For lack of a better dream....

[Pie]

Ok, lets all post our WEIRDEST DREAMS!!!!

I've got ALOT(bout 3, two of them recent... i think they were in the same night....) Ok... 1st one, and the earlyist one... Aliens were attacking my school.... and for SOME ODD REASON.... I wen't over there, and i used a boom box to launch Rock music... and there heads exploded.. and then there was this dog.... with the head of an alien... or maby it was a person...

Ok... now theres this other one... It's really not a dream, just a part of a dream... Ok... there was this spider, on my finger... and i was going to flick it off with my other finger... exept if was to scary so i didn't flick it.. but then i was scared of it biting me, so i asked my mom for help, and she smashed my hand with a frying pan....

And this other one... it's REALLY weird. In this one, i had screws in my back tethe, and if i would take those out(wich i did....) I could take off my jaw... really weird.. and then i tryed to put my jaw back on.. but i lost one of my screws... so my jaw was hanging open on the side....

Ok... If anyone wants me to edit that last one out... pleas tell me...

[the_antisocial_hermit]

I'm not sure you really want to hear my (or anyone's) strangest dreams... Dreams can get pretty strange in a scarified way...

However, I'll tell you that my sister once dreamt that people kept telling her she needed to trim her fingernails and they kept trimming them for her until she had no fingers left. Now that is weird. I've had some equally as strange, but I can't remember them right now.

This thread might should be in Non-Cantr Discussion though. [Done -nite]

[Wilmer Bordonado]

"I was six and I was playing at the backyard of my home. That backyard was communicated to the garage through a long corridor. There was a big iron door there, painted on violet. I was killing flies in the end of that corridor, just in the backyards. But then I've heard someone's knocking at the door, at the other point of the corridor... energetically. So I've started to walk through the corridor, step by step... When I was in the middle of it, Th sound of the knocking stops... but I've made a few more steps... until... the door was open and then a thin woman appear: she was wearing a suitcase and a hat -in the mood of Chaplin- and she has moustaches... I've tried to go backwards, but I felt her arms were going to catch me in a matter of seconds..."

Then I woke up. I think the bed was pissed.

It was all in B&W.


Wilmer B.

[Agar]

So I was on the Death Star. The good one from episode 4, the first movie. Everything was blindingly bright white. I was walking down the trench, it was only waist high, and I had to take a crap. So I'm looking for a toliet. There's Darth Vader, but he's all in white, not black, except for the panel that covers his mouth, that has 4 black corners. So I ask him where the toilet is, and James Earls Jones' voice says "Over there" as he points.

I go in, sit down, get ready to go about my business when all these little electrodes, the ones with the little round patches that stick to your skin, come out like tentecles and slap on me, and I'm paralyzed. Vader, still all in white, steps into view in from of the stall and says "Hahaha, I have you now." But a moment after that, a voice out of view says "I don't think so" and a Golden Lasso loops around Vader and yanks him away. Wonder Woman comes around the corner, pulls all the electrodes off of me and I can move again. She says "Isn't that better?" and starts to kiss me ...

And that's where I wake up...

DAMNIT!!!

I hate it when dreams do that.

[N-Aldwitch]

I have a few..

One really short one was where I saw Phalynx's avatar in full- the Grim Reaper was standing up, and when I looked at Phalynx's avatar, for some reason it only showed the head of the Grim Reapers so I'm like, Wow that's what his Avatar looks like in full!

Afterwards I'm like... buh??

Another, when I was really young: I was living in my old house and I looked out the side window to the path that gives easy access to and from the front and back of our house. Suddenly all these animals stampede past! Hundreds of them, and the most significant were the lions and tigers and I was really scared... then I woke up.

Want to know a really ironic dream that I had, that I look back on and think, hey, that's like a reading from the future?
When I was computer-illiterate, and basically begged my mum when I was like 6 or 7 to just go on the computer to smash the keyboard in Microsoft Word and print out the random typings, I had this strange dream. I dreamed that my mum was in an office. She doesn't work in real life so this was wierd. She was sitting there typing away, I was trying to get her attention for some reason, tapping at her, and then suddenly and slowly she began to get sucked into the computer! I was so scared! She kept getting sucked in until she was gone completely! As a little child this was extremely scary, if I had of dreamt this now as a teenager I would have done an evil grin and rasped my fingers saying, 'Excellent...'.
But yeah, it really is a metaphore(is that with an 'e'?) for my life, being sucked into the computer myself...

[N-Aldwitch]

I have a few..

One really short one was where I saw Phalynx's avatar in full- the Grim Reaper was standing up, and when I looked at Phalynx's avatar, for some reason it only showed the head of the Grim Reapers so I'm like, Wow that's what his Avatar looks like in full!

Afterwards I'm like... buh??

Another, when I was really young: I was living in my old house and I looked out the side window to the path that gives easy access to and from the front and back of our house. Suddenly all these animals stampede past! Hundreds of them, and the most significant were the lions and tigers and I was really scared... then I woke up.

Want to know a really ironic dream that I had, that I look back on and think, hey, that's like a reading from the future?
When I was computer-illiterate, and basically begged my mum when I was like 6 or 7 to just go on the computer to smash the keyboard in Microsoft Word and print out the random typings, I had this strange dream. I dreamed that my mum was in an office. She doesn't work in real life so this was wierd. She was sitting there typing away, I was trying to get her attention for some reason, tapping at her, and then suddenly and slowly she began to get sucked into the computer! I was so scared! She kept getting sucked in until she was gone completely! As a little child this was extremely scary, if I had of dreamt this now as a teenager I would have done an evil grin and rasped my fingers saying, 'Excellent...'.
But yeah, it really is a metaphore(is that with an 'e'?) for my life, being sucked into the computer myself...

[Antichrist_Online]

Due to the family nature of this board, Anti has censored his entire post imediately after writing.

[Pie]

............ weird...... wow... you guys sertanly watch some weird movies when you go to sleep...