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Man: "Can someone make me a trowel please?"
Woman: "Poof! You're a trowel!"


Woman: "Who's in charge here?"
Man: "Gunner."
Woman: "Where is he?"
Man: "He's dead."
Woman: "That's a modern concept, to have bodies in charge."

LOL

Purple Tortoise: "Hello strange Cloud and what is the iron for yes."

Actually, anything she said, really

Silly: Glabloo
Person: Is that guy insane?
Other Person: no,no, he's just...simple...

jeslange wrote:Man: "Can someone make me a trowel please?"
Woman: "Poof! You're a trowel!"

Pok has always been interesting. Ya gotta love Blythe.

Woman: Ummm...I have a bit of a problem with hyperactivity. I've spent the last few days plotting evil tricks to do to ***** in his sleep, so it would be best if I got rid of some energy outside during part of each day. Perhaps each time one of you wakes up, you could call me in, or perhaps knock on the door? Or perhaps you all could tell me which turns you'll likely be awake during? I don't want to sound rude, but the alternative is ***** waking up with his toenails filed in odd shapes.

Woman: "Like, about? Around? Over? *laughs*"

Man: "I have a preposition for you guys...."

Heheheh, the woman is yourself I presume correctly? Yeah, that guy wanted to be a cryptkeeper but called the job a curator, and he;s a buck private.....

646-2: You see Buck Davis give a hammer to Courtney Rane.
646-2: Buck Davis says: "This gift is a token to keep him in line...use it when necessary."
646-2: You see Buck Davis give Mike Crawford a Hunting bow.
646-2: Buck Davis says: "This is when you cant run fast enough to catch her *winks*"

Buck Davis: you might want to watch out he's taken. *mumbles something about Courtneys temper*

Woman says: "*looks at him with a crazy look wondering how he can read her mind*"

Man says: "Not much you can do about what?"

Woman says: "*sees that there`s not much she can do and continues to bake bread*"

684-2: Lady says: "Your wish is my command, Majesty. What you declare illusion will be my hardened fact."

... says to you: "I despise him. But there is something to be said for kissing ass... My lips will make a perfect mark at which to aim my foot later."

And of course... we could pile the Redfishisms onto this topic as well. Although there were a few funny quotes in the battle of wits between Norbert and Alex, but thats a little too long to post on here... and a little too game involved.