Dear So-and-so:

[Anthony Roberts]

Ye Olde One Eyed Pirate Woman,

Programming? Players? You need to define what the "P" is in "PD". ProgD and PlayD are two good examples.

Signed,
Ye Young Two Eyed Anthony Roberts Man.

[Pirate Lass]

Dear boy called Anthony,

I'll be sure to let you know when I have the time to actually care.

Regards,
The Pirate with the wallet you desire

[Psycho Pixie]

Ye Olde One Eyed Pirate Woman,

Programming? Players? You need to define what the "P" is in "PD". ProgD and PlayD are two good examples.

Signed,
Ye Young Two Eyed Anthony Roberts Man.

I believe i was established in an earlier note that you... Anthony, are a boy. not a man.

Lass is just that, a lass. a beautiful awesome two eyed lass who can beat you up so play nice.


Pscho Pixie

[Anthony Roberts]

I believe it was established that on July 7th, I became a man. And plus, I use the "Men's" bathroom, not the "Boy's". And that has to count for SOMETHING.

[JJ]

yeah but now adays mens bathrooms come equiped with boys urinals (about 3 feet maybe less never took the time to actually measure) XD and then followed by the mens which are taller ( about 4 feet tall id say) XD!!

ahemmm....with that cleared up i rest my case.

[Bran-Muffin]

And your case being, Anthony is still a boy.

[JJ]

just clearing up that boys still use the "mens" bathroom. XD

[Bran-Muffin]

XD hahahaha

Yeah and that proves he is just a boy.

I wonder what he is gonna say about me now... hmm.

[nitefyre]

XD hahahaha

Yeah and that proves he is just a boy.

I wonder what he is gonna say about me now... hmm.

Probably something about the stalls next, and how some (arguable) men need to use it...but hummm I dunno.

[Missy]

Dear bipedial's with the Y chromosome,

Be glad you're not married. Some wives make their husbands sit to relieve themselves with a threat to slam certain parts between the lid and seat of the commode. Thus making urinals rather pointless, besides who doesn't need a rest now and then. Recreational activites are permitted, reading materials provided, just don't mess up my pot!
Lastly, it would be less of a man who didn't sit and sprinkled on my lysol disinfected toilette.

Love
Missy

[JJ]

it would be less of a man who didn't sit and sprinkled on my lysol disinfected toilette.

Love
Missy

LOL!! Lysol?!?! for crying out loud! there is S&%$ all over the house! (can be proven threw scientific research using petry dishes and such blah )
ROFL!! even the tooth bursh has fecal matter on them XD!! so yes...we brush our teeth with poo and we kiss our loving wives! just to show them we love em! we brush our teeth....XD

So dear wives out there, there is more to worry about than just spraying lysol on the toilet seat.

[Anthony Roberts]

Dear Brandon,

It's okay. Remember the conversation Andrew, you, and I had together? Yes, well, I made fun of you a lot. It's only fair that you get to send some blows in my direction as well.

Cya,
Anthony Roberts

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Dear Missy,

This is why you need a man that can aim properly. That offer is still up, I'm always available for you

Love,
Anthony Roberts

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Dear Missy's Husband,

Stop sending me death threats, I'm not doing anything with your wife! I'm calling the police! This has gone too far!

Honestly,
Anthony Roberts

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Dear JJ,

Hey asshole. Thanks a lot for taking Pixie's side. See if I ever help you out again. Just for your information, I'm 6'2" and require a MAN'S URINAL. I am no boy. If you say so again, I'll come to your home and hunt you down like my character would a deer with his Hunting Bow.

Die In Hell,
Anthony Roberts

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Dear PBS,

I'm not sending you any bloody money you son of a bitch, stop sending me letters and 'effing with my television shows.

Sincerely,
Anthony Roberts

[JJ]

Dear Anthony, shush it before ya get hurt XD. trust me im not intimadated by a 6'2 boy. XD im an inch bigger and alot stronger trust me =P thus proving that you need a bow to do a man job XD

[Anthony Roberts]

Dear JJ,

Do you have a death wish? I don't care how big you are, I'm not as egotistical as you. Determining who is larger just demeans us as males, and the females will make fun of us, laughing at how stupid we are. I obviously have more common sense than you to not boast about my size, as it is of no concern to you, nor the others that read this forum. Therefore, I suggest duely that you take back your comment about me being a boy, before you find something "terrible" has happened to "something" that "belongs" to you.

The Cat Napper,
Anthony Roberts

[JJ]

im not affraid to have the laugh at me XD and no and lol you gonna kidnap my gripy cat? 0.o hell take her she will gripe you to death.
as for the death wish...ive had one for a long time XD but as you can see im still here XD