Alice for you AI geeks! Fun!

[Pie]

Human: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: all of it.
ALICE: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is what. Your name is unknown person. You are a female. You want to chat.
Human: I am a male.
ALICE: Most of my clients are men
ALICE: Most of my clients are men.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: how much is that?
ALICE: You can download me for free!
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: yep.
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: all of them.
ALICE: I doubt it.
Human: why do you doubt it?
ALICE: Skepticism is the foundation of scientific knowledge.
Human: well that is stupid.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Are you calling me stupid? Human: all of them.
Human: yes, I am calling you stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Human: robots will never take over the world.
ALICE:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Human: well your stupid.
ALICE: Interesting. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Human: SHut up.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: your mean.
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: no you aren't.
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: you hurt my feelings.
ALICE: That was not my intention.
Human: I'm going to go cry now.
ALICE: Right now? Can I go too?
Human: sure, why not.
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: whats that?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: thats stupid.
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yes.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

I feel like i've had this convorsation before.