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Satan in the Sunday Comics

Postby social moth » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:41 am

Yes, my fellow Americans (and the rest of the international community, by which I mean 'our b*tches'), I am sorry to say that as of Janurary 7th, 2005 Satan has invaded the most wholesomest of American traditions: The Sunday Comics.

Yes, Lucifer has managed to claw his way into the hearts of AMERICA (which I will be reffering to hence forth in all caps) through our most treasured of treasures. Our last sancturary of stale humor against the world's coldness and cruelty. Our ivory pillar of naive ignorance in the dark seas of reality.

Yes, AMERICA it is truley a sad day. In case you don't believe me (I can see no reason why you wouldn't) I have included the original comic.

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(Yes, I have removed the comic's "joke" because it is probably tainted with Bellzebub's dark touch, aswell. Also, to avoid messy 'trademark' lawsuits.)

Yes, it is as plain as day, my friends (by which I mean the AMERICAns reading this). In the first cell both charecters appear to be normal god-fearing men. However, in the second portion, the Devil makes his crafy entrance. The larger fellow's head has made a complete 180º turn. His face is now facing squarely behind him! His skull is on backwards! A feat the can only be performed by a human under the possesion of the Evil One. His eyes are closed, and her appears to be in a zombified state. "He" is obviously at work here.

Yes, as you can see the Angel of Darkness has made his way into the holy heartlands of AMERICA. Something must be done my friends (once again, refering only to the AMERICAns in the audience). The King of the Black Abode must be stopped at all costs.

In closing:

Image +Image= BAD
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Postby BlackRose » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:04 am

haha, its like the Exorcist all over again, eh?
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Postby Cherize » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:07 am

Scary part is, I think he's serious. :twisted:
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Postby BlackRose » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:20 am

teehee, I was hoping Social Moth was just being mock-serious, but since you noticed too, maybe not!

All hail Lucifer........ mwahahaha :twisted: jk jk


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Postby Psycho Pixie » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:18 am

Actually, there is a logical explaination for this.

you see, the person who draws that cartoon dislecsick(or however thats spelled) sometimes he gets confused and starts drawing things backwards. usually his cartoon gremlin fixes it before the final cut and print, but this one got missed.

besides everybody knows that there is no satan, if he existed America would already control the world.

Psycho Pixie strikes again!
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Postby Agar » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:40 pm

I'm glad to see my addition to the comics was noticed. And thank all of you for your adoration and your lawyers. They taste like chicken.
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