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Postby Guest » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:07 am

My favorite part of the killer joke sketch is Hitler's retaliatory joke.
I want a weapon i cantr that turns people into scottsmen.
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Postby kroner » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:09 am

^the above was me. didn't realize i wasn't logged in.
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Postby Pirate Lass » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:55 am

Can I just say - I gotta get one of these, maybe put it on the coffee table for amusement.......

http://www.trollandtoad.com/p98922.html
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Postby sammigurl61190 » Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:53 am

XDXDXDXD
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Postby grayjaket » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:41 am

Bignife...some appropriate Flying Circus quotes would be nice right here.....
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Postby Meh » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:56 am

Pirate Lass wrote:Can I just say - I gotta get one of these, maybe put it on the coffee table for amusement.......

http://www.trollandtoad.com/p98922.html


Got one. Still in box up a the shelf here. The box is funny too...

Saw it on clearnace at a Media Play.
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Postby grayjaket » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:14 am

LUCKY!!!
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Postby Meh » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:44 am

Front (in front below Rabbit): "CAUTION! Sharp Pointy Teeth! Remove with care. Better yet, don't remove. Personally inspected by Sir Bors. Would have been personally approved by Sir Bors too, but... Added Bonus! Digestive track of rabbit includes Sir Bors.
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Postby bignife » Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:07 am

"I'd shove sparrows down their throats until the beaks poked out their stomachs."
i want to be able to do that in cantr
joke warfare should also be possible :twisted: if anyone remembers it the cycling tour was gweat no really good quotes there though... there's always BICYCLE REPAIRMAN and the lumberjack song is just pure genius lets see, now that I think of it pretty much everything they did was great. i have all of the flying circuses and the holy grail, need to get a copy of th life of brian though... I'll get some good quotes here when i have time.
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Postby Meh » Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:28 am

Front of box (behind rabbit):

RABBIT
WITH BIG
POINTY TEETH


Really big teeth. And pointy. I mean, just look at the
chompers on that bunny. It'd mangle a man in seconds,
that rabbit. Just let him out of his protective casing and
he'd do you a treat, mate. I mean really, take a gander at
the sheer size -- not that end! -- of that rodent's
canines. You mess with him and you'll be sorry . . . .
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Postby grayjaket » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:50 am

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks.
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Postby Meh » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:30 am

I just saw that one yesterday...

Right side:
Holy Hand Genade Improtant company logo
Warning sign: Caution! Rabbit may contain big pointy teeth
Rel advert/pircturs of stuffed: "Live" Parrot, Killer Sheep, Penguin for your television

Left side:

Certificate of Authenticity

Personally inspected from great distance by
brave Sir Robin, who allows that it might
be a rabbit, but it was hard to tell on account
of him being five miles away at the time.
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Postby Indio no.9 » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:59 pm

I thought we lived in an autonamous collective!
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Postby west » Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:19 pm

It's an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

That's what Karnon Forest needs.
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Postby Meh » Thu May 06, 2004 1:41 am

NiTeFyRe wrote:
Meh wrote:really?

I know there is at least antoher one...

And it's reference several times in others.


What about that one over there?

If they asked us to count threads legitly, we'd be worst than florida.


Hah

Now where was I on this...

Oh yeah..

Four things on the back of the box

First thing .. a little tag print

"Rabbit desgined by Toy Vault after a horrendous typo made on an order form by a junior exective the morning after last year's Christmas party. His head may be viewed under glass in the CEO's office as a warning to others. Remember: spellchecking saves lives."

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