The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:31 pm

I'm always happy to serve the party, especially if it involves sadistic torture.

Postby **notsure** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:33 pm

Hey, excuse me there, I think I know where Pie hangs out after work.
I could tell ya, if I could get some of those cool hand-knitted socks...

notsure

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:46 am

I only knit for party members.
Now, if you were to join, I would be willing to sort out some superstylin' knitwear for you, and of course you would share your information.

If not, then we will have to extract the information you hold in some other way. I hear comrade Phalynx is super-sick with a pair of chinese finger grips.

Give me the word, comrades, and I'll go unpack my spiked chastity belt and heat up the pokers.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:44 pm

Seen as I'm neutral to anything political and completely apathetic...

*opens trench coat revealing several strange devices*

You want nearly new, only used once, one careful female owner, cheap at half the price, doomsday device? World domination for cheap. All I want is say, Greenland, and a small supply of slaves when you take over. Can't argue with that price can you? Garanteed to work, you have my word as Lord of Hell that it'll bring the world to your feet...

...probably with an army. Not a garantee. Soul is forfeit upon completion of deal. See contracts with Satan, paragraph 3.2 clause 12.

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:06 pm

Sounds like a good deal.

I propose that our most glorious comrade Nalaris should have the greatest honour of signing away his so... Of signing for a glorious future for the party.

Get jiggy wit it

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:02 pm

I hope you have cleaned them Anti....

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:43 pm

Phalynx wrote:*dark grin* Oh yes... I take theft from the party very seriously!

Excellent.

formerly known as hf wrote:And for our ghettofabuloso leader. I have this scarf, exceptionally warm, and knitted with a pattern of my own design. It depicts our great benefactor dealing almighty crushing blows to our foes, and liberating the populace. All rendered in a multitudous range of shades of grey.
Here's to the dope n too hot to keep down G-leader schme.

Say Wallahi this scarf is good, guy.

Nalaris']
As to the official business of the counter-revolutionaries, I find it odd that a key word is stolen from our great and glorious leaders sentence and at the same time Pie is in the immediate vicinity. [/quote]

Indeed, what an odd co-incidence...

[quote="Nalaris wrote: I'll go bring him in, and if Comrade Phalynx would then kindly begin re-education (using the newly re-oiled re-education tools), I'm sure his new perspective on life would cause him to tell us the location of all his friends. Then we can have HF assassinate them at a volume of his choice.

Any comments, oh glorious leader Schme, or any from my worthy Comrades?

I'm tracking Pie now, so if everyone (and by 'everyone' I mean 'Schme') thinks this is a good plan, I can put it into action immediately.

A full kickass plan. Execute it immediatly.

However, if there's to be any assasinations, be sure to have them done in such a manner as they do not violate any laws.

notsure wrote:Hey, excuse me there, I think I know where Pie hangs out after work.

notsure

Pie has a job? Interresting...Please, stick around, talk. Can I get you anything? Tea? Truth syrum?

We'd certainly be glad to have you join up. Remember, party members will get the best jobs after the revolution.

Antichrist_Online wrote:Seen as I'm neutral to anything political and completely apathetic...

*opens trench coat revealing several strange devices*

You want nearly new, only used once, one careful female owner, cheap at half the price, doomsday device? World domination for cheap. All I want is say, Greenland, and a small supply of slaves when you take over. Can't argue with that price can you? Garanteed to work, you have my word as Lord of Hell that it'll bring the world to your feet...

I don't know...They have some pretty good ones at Home Depot. How about Deleware instead?

Could someone spot me a soul? I seem to be one short.

Postby **notsure** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:48 pm

*clears throat* Yes, tea would be nice. *glances around, looking for the nearest exit*

notsure

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:38 am

HF, I think you should be the one to sign it, since, after all, you've kept your soul locked up in a box in the bottom of some crazy guys basement since fourth grade.

And besides that, I have to go hunt down Pie. If notsure decides to help the Party, call me. My phone numbers on the refrigerator.

*Leaves through the TED to hunt Pie, placing a bomb with a bio-sensor aligned to notsure's DNA on it as he leaves*

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:01 pm

*back in his car, he desides to turn on his tv to veiw a verry important spy information carrying vedio just in from hollywood* who lives in a pinaple under the sea... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! *as he continues to sing the song, he noteces out of the corner of his eye, something verry suspitious* ICE CREAM!!! * he secretavely pulls into the drive in at dary queen, even though he has ice cream in the back of the car...*

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:58 am

Nalaris wrote:HF, I think you should be the one to sign it, since, after all, you've kept your soul locked up in a box in the bottom of some crazy guys basement since fourth grade.

Oh, that old thing...

I was a bit out of it once. Found that grey, dried up husk. Mistook it for something else.

Baked it up for me n that crazy guy. Though I think he was out catching pink rabbits that day.

Banna cakes I think it was...

Yeah

That's a high I won't forget...

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:39 pm

The first ones are always the most memorable.

*Walks into Dairy Queen wearing a suspiciously large and baggy green trenchcoat*
I'd like a chocolate sunday and access to your drive-through window.
DQ guy: I can get you the sunday.
*Pulls out a pistol from the trenchcoat and points it at the DQ guys face*
I'll ask again, I'd like a chocolate sunday and access to your drive-through window.
DQ guy: Right. Come on in. I'll have that sunday in a minute.
*Walks over to the drive-through where Pie has just pulled up*
Can I take your order? Sunday? Blizzard? Shake? Death?

Postby **notsure** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:43 pm

*edges to the door* Never mind the tea. I'll just be going now. I hear my mum calling me....

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:17 am

Nalaris wrote:DQ guy: Right. Come on in. I'll have that sunday in a minute.

Those Dairy Queen guys…Always taking forever with the Sundaes…

notsure wrote:*edges to the door* Never mind the tea. I'll just be going now. I hear my mum calling me....

Oh, alright then. If you're mother is calling...

Wait a minute! How do I know you’re not from Interpol? People who work at Interpol ALL have mothers. Oh, I’m onto you, guy.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:31 pm

Schme wrote:
Wait a minute! How do I know you’re not from Interpol? People who work at Interpol ALL have mothers.

We're working on that one Comrade Chairman Shcme

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