Re: Funny or interesting IC quotes
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:47 pm
God, I'm missing EVERYTHING. Angelou, that woman...well, that player, really. I LOVE her emotes.
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iavatus wrote:Ignatius says: "[...] Honey, I hate to break it to you, but [...]"
4869-5.13: Biin Hejj says: "Ack! To the sheep-mobile! *He bounds towards the bus*"
4869-5.13: You enter Jelly Banana, where you see 2 people, leaving the central area of Jakara.
4869-5.14: Biin Hejj says: "Let us vamoose, post haste!"
4869-5.14: You pet domesticated bighorn sheep.
4869-5.14: Biin Hejj says: "I shall call you Beeper. And you will be my friend. And I will hug you and squeeze you and pet you and water you and make you a nice hat and call you Beeper."
4869-5.15: Biin Hejj says: "*He takes a magnanimous bow, waving his arm in a flourish like a hitchhiking bald eagle in a windstorm.* A thousand thanks yous, good people of Jakara. Your gift will make Master Landis giddy as a schoolgirl discovering the wonders of sliced bread. You have our undying and unblemished gratitude."
4869-5.18: +Misha (Servant of Donii) says: "*he giggles at Biin*"
4869-5.23: You see domesticated bighorn sheep can't find anything to eat.
4869-5.23: You see domesticated bighorn sheep can't find anything to eat.
4869-5.23: You see domesticated bighorn sheep can't find anything to eat.
4869-5.23: You see domesticated bighorn sheep can't find anything to eat.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj says: "Aw, bonkers! Who has possession of the generous basket of hay products and hay-like snacks for our slightly peckish passengers?"
4869-5.29: You enter Jakara, where you see 5 people, leaving Jelly Banana.
4869-5.29: You enter Jelly Banana, where you see 2 people, leaving the central area of Jakara.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj says: "Okay. Roll call. Misha..."
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at +Misha (Servant of Donii).
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj says: "Ashley."
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at Ashley.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj says: "Beeper."
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at domesticated bighorn sheep.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj says: "Friend of Beeper Number One."
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at domesticated bighorn sheep.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj says: "Ensemble."
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at domesticated bighorn sheep.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at domesticated bighorn sheep.
4869-5.29: Biin Hejj points at domesticated bighorn sheep.
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "Right! Wait a moment. *He counts his fingers.* Stop moving around! Beeper, keep an eye on your friends."
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "*He peers at the bus* We need to move. Let me see. Ah. Internal combustion engine. Fuel gauge. Ah, yes...pistons move those levers and, thusly, locomotion! Shouldn't be too difficult."
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "###GRINDING GEARS###"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "Ah! Blasted all!"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "Oh... *He peers again.* Clever...clever indeed. A clutch system and a... oh... stick to move between alternating... fascinating!"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "Piece of cake."
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "###GRINDING GEARS###"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "Drat!"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "Seems more art than science. *He slides into the seat and firmly presses on the clutch* Ah ha! Of course! Silly me. "
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "#grind# Easy now. #griiiiind# Hey... #gr...# That's more like it. *The bus slides forward gingerly.* Ah. So long, Jakara@"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj points at expressway to Jakara Hills.
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "###GRIND###"
4869-5.30: Biin Hejj says: "OH fart on a fiddle."
4869-5.31: You leave Jakara, using Jelly Banana, taking expressway to Jakara Hills.
4869-5.31: You arrived at Jakara Hills.
4869-5.31: Biin Hejj says: "Now THAT is what I call momentum! Ah, the mechanics. So elegant. "
4869-5.32: Biin Hejj says: "#gr...# *He eyes the stick shift menacingly* #gr...# Come one, you."
4869-5.32: Biin Hejj says: "#g....# *They slide forward, moving very quickly down the hill. Too quickly in fact. Biin sucks in his breath and grips the wheel.* Toomuchspeedtoomuchspeedtoo much SPEED! AK! WHERE IS THE BREAKING MECHANISM???"
4869-5.32: You leave Jakara Hills, using Jelly Banana, taking paved road to Zuzi Hills.
4869-5.33: Biin Hejj says: "*The bus wobbles at faster-than-recommended speeds, but despite the mild protestation of only one of the ensemble of bighorn sheep (not Friend of Beeper Number One) the bus manages to stay on the road by a very white-knuckled driver whose top hat bounces up and down with precarious motion.* fartfartfartfartfart... "
4869-5.33: Biin Hejj says: "*He glances sheepishly (no pun intended. Okay, maybe a little pun intended) at Misha and Ashley, trying to hide a controlled nervousness* Er. Um... This is flight 769 en route to Zuzi. Estimated time of arrival... *He looks at his bare wrist* Oh-Eight-Hundred hours. Please, fasten your safety harnesses, and remember this is a no smoking flight. Thank you for flying Jelly Banana Buslines! fartfartfar..."
4869-6.01: Ashley says: "We're moving! *she throws her arms up*"
4869-6.02: Biin Hejj says: "*He still grips the wheel, still white-knuckled* I'd have Beeper come around with drinks, but... Whoa! We have encountered a bit of turbulence! "
You hear from the radio: "#goofy spastic voice# Breaker-one-nine,this is Funky Chicken in the Jelly Banana with a boat load of hungry sheep. Comin' inhot and heavy to Zuzi. E.T.A. approximately ...Oh-Eight-Hundred, bare wrist time.We'll be needing about a gazillion CCs of hay. Stat! Come on back. #SQUELCH#""
4870-6.01: Biin says: "*He springs up, hat disheveled.* I'm up! I'm UP! *He slams his foot on the break despite the fact that the bus already is at a standstill, having glided just into town moments before.* Ah! Emergency! Four hungry bighorn sheeps! We must remove this quartet of ruminants post haste! *He jumps from his seat and grabs the horns of one of them* Beeper! Beeper! Don't fade on me now, man! Er... sheep! We. Will. ... GET you. Food. *Strikes a melodramatic pose before tugging on one of the rams.*"
4870-6.04: Biin says: "Ack! *He butt protrudes out the door while he continues to tug on the horns of a rather disinterested and unamused sheep.*"
4870-6.06: Una says: "No one has asked for a ferry ride. *she looks at Zhao glumly*"
4870-6.07: Una says: "*she gives an odd look to the man with his butt sticking out the bus*"
4870-6.07: Biin says: "Oh? Fairies? Um...they're rather small to be giving people rides. More akin to toadstools than trucks methinks. *He waves his arm and tries to give a bow while yanking on the very stubborn sheep.* Greetings and salutations, my good woman. Biin Hejj, at your--OW! *He flashes a glare at the sheep currently chomping on his coat sleeve.* Hey! Unhand me, scoundrel! This is my one and only best suit!"
4870-6.07: Una says: "*she gives another odd look to Biin before shaking her head and tugging at the sheep* Hi, I'm Una."
4870-6.08: Biin says: "Pleased *grunt* to *groan* make *gasp* your *merfle* acquaintance, Miss Una... *oof*"
4870-6.08: Biin says: "*He sticks a toe out towards Misha, barely missing his shoulder.* If ~someone~ with a certain ~wheeled barrow~ would ~wake up~...!"
4870-6.08: Una says: "Same here, Mr. Biin. *she ducks under his arm*"
4870-6.09: Biin says: "I've been absent for a span of time... Are you a visitor here in our fair city? I haven't had the pleasure of introducing myself to you before. What brings you to the land of the fortunate and the home of the HEY! Now unhand my hat, Beeper. *He yanks an absurdly tall stovepipe hat from the sheep's jaws and places it upside down on his head before he corrects himself.*"
4870-6.09: Biin says: "#over-dramatically strained voice# Ashley? A little help?"
4871-0.25: Biin says: "Methinks Beeper is shy."
4871-2.16: You see domesticated bighorn sheep being pulled to Zuzi, coming from Jelly Banana.
iavatus wrote:Avren says: "Oh? Sorry, thought you knew. I'm Avren Banner, the, uh...what was it? *glancing questioningly at Bray* good-as-heartless witch?"
Avren points at Lion.
Avren says: "And this is Lion."
Avren says: "The wardrobe's in the back of the van."
Snowdrop wrote:iavatus wrote:Avren says: "Oh? Sorry, thought you knew. I'm Avren Banner, the, uh...what was it? *glancing questioningly at Bray* good-as-heartless witch?"
Avren points at Lion.
Avren says: "And this is Lion."
Avren says: "The wardrobe's in the back of the van."
Uh, beware the huge OOC reference...
4908-2.22: Alice says: "*she stares at the girls in dreads* Hi Hi! I'm Alice! You're pretty! Do you like music?"
4908-2.22: Inithia says: "*she sniffs imperiously at the other woman* I do not have any interest in music. "
4908-2.22: Alice says: "It must suck to be so boring. *she sticks her tongue out*"
4908-2.22: Inithia says: "*turns her back* Yes I imagine so, but I have no interest in learning about your lifestyle. "
4908-2.22: Alice says: "I wasn't asking you to."
4908-2.22: Inithia says: "*her face turns sour* Although my life /has/ been empty or purpose of late. My dress is still white. "
4908-2.24: Alice says: "*giggles cutely*"
4908-2.28: Alice says to Dorice: "Dorice! You awake?"
4908-2.29: Dorice says: "FUCK YEAH I'M AWAKE!"
4908-2.29: You hear Dorice play some music on a brand new electric guitar.
4908-2.29: Dorice says: "*she rips her fingers across the strings, causing an explosive outburst of ragged, distorted notes to echo across the harbor*"
4908-2.29: Dorice says: "Hello, peoples! I'm Dorice, lead singer of the ICE SISTERS, the coolest, hippest, and LOUDEST band in the world!"
4908-2.29: Dorice says: "I'M NOT SUPER GOOD AT MODERATING MY VOLUME BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T COMPLAIN!"
4908-2.30: Girl says: "*She claps.* Woo!"
4908-2.32: Girl says: "HI DORICE.."
4908-4.01: Inithia says: "Let me in. "
4908-4.02: Olivia says: "*she stops checking her ropes on the ship and turns toward Inithia* I'm sorry what did you say? "
4908-4.04: Inithia says: "*crosses her arms* Let me in. "
4908-4.04: Olivia says: "*she starts to climb aboard her ship* Usually when someone wants something they ask nicely."
4908-4.04: Alice says: "*she giggles cutely*"
4908-4.05: Olivia says: "*she jumps back over the side of the ship, landing on the dock near Inithia*"
4908-4.05: Inithia says: "*rolls her eyes* Lord your authority all you want, Olivia, just let me in and I'll leave you be. "
4908-4.06: Olivia says: "*she shakes her head* That's not what I'm doing, but I refuse to be commanded, too."
4908-4.06: Olivia says: "Your arrogant butt can sit out here until you find some manners."
4908-4.07: Inithia says: "*sniffs* Fine, I'll just sit here and make this building. Maybe I'll go on at length about the revolting sex practices of Rosenbury. "
4908-4.07: Marie Alexander says: "*Her mouth drops open and she puts a hand over it just as quick, having to put her tea down and try to recover from choking.*"
4908-4.07: Olivia says: "*she shrugs* Avren isn't here to torture with it so it would be a waste of time. You could just say please open the door and it would all be over. Besides you're more likely to offend those who don't have a key than you will me."
4908-4.07: Inithia says: "You know, spawning in Rosenbury like I did, I am very grateful to be blind. *she sniffs* I doubt I'll offend anyone, as I'll be leaving once you let me out."
4908-4.08: Inithia says: "Or you could let me sit here and insult everyone in earshot. "
4908-4.08: Marie Alexander says: "Inithia, that isn't nice or called for. *She said between coughs.* "
4908-4.08: Inithia says: "Hello Marie. Good to.... See you again. "
4908-4.09: Marie Alexander says: "*Exhales slowly, regaining some composure as she wiped her mouth with a silk napkin.* Now, whatever is the matter? Right before you left there was a strained sort of grumpiness about you and now its become positively angry. Has someone done something to you in order to warrant this ?"
4908-4.08: Dorice says: "Oh, I hope she does the 'insult everyone' thing. "
4908-4.09: Alice says: "*she giggles* That'd be fun, Dorice. I agree!"
4908-4.09: Dorice says: "I love rude newspawns."
4908-4.09: Inithia says: "I'm hardly a newspawn, Dorice. I'm a priestess. And a damned good one. "
4908-4.09: Olivia says: "*she raises an eyebrow and just slowly shakes her head*"
4908-4.09: Dorice says: "A priestess? Of what? Something COOL, I hope."
4908-4.10: Inithia says: "You're distracting me, Drive. How am I supposed to insult decrepit Olivia here if I'm answering your questions? "
4908-4.10: Marie Alexander says: "*Her brows furrowed and tone becomes even softer.* Why are you insulting Olivia in the first place? She is the only one awake with the key at present, so that makes no sense for what you are trying to accomplish. Honey is sweeter than oil. And even so, its not polite to insult anyone for that matter especially someone who has done nothing wrong, please stop Inithia. *By the end her voice was almost a whisper.*"
4908-4.11: Inithia says: "Marie, I think you are mistaken. Olivia is a self-righteous bitch and always has been, key or no. "
4908-4.11: Alice says to Dorice: "But yeah, what kinda priestess did she say she was?"
4908-4.11: Dorice says: "She didn't. I'm not sure she is one."
4908-4.11: Inithia says: "I'm a priestess of blood and death, Drive. "
4908-4.11: Dorice says: "It's the kind of thing newspawns like to say about themselves when they first show up before they steal a bike and then starve to death."
4908-4.11: Dorice says: "But hey, benefit of the doubt and all that, right?"
4908-4.12: Alice says: "*looks confused* Blood Death and Driving?"
4908-4.12: Inithia says: "No, I'm speaking to Drive. "
4908-4.12: Dorice says: "I think there's someone called Drive in town."
4908-4.12: Alice says: "Who's Drive?"
4908-4.12: You see Inithia pointing at Dorice.
4908-4.12: Inithia says: "That one. Drive is her name. I cannot drive, I'm afraid. Too much mayhem. "
4908-4.12: Alice says: "No. That's Dorice."
4908-4.12: Inithia says: "Yes, that is what I said. Drive. "
4908-4.12: Inithia says: "Drive and Alive. "
4908-4.12: Dorice says: "*she winces* I think she's also a bit deaf, Alice."
4908-4.12: Dorice says: "No wonder she doesn't care for music."
4908-4.12: Marie Alexander says: "*Her glasses slid towards the tip of her nose and she looked over them at Inithia, taken aback momentarily but she quickly recovers.Her tone keeps an even and soft cadence, never raising to a yell.* I suggest keeping one's words soft and sweet for you may have to eat them. Swearing is not only unladylike it is very rude, and calling someone out of their name with such a term is equally unsettling. I have not known Olivia to be anything but fair and key or no she is still to be respected. Why are you saying such horrible things? I never knew you to be that way. "
4908-4.12: Inithia says: "You never knew me much at all, Marie. "
4908-4.12: Alice says: "Yeah, poor girl. *she shakes her head solemnly then takes another large bite out of the raw chunk of meat in her hands*"
4908-4.12: Dorice says: "You shouldn't eat that raw, Alice, you're going to get sick."
4908-4.12: Alice says: "Perhaps, but this way all the raw power wont be cooked out."
4908-4.12: Dorice says to you: "That newspawn is a bitch. I mean, a lot of newspawns are, but she's like a superbitch."
4908-4.12: Alice says: "'Sides I'm not good at cooking."
4908-4.12: Dorice says: "Well *I* am."
4908-4.12: Marie Alexander says: "I like to believe there is good, and kindness in everyone. "
4908-4.12: Olivia says: "*she nods and smiles to Marie* I thank you. We all have our unpleasant moments, but I've never been self-righteous. "
4908-4.12: Inithia says: "If the idiotic /edit/ *she hits the t hard* can't look past the end of her own tits to see letting me out is the better solution for her,i won't spell it out. "
4908-4.13: Inithia says: "She's the one keeping me here, to insult her. *snorts at Olivia* You did just feel the need to come out here and wiggle your big authority cocktail at me, didn't you? Not even doing anything on your boat, just standing there, I can hear you. "
4908-4.13: Inithia says: "But by all means, feed on the go trip of people defending you, Olivia. I'm sure I makes you wet. "
4908-4.13: Inithia says: "If anything still can. "
4908-4.13: Marie Alexander says: "*Shakes her head, unruffled by the words it seems, and her words remain gentle.* Calling Olivia out of her name will not solve anything. She has the choice to leave you our there all year if she pleases, and she just might do so. An apology might help at this point, but there can be no promises on that matter, as I do not know how forgiving Olivia will be after such an unfortunate display. Everyone can get snarky here and there but ..enough is enough Inithia, its time to stop. "
4908-4.13: Inithia says: "I will not apologize to her or anyone, Marie, and you can't make me. No one can make me do anything. "
4908-4.13: Inithia says: "All I want is to leave, but no. Spite and kowtowiing you demand. "
4908-4.13: Marie Alexander says: "I never said that I could make you, only you can do that. It is a strong advisory, and a wise one. I haven't demanded anything of you, and nor has Olivia except to be polite. Is that too much to ask?"
4908-4.13: Olivia says: "*she shakes her head slowly and continues to repair the armful of tools she retrieved from the ship*"
4908-4.14: Olivia says: "Has anybody ever read the laws of Olipifirovash to you, Inithia?"
4908-4.15: Olivia says: "*she sets her repairs aside and begins to bury the man*"
4908-4.16: Inithia says: "Let me guess. The laws read "you must be polite and Olivia is God. Suckle at her aged teat" "
4908-4.16: Marie Alexander says: "*Shakes her head.* I see there is little use in advising you to at least be civil."
4908-4.17: Alice says: "Oh you're funny, Miss Dreads."
4908-4.17: Inithia says: "My name is Inithia, Alive. "
4908-4.17: Dorice says: "Inithia Alive is a pretty cool name."
4908-4.17: Dorice says: "Has like, a poetry to it."
4908-4.17: Dorice says: "*she roars in a voice like a raging gale* AGED TEATS OF ANCIENT edit, REGAL RULING ARTIFACTS, HOLDING KEYS AND GUARDING DOORS, BEG FOR FAVOR ON ALL FOURS! "
4908-4.17: Dorice plays some music on a brand new electric guitar.
4908-4.18: Dorice says: "*she plays a screeching melody, like a dying beast*"
4908-4.18: Alice says: "*hammers out a wild rhythm like stamping of a enraged elephant*"
4908-4.18: Alice plays some music on a brand new jembe drum.
4908-4.18: Alice plays some music on a brand new small drum.
4908-4.18: Dorice says: "PRIESTESS OF SCORN, BLINDED AND BORN, CURSED TO EVER CURSE, FOREVER FORLORN! SEPULCHER OF FORGOTTEN MEN, BUILD A GRAVE TO HOUSE THEM IN, BURN THE BLOODY OFFERING, SCREAM WORDS OF YOUR OBEDIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNCE!"
4908-4.18: Dorice plays some music on a brand new electric guitar.
4908-4.18: Alice says: "*she screeches high-pitched and blood curdlingly* THE DEFIANT CHILD CLAWS THE DOOR! PRIESTESS OF DISAPPOINTMENT!"
4908-4.19: Dorice plays some music on a brand new electric guitar.
4908-4.19: Dorice says: "*her melody rages across the harbor, an electric wail*"
4908-4.19: Alice says: "*she picks up the pace of her drums and then abruptly stops with a massive thump sending waves of pressure through the air and rocking all the boats*"
4908-4.19: Alice plays some music on a brand new small drum.
4908-4.19: Inithia says: "*wincing, yelling to be heard over the din* MY NAME IS MADAME INITHIA DE ODUYA, SHE WHO HEARS THE GOD'S. "
4908-4.19: Dorice says: "*she cuts off her melody equally abruptly, and high-fives Alice* That was SIIIIICK."
4908-4.19: Alice says: "*reciprocates the high-five* I knoooow riiiiiight!"
4908-4.19: Alice says: "*she looks to Inithia* What Gods?"
4908-4.20: Alice says: "*she scratches her head*"
4908-4.20: Dorice says: "Yeah I thought she was a preistess of Death, Blood,
and Driving. Those aren't gods though."
4908-4.20: Alice says: "I mean I get the Blood and Death and Driving thing. It's totally righteous, but what is she going on about?"
4908-4.20: Olivia says: "*she looks over her shoulder toward the harbor at they yelling* Then shouldn't you be praying for the soul I'm burying since Shaudawn is asleep?"
4908-4.20: Inithia says: "*her face twists* Why on earth would I do that? They are dead and their soul was not used in sacrifice so they are gone. Completely. "
4908-4.20: Dorice says: "I dunno, we're only hearing one side of the conversation here. "
4908-4.20: Inithia says: "I am a conduit between the gods of blood and death and chaos, ladies. A priestess for them. "
4908-4.20: Alice says: "Chaos is a funny synonym for driving."
4908-4.20: Dorice says: "Not if you're blind, Alice."
4908-4.20: Dorice says: "Then all driving is chaos."
4908-4.20: Alice says: "*she giggles* True true."
4908-4.20: Olivia says: "*she resumes her digging*"
4908-4.22: Inithia says: "Why do you keep talking about driving? "
4908-4.22: Dorice says: "I wanna meet the god of driving. I bet he's got the sweetest ride."
4908-4.23: Alice says: "*she nods* I bet it's a low rider with fuzzy dice and tricked out paint job!"
4908-4.23: Inithia says: "I said nothing of driving. "
4908-4.23: Alice says: "Psht... don't take it back now. *she shakes her head* Well to be honest, I bet the driving God has a MUCH cooler priestess."