At the Simpsons household, Marge is cooking beans when lo and behold,
mighty Homercles appears!
Homercles: Come to Homercles!
Marge: [laughs] I can't! The beans will burn!
Homercles: Homercles cares not for beans!
[lifts up Marge on her shoulder]
They walk into Selma and the kids returning from Duff Gardens. Marge
looks embarrassed.
Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens?
Lisa: Can't talk, coming down. [takes some pills]
Selma: How do you do it, Homer?
Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th--
Selma: No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today. All I
wanted was a little version of me I could hold in my arms.
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