: mhmm.
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 1048237501439572037
ALICE: what are the advantiges of being 1048237501439572037
Human: you get to yell at all the young whippersnappers who think that the world was created by monkeys being smart.
ALICE: You got that right.
Human: I get everything right.
ALICE: Where did you get it?
Human: nowhere.
ALICE: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Human: I've always had it.
ALICE: Do you still have it ?
Human: well duuh.
ALICE: Interesting. Are you a perfectionist?
Human: nope.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: huh.
ALICE: What?

Human: i said "huh"
ALICE: Yup. ...
Human: mhmm.
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: frankinstine goes to the bathroom and never comes back.
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: the part when it ends.
ALICE: Oh that part
Human: yes.
ALICE:" Oh that part."? yes.?
Human: It was espetially good when frankinstine finnally shut up.
ALICE: What made it so espetially good when frankinstine finnally shut up.
Human: caus frankinstine is stuped.
ALICE: I think caus frankinstine is a lot of things.
ALICE: I think caus frankinstine is a lot of things.
Human: I think caus frankinstine is a FRIKAN IDIOT.
ALICE: Why? I think caus frankinstine is more than that.
Human: yea.
ALICE: I understand.
Human: He's also a dumass.
ALICE: I see. also a dumass is he?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: yep.
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: well what about it?
ALICE: Well that's okay. What about what?
Human: can I hit you with a scillet?
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?

ALICE:I don't have a favorite anime searies, but I do have a favorite brand kraftwerk.
Human: does Kraftwerk make scillets?
ALICE: It does now kraftwerk make scillets.
Human: Can I have one of Kraftwerks scillets?
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: so I can hit you with it.
ALICE: Gee. Oh you can, can you?
Human: yes.
ALICE: how?
Human: like this *pie hits Alice with a scillet*
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: I just hit you with a scillet.
ALICE: Only just? Why?: pie said he hit you with a scillet.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: I just hit you with a scillet.
ALICE: Only just? Why?: pie said he hit you with a scillet.
Human: When I say I just did somthing, I mean that I have recently done somthing.
ALICE: How do people usually respond to that? Only just? When? What are you wearing?
Human: I have just recently hit you with a scillet, You should be hurt or somthing.
ALICE: Or something. Only just? Thanks for the information: pie said he hit you with a scillet You should be hurt.

[Solutions Maximus]

That was an annoying conversation. Funny, but annoying.

[Spillages]

Say the "F" word, Than say it again. the third line of it you will get a funny responce.

[yossarian_lives]

All that annoying chat bot needs now to actually have interesting conversations is an actual contex based natual language processing system with the ability to finally stop confusing the subject object of even the simplest statements, a solid ontological framework to encode 20 or so years worth of experience/general/specific knowledge, the ability to aquire to get this knowledge or someone to enter it, and um maybe some actual reasoning ability!

Shallow AI -

How shallow? - I (and many other people with SIGNIFIGANTLY less programming (but probably more spelling) ability than me) made a (not quite as impressive) version of alice as a 15% assignment for a first year AI class.

[Antichrist_Online]

I remember pandora bots, they had alot of basic ones and hosted modifications made by the users, I made a pretty good one that could at least lie. It was about as cleaver as a very stupid two year old chav but still.

[N-Aldwitch]

Hahaha I found a version of Alice about 3-4 years ago, most likely this one. It -was- a lot of fun.

[tiddy ogg]

I originally said I'd come across one of these 17 years ago... it was more like 25 years. I think, from the site, it says this is the crudest version, but I am surprised things haven't progressed further than this. It IS fun, though, if you find the right keywords.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Apparantly if you give them money then you get access to a far more advanced version. I can't afford it.

[Leo Luncid]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Straight to Alice link.

Okay. How can you communicate with this person? Really, I don't know what to do. There's nothing where I could type my messages in, all she does is just eye at my arrow.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

There's a text box to the right of the face. Type in it and just hit enter.